you’ve got TIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE

i think that more people should actually hold their friends accountable when they do something wrong rather than be blindly loyal to them. just a thought

first rewatch of oitnb since it ended the intro has me EMOTIONAL

(muttering to myself) i’m gay i’m gay i’m gay i’m gay

putting all my chores into a spinny wheel app

ALSO I saw the rocky horror show live! oh and also I don’t drink anymore :) phew 12 days off I actually have so much word vomit but i’m gonna stop here but y’all got NO clue wtf has been going on at all ever. good and bad

unfortunately for me singing nyan cat does help me regulate

reminder that if you have something against bi women, maybe get off the internet and take a step outside

Nobody who has ever spam follow/unfollowed me has ever been normal and this continues to prove itself

listen listen I could write a dissertation on the phenomena of horrible men surrounding themselves with groups of women online through the guise of charm/compassion/etc and it eventually leading to complicated sexual power dynamics and an implosion of the group itself

in other news if you have followed me for a while you may be happy to hear that I finally saw joost klein live on friday :^) changed my life forever

coming back online just to repost this bc I am involved in this too👍 fuck shane

been somewhat quiet about it for the last six months but… shane (shaneistiredfyi) has been offline because around the holidays they began using this app to solicit nudes from girls and femmes who were mostly 20-25 years their junior and were upset we may interact and talk about their behavior

reverse cowgirl so we can both watch glee < 3

Why whine about whimsy?

june officially kickstarts gig season for me!!! i’m so excited

YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

just ate the best mango ever

So today I learned that the Swedish word for "speed" is "fart." Yeah... that classic Keanu Reeves movie? Here's the Swedish poster:

got called a far left extremist today and to that I say meow meow meow

close uquiz.com/quiz/rd4pgt/...

hey, fellow brits and europeans in this heat wave! If you're on any of these you're more sensitive to the heat. Make sure you drink water, stay in the shade, and avoid over-exertion.

running an event for menstrual hygiene day tomorrow. how we feeling about my stickers

embracing my round face and dark circles by dressing as a victorian ghost

Bluesky is great if you want life advice from a picture of a cat

You know what beats a Jet2Holiday? No ads

everyone’s a mental illness advocate until a mentally ill person is mentally ill around them lmao

whyyy is vinted full of AI images/listings omfg

my favourite part about this time of the year is eating my entire body weight in watermelon

If the best you can do to fight against Trump is resort to using AI slop or insulting his weight you're absolutely doing it wrong and are part of the problem.

stressfully singing nyan cat

gonna have to repost that at normal american hours tm because NONE of you are engaging rn

amerimoots (or if you travel usa often) I need your assistance, bonus points if you're new england based. my grandmother lives in the us and is not doing well. my mother is off to visit her and is begging me to join her, I am so fucking terrified of going to that country. (contd in replies)

hey, not eating or at least reducing your consumption of animal products actually does make your heart tremendously bigger ❤️ it reconnects your heart to your brain. it overflows you with more empathy and care for the world around you and therefore for your peers. try it!!!

and what if I just left my typos huh what then

cannot hold your hand otherwise I will slap your arm in excitement when I have something to say

hey siri how to not jump long distance bf when i see him??

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

do you ever eat cereal and you’re like wow this is not enough cereal

this is a masterpiece

I keep seeing posts using “LGBTI+” when did we drop the Q???? I am confused

the fuck it will

profile lock screen last song pinterest home screen tried to edit my pinterest one to remove the giant fuckass ad that was on there

me if u even care

on season 10 already🫢

i don’t want to fall for ragebait i want lovebait and joybait and gigglebait

i love incense and scented candles and things that smell nice

can’t stop thinking about dyeing my hair………