christmas on bluesky

I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

Real talk if I was enthralled by a cursed amulet I'd probably kill any of you fuckers that tried to get me to set the cursed amulet aside

Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

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watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

SUMMONING SALT: and then, the next day, penisguy did this. [synth song plays over live footage of me in my boxers watching the summoning salt video] ME: haha i love this part

Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

im done telling ppl to touch grass. some of yall need to take strange pills and lose yourself to the pulse of the crowd and the beat of the drum in your chest

Hades II is sooo good. GOTY discussions gonna be ROUGH.

im friends witg a marxist who frequently messages me just like, absolute walls of text, and im like Babe please, im an anarchist i canott read that many words in a row

The maidens are asking who I’m wearing. The armor is of my holy blighted queen. The sword was wrenched from the body of the world serpent. The blood upon my hands and blade and face is of the champion of the golden monarch. The bag is Louis Vuitton. The chainmail was forged in the nine hells.

So be it.

executive function? uh, yeah, i sure wish it did!

Super hyped for my to-send pile for Postcrossing today.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

The most frustrating thing about MSM reporting on the anti-fascist terrorist designation is that these news sources describe "antifa" as a group "formed in the 1930s" without explainIng WHY they were formed and AGAINST whom. Pretty important context to leave out.

Cuuute :3

AI out here trying to take all the fun human jobs. Yeah thanks robot, but I prefer to do my own hallucinating.

a friend of mine once worked for LinkedIn and she told me like, "they're really focused on getting people to spend more time playing games right now" and i realized i have no idea what the hell goes on over there cause i thought it was the opposite of more time playing games

The Donkey Kong DLC is fine, but kind of shocking it wasn't included in the base game.

Happy weekend

sorry but I can't come out, my gender is under NDA

(“Riders on the Storm” voice) Posting on my phone

thanks ai

The Guardian @theguardian.com

Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this

Just in case you need a little joy today: here are some lovely llama costumes from the 4-H costume contest at the State Fair 📸: Aaron Lavinsky/The Minnesota Star Tribune

As someone into Russian lit - let me add -Lermontov us such a weird pull.

This tattoo, by InkedMongoose on IG, is perfect. No notes.

PNW is cool.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

You can tell the world has gone to shit because last time I was at the dentist the hygienist asked me if I was regularly flossing and I said that I only do it sometimes and she was like yeah that’s fine I don’t really care

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

I can't wait for the next season of JJK, it's manga time.

chat is this good

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

im really cool and chill i promise guys im not overly passionate and intense at all

hey bravo to whomever at Nintendo made the deeply inspired decision with DK Bananza to make it so if you die enough times in one place, pillars of gold accumulate to form an agonized, screaming Donkey Kong reaching for heaven

are you fucking kidding me. the lens flares in DK Bananza are in the shape of a bunch of bananas

oh, you have a corruption kink? that's so cool. say, I'd just looooooove if my construction company got the contract to build that new stadium. oops, I dropped my paper bag full of money on the floor, how careless of me. did you cum yet?