oi m8 watch me stream now. its gr8 P.S. I'll be playing a bit of guitar too. Mostly to keep my hands busy. m8 www.twitch.tv/jsalari

It's December 1st, so pretend I made a very funny joke about Mariah Carey being brought out of storage and leave a like.

Enemies unite to create one big ball of floof

Our cat Camus is a big grumpy, growly boy.

Tired of spending time with your family? Then spend time with me as I control a sentient lighthouse in Keeper ▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari

My first attempt at making apple pie. Looks a bit messy but it turned out alright, minus the leakage it left on the bottom of the oven.

Our cat Camus is a big grumpy, growly boy.

I am alive twitch.tv/jsalari

I belong in a Renaissance era painting

This was a rock solid joke, you all missed out by not liking it smdh damn head

How Leonardo DiCaprio picks a girlfriend - Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right? Woman: What's dial up internet? Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?

Out of curiosity, when you open a streaming app do you ever use the shortcuts on the remote or do you stick to using the TV's menu?

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Look at this perfect cat and weep

Alright, starting now. Go, go, go

I'll be playing episodes 5 & 6 of Dispatch at 1pm EST live on Twitch! ▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari

It's finally happened. I am become catboy, destroyer of libidos. Watch my stream if you want to feel things again 🎃 www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Played #Dispatch by @criticalrole.bsky.social on stream and had a moment I later described as "like that hacking movie Hugh Jackman was in that no one watched". Speaking of no one watching, check out my stream, live Wednesdays and Fridays at 1pm ET ▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Hey there, wanna watch the best stream on Twitch? Well, I can't help you there, but you can watch mine instead, where I'll be playing new episodes of Dispatch! www.twitch.tv/jsalari

More horror games for the month of Spoopyween. This time I'm playing Slay the Princess, a game which I absolutely can't explain, so come along BooOOooOOOoo etc 👻 twitch.tv/jsalari/

"I hope this email finds you well." It's an email, Sharon, not a message delivered by carrier pigeon.

Oh my gawd twitch.tv/jsalari

Found out recently that I need to be consuming like, 10x more protein every day. Made me wonder "is this just life now? Chugging weird tasting protein shakes and eating nothing but nuts for snacks?" Because I'm not sure I'm okay with that. Oh yeah, I'm streaming 1pm EDT www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Hinako's foxgirl TF continues apace twitch.tv/jsalari

oi m8 watch me stream or ill tell me mum www.twitch.tv/jsalari

A second shot at making baguettes, this time with a more traditional recipe, using a poolish for flavour and a couche for proofing. Way better than the first try, with a crust so crunchy it'll burst your eardrums when you bite into it

If you'd like to improve your day by at least 34%, then watch my stream. I'm playing Silent Hill f again, since it's now spoopy month. www.twitch.tv/jsalari

I tried my hand at making baguettes for the first time. Turned out rather well 🥖

I have a new video out (at last), so please go watch it and share this post before YouTube finally destroys my sanity. ▶️ youtu.be/UrJbBd1Gfm8?...

I have a new video out (at last), so please go watch it and share this post before YouTube finally destroys my sanity. ▶️ youtu.be/UrJbBd1Gfm8?...

Hey folks, I made a new video and it's now available in ad-free early access for Patreon members, or you can unlock it for a one-time fee of $3. ▶️ www.patreon.com/posts/why-ac...

After all this time streaming, I still don't know how to use Twitch properly You should follow me anyway www.twitch.tv/jsalari

I've been trying to watch more movies recently, so follow me on Letterboxd. letterboxd.com/Salari/films/

After six months of infusing in vodka, we have homemade vanilla extract. Way cheaper than buying it pre-made, and much better quality.

I made old fashioned doughnuts for the first time. This will probably lead to a heart attack, so it was nice knowing you.

I made some double chocolate chip muffins for the first time, and you can't have one. 🙂‍↔️

First attempt at making a flour-less chocolate cake. Kinda looks crappy, but it tastes gorgeous.

Watch my dang stream or I will tell on you www.twitch.tv/jsalari

How does he did this?

Cure as a kitten, and Curie now

I'm live again, and I'm continuing making this... again www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Go watch my face move and my mouth make noises twitch.tv/jsalari

They figured it out

Packed in

Going live now! ▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Join me on stream tomorrow at 2pm EDT, where I'll be building this very confusing puzzle box www.twitch.tv/jsalari

I am terrified of commitment but I'm doing it anyways! I mean!! Hey!! Comics!!!

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