One time, I thought my cat Panda died but I found out she was living with a neighbor. Two weeks later, a neighbors cat named Betty moved into my home. I don’t question the cat distribution system. That’s not for us worry about.

Getting ₛₚₒₒₖᵧ

Splatoon Raiders is one of the top games on Switch 2. Our review: https://bit.ly/3RqdkBp

The most prolific writer of prehistoric times was the brontësaurus thank you for your time.

SNES Collection #31 of 46 A game many consider to be one of the greatest of all time. The X-Ray Scope blew my mind, it allows you to see the secrets?? So many memorable moments with this one. I used to connect my stereo speakers to the TV to better capture the music in this game.

In the cat alphabet ‘e’ and ‘o’ are the only meowels.

Someone has been stealing wheels off police cars. Police are searching tirelessly to catch him.

I'm not sure how my cat knows how to stand in front of the EXACT part of my screen I need, but it borders on supernatural powers at this point. Pretty sure she can't read.

(stumbling home late after I promised my wife I was only going out for “a couple” beers) there was uhhhh a cyclops

Take the red pill, and you become red. Take the green pill, and you become green. This is how Mario and Luigi were invented.

Good morning, Skeethearts ☀️❤️☕️

I think we’ve made enough lemonade. Can life now please quit it with the lemons.

HER: if you don’t stop using nautical terms, I’m leaving ME: but if you do I’ll be rudderless [later] FRIEND: what happened to your girlfriend? ME: she port

A few nights ago, I watched Project Hail Mary without knowing anything about it. I experienced the kind of genuine awe and excitement that I don't really get with movies anymore. I stopped watching trailers or following movie release schedules a few years ago and it greatly increased my enjoyment.

ughhh let me INNN

None of you have played Kirby's Dream Land 5 and it really shows.

honestly wildfire smoke was not even on my climate change radar until a few years ago. endless heat waves? sure. evil ticks from texas that make you allergic to burgers? seems horrible, but okay. I just stepped outside and choked on air. this is really going to cut into my grilling schedule

In Jamaica they call it cinnamonmon

Today I was loading tools into my truck at my workshop and a lady stopped her car, got out and said that she loved all the pride stuff in my yard. Then she hugged me. Made my day/week/year 🥲

Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control & the cost of living continues to rise.."

CLIMATE DENIER: global warming is fake news CANADIAN FOREST: hold my beer

It's been too long since I used my SEGA Dreamcast

As a matter of fairness, there will now be a 20% tariff on all non diarrhea-inducing lettuce going forward. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Verify my age??? I used to think this was an awesome game:

Whenever my cat starts enunciating his meows I know I'm in trouble.

I hate this game!

Battle ready

Baby pigs should be called hamlets end of story.

We at Nintendo of America are here to unambiguously state that the rumors surrounding the as of yet confirmed Super Mario Sunshine remake are completely false. Mario will not in fact consume many smaller Marios for sustenance. These rumors are baseless and quite frankly upset us.

New poster for Spaceballs: The New One 🎬

My wife and I put together this model of a cyberpunk themed alleyway with cool endless hallway effect. More pics in the replies below

WIFE: what are you thinking about? ME: that the Hamburglar implies the existence of the Cheeseburglar WIFE: *jumps out of moving car*

Welcome to julie’s “dont ask how much i paid for this” corner

ME: where should we go for dinner? WIFE: it doesn't matter ME: *spidey sense tingles*

Long ago when the four nations lived in harmony.

Physical Switch 2 games so far. (Bought Hitman pre-owned because I don’t wanna support key cards)

Gonna go crazy tonight

I just saw a write up for a missing dog in my area and it said: “He’s a good boy and really loves cheese, he would probably respond to the word cheese over his name.” Same doggo, same…

They say never meet your heroes but this honey-glazed donut was not a let down.

People still think it's weird that Nintendo have Digimon games as if it's some massive rivalry. There have been a lot of Digimon games on Nintendo, more than what is pictured but this is all I own myself. Digimon was never really Pokemon's rival outside of heated fan arguments.

Mitch is alive and well... and in perfect hibernation 🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema

WIFE: how does this house get so dirty so fast? ME: *rollerblading through the kitchen while eating nachos* the kids are gross

booted up my 3ds for the first time in forever and my god does it feel small in my hands

Happy National Video Game day! Support physical media!

I now have a pair of crows..an attempted murder?...who have adopted me. They sit in my driveway while I'm watering the front garden and tell me everything I'm doing wrong with my life. So, between the cats and now crows congregating in my yard, it's imperative I start dressing like Stevie Nicks.

I think AAA games are so focused on realistic graphics because it's the only thing the idiot businessmen who don't play games that are in charge can look at and understand.

WAITER: and what can I get you? ME: *tossing menu like a frisbee* I'll have the larger font please

Video games are good, they're so good man. It's very sad that a cabal of money idiots has ruined them for everyone

Took my dog to the vet today. In their medical opinion he is still a very good boy.