Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

Does anyone have any advice for if you've thrown your back out? I'm hoping it's a muscle thing and not a disc thing, but this sucks

It seems odd to me that many are vocally turning on Pam Bondi when they could easily be turning on Noem, Homan, Patel, Miller, Kennedy, Bessent, Vance, Trump..... for being just as or more cartoonishly evil

"BUFF WOMEN, HOLY FUCK!"

I miss hbomberguy

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

NEW: ICE is crashing the US court system in Minnesota. Thanks to Trump's push to detain an unprecedented number of people, and its attempt to kill bond hearings, petitions to secure people's release from custody have skyrocketed. @regret.bsky.social w/ the scoop: www.wired.com/story/ice-cr...

Where the fuck are all the William Gibson adaptations

Millennials get unfairly blamed for a lot of shit, but collectively we have to own what a mistake it was making Harry Potter famous That is on us

Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist! Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.

It's amazing how time speeds up the more you want it to last

God I hope It Happens soon Really soon

I'm still confused by the size of Bad Bunny, dude must be fucking huge

Reading Marx and drinking Guinness

AOL could come in with a steel chair right now and relaunch AIM

It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps

This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

The jumbo weiners I got do not, in fact, appear to be jumbo compared to regular weiners This is horribly depressing

Not mad at this

It's so funny year after year watching two excellent teams battle to get to this game that consistently seems to be determined by whoever is less hungover wins

If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Makes me happy thinking of how many angry people there are in this country right now

Man that was one of the dullest first halfs I've ever seen What a game

At some point the AI overlords will run out of culture to mine, since new culture is hardly growing anymore, and that is when suicide booths will be readily available

Why the FUCK are Minions still a thing!?!?

It's ALL rushed as shit, what the fuck

I love Brandi Carlile, why are they making her rush like this

FDR did this, and he was elected FOUR TIMES

Today is the end of football forever

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home. Abolish the billionaire class:

Awh yeeeeaah, curling highlights 🥌

Red Wine & Blue now has more than 600,000 members. Its members and affiliated groups held 4,000 events last year, most of them in person. On Tuesday, they raised more than $100k in less than an hour to support Haitians in Springfield, OH & oppose ICE. 19thnews.org/2026/02/wine... via @19thnews.org

Anybody got any solid reasons to hope for the future?

man they just came right out and said it

"Just don't use AI is a luxury position" is an incredible sentence that will never leave me. You can delete the thread, you can delete the account, but you can't delete genius.

I chugged an energy drink and IMMEDIATELY wanted to nap What is WRONG with meeeeee

The whole reason we are even being allowed to see this fascist pedo surveillance state reveal itself is because these people are convinced they're going to get away with it

“Kamala warned us” Fuck you Palestinians warned you Black people warned you The Left warned you Half the international community warned you The US slide into fascism has been long and slow. Many have been falsely imprisoned or killed by it over decades. It just finally came for you.

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind

Kyle MacLachlan is really the only cool Kyle

Did my hair Got good take out low key pissed meself Got them curry farts Solid day, honestly

At least the bitcoin people are having a bad day

1932: A young couple goes hungry for weeks to afford a solid oak credenza. Something to pass down to their children, and their children’s children. A hope for the future. 2025: A young man named “Bunghole” vomits a Zyn pouch into the credenza’s top drawer before tossing it out a second-story window

Sometimes being on Bluesky feels like gathering with refugees to roast marshmallows on the flames of civilization

The thing that makes me angriest about Raising Canes is that I *know* how underwhelming and bland it is, yet I *still* want it from time to time. I don't understand why. It's maddening. It's like desperately wanting to wear wet socks

@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social You have to understand, Jon, that when the right is angry with you, it's because they don't understand you. When the left is angry with you, Jon, it's because we're disappointed in you. And know you are capable of better.

Really have to give American lefties from decades ago a lot of credit for getting so much right before it all became so glaringly obvious

Seems real bad that the end point of ~25 years of War on Terror architecture is an agency of thin-skinned goons who will send armed men to your house if you email the government asking for compassion on behalf of someone else. newrepublic.com/post/206088/...

If I wasn't in an apartment I would be doing the most obnoxious primal scream shit rn