BREAKING: The Democratic Party to be split into two organizations: "Communism Two" will handle actual legislation and as consolation "The Good Manners Gang" will serve as a makework program for friends and family of the wealthy until their assets can be seized by the state.

far too much ‘sometimes people accidentally do a little nazism’ going around

happy nba opening day. glad i once again have a very fickle and unreliable grizzlies team to hyperfixate on for several months. i sincerely wish that so much of my mental health did not rely on ja morant and gregory jackson II.

uh oh, did your widdle cloud stop working? did your precious enterprise-wide SaaS cloud interrupt your business operations through no fault of your own? on-premise servers don't look so antiquated now do they?

I thought "the president's just a wannabe king who flies a shit-dropping plane over his own country" is something his enemies would say about him but you do you

"But when the team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20% slower when using AI than when working without it. Researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome. We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.” 🎁link

At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"

Boiler the fuck up

We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative

oh sorry were the haters trying to say something? guess my airplane must've been shitting too loud 💅💅

Come on I think you can confirm it wasn’t really him flying a fighter jet

AI statement for your bandmates death, hate to see it

heck I'll bite: 3. Wemby 2. Ant 1. Ja

Chicago is this country’s anti-fascist center. The Trump regime will do all it can to subdue our city and to coerce submission. But they won’t get it.

Holy fuck! No Kings protesters are marching through Center City in Philadelphia. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:

Watch Live: #NoKings Chicago in Grant Park www.fox32chicago.com/news/no-king...

WE THE PEOPLE ARE OUT IN MEMPHIS #NOKINGS

imagine coming back to your car after the game and there is a baseball stuck in your windshield

Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...

MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND GET ON BLUESKY SO I CAN EASILY SEE THE DAMN INJURY REPORT

god damn lmao

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

It’s Friday

Good video from @hankgreen.bsky.social about the AI bubble youtu.be/Q0TpWitfxPk?...

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

12-year-old Occupied Government

Boy this aged probably better than anyone involved expected it to

the powers that be want you to know less about your computer. they are taking away your beautiful file pathing, keyboard inputs, considered mouse clicks, and expertise of your OS. everything will soon be done by mumbling into the open air and praying it works correctly. this is a nightmare.

So he's cool?

you know bluesky is for 38-year-olds because the website takes a little nap in the early afternoon

The strength of libertarianism is you never run out of other people’s money

very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going “calling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going “yup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”

Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”

wow... young republicans are nazis..?

JUST GONNA ASSUME IM NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO BE SHOCKED www.cnbc.com/2025/10/14/t...

Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵) www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Showing up to No Kings with a sign reading “monarchy is an affront to human dignity but, when incorporated into a liberal democratic system, may nevertheless be a useful safety valve for nationalist and/or authoritarian impulses” and then getting clobbered by a Buttigieg-supporting grandmother

Using ChatGPT

Most people are rightly horrified when they learn the real situation in Palestine and are forced to see the human toll of Zionism. They see the Jim Crow South and apartheid South Africa in the daily insults & abuses of occupation, the Third Reich in the obsessive race laws and genocidal bombings.

its really unfortunate the "accidentally became important at work" tweet is the realest shit of all time

boomer challenge: stop starting teams meetings 10+ minutes before the appointed start time.

dudes rock

Remember, this is how much it has cooked people’s brains after like one year. Think of what 10 years of this will do. Think of the brains of kids who will grow up not only unable to spot AI but unable to understand “real” and “AI generated” as two different concepts.

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.

YouTube TV would really be cookin if they would let me put sports along side daniel tiger in the multiview. My toddler keeps asking to at least switch over to let her check the score lol

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.