This is the cello music box I've been building on stream. Fully functional and almost entirely made from wood. 🎻

Be Here Now: www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Camus and Curie, head to head, tail to tail.

Camus and Curie, head to head, tail to tail.

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The kids who grew up choosing to play as evil protags in BioWare RPGs all became Joe Rogan listeners that drive pre-owned pickup trucks.

I posted this yesterday, but you could barely hear a thing, so here's a clip of Camus purring loudly to help you through the weekend 💜

I posted this yesterday, but you could barely hear a thing, so here's a clip of Camus purring loudly to help you through the weekend 💜

Hey folks, it's been a little bit, but I'm doing a stream, and you're welcome to join in regardless of that thing you did last summer 🔪 twitch.tv/jsalari

Every time I see a clip or a GIF of The Nostalgia Critic, I feel a tinge of pride knowing that I've never enjoyed anything he's ever done - even when I was much younger, impressionable, and didn't know any better.

It’s Laboratory Professionals Week! 🔬 To celebrate my wife’s work in cancer research, I’m doing a blind presentation made by her and my mod @fluffybunnyrowan.bsky.social. No rehearsal, no script, just chaos. Come watch a non-scientist struggle Live NOW! ▶️ twitch.tv/jsalari

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Hello, pay attention to me for the next couple of hours please www.twitch.tv/jsalari

I finished listening to the audiobook of "Bullshit Jobs: A Theory" by the late David Graeber An exceptional book that explores a frequently ignored aspect of our lives: how in our pursuit to create jobs just so people can prove they belong in society, we abandoned the idea of meaningful work.

The horrors persist, and so does my stupid stream www.twitch.tv/jsalari

You'd be a fool in April if you missed my stream www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Don't know about you, but I would rather watch a 3 hour video narrated by someone with a monotone voice than a 10 minute video with an "upspeak" vocal inflection, where everything they say sounds like a question.

Where am I in life right now? Well, thank you for asking; yesterday I got really excited about using the steam bake function on our oven for the first time when making bread. So yeah, things are pretty wild.

Any graphic designer will tell you that if you know how to apply a stroke or drop shadow to something in Photoshop then you're basically qualified for any job in the field

Hey gamers, I'll be playing some Monster Hunter Stories 3, which just launched today! It's like Pokemon, but good, and not horribly rushed to market. www.twitch.tv/jsalari

I just learned how to properly fold a fitted sheet, so I'm riding on a bit of an adrenaline high right now, I'm sure you understand

Hey bozo, come hang out with me, I'm gonna be trying out Esoteric Ebb - AKA: fantasy Disco Elysium www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Today my wife and are are celebrating our 10th wedding anniversary. It's hard to believe it's been this long that we've been married, and I've been living in America. @dsalari.bsky.social brought happiness and love into my life in ways I didn't think were possible, and I'll be forever grateful.

My wife and I are celebrating our wedding anniversary later, but in the meantime, let's hang out www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Here I go twitch.tv/jsalari

Does anyone have any suggestions for how to contact our family in Iran? We last spoke to them on the day of the attacks, but communications have been cut off since. Are there any other channels that can be used just to see if they're alright?

Does anyone have any suggestions for how to contact our family in Iran? We last spoke to them on the day of the attacks, but communications have been cut off since. Are there any other channels that can be used just to see if they're alright?

Kitten's synchronized sunbathing

Hey, I'm building a working music box model today, so come hang out with me www.twitch.tv/jsalari

I discovered my phone has a magic eraser function, so I started with something important.

My friends, it's that time again. Come, save me from myself www.twitch.tv/jsalari

The Yakuza/Like a Dragon fandom really is great. Some champion went out of their way to make a mod which brings back the original likeness of Goh Hamazaki, after RGG studios disappointingly ignored their fan's pleas to not cast known sex pest Teruyuki Kagawa. www.thegamer.com/yakuza-fans-...

Hey lovers come, spend this Galentine's Day with me - the sexiest boy on Twitch (as you can tell), as I play the season finale of The Wolf Among Us ▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari ◀️

I'll save you 10 minutes: Yes. You absolutely do need to preheat your oven. Baking instructions account for the amount of time spent AT temperature, not however long it takes to REACH it I haven't watched the video, but this shouldn't even be a question unless you want to flirt with food poisoning.

It's stream time, so don't disappoint Curie and not show up. She holds grudges. www.twitch.tv/jsalari

If you'd like to make this cat happy, then watch my stream. I'm going live right now: www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Unlike our old place, we actually get more natural light through our windows in our new home, and the cats love it 🌞

I'm so tired of trying to eat my bodyweight in protein every day. We should be freed from this burden, this is no way to live. How did this happen?

Hey, so I'm back to streaming again after an exhausting move, but now I have much better internet, and a whole room to myself, so come along and say hi innit? www.twitch.tv/jsalari

I think it's great that so many well known characters and IPs are entering the public domain, but can we do more than just create edgy horror movies with them that end up being the lowest quality slop imaginable?

Help me finish this up, I just need 9 more.

I'm ready to be known

I was playing around in MS Paint and drew a representation of literally every YouTube video essayist thumbnail. Before you say it, yes, I'm guilty of this too, but I've never had a perm.

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Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves. www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Contrary to popular belief, you don't become an adult when you turn 18. No, you become an adult when you DECIDE to buy napkins.

I'm playing a sad game, so come along and be sad with me www.twitch.tv/jsalari

It's been over 2 years since Twitter was rebranded to X Without a doubt the worst attempt at product rebranding in history, since the majority of people STILL refer to it as Twitter, with no indication that will ever change Lesson here: Elon Musk is and always will be bad at what he does.

Please read "Technofeudalism: What killed capitalism" By @yanisvaroufakis.bsky.social A truly exceptional, beautiful and essential book.