I just learned how to properly fold a fitted sheet, so I'm riding on a bit of an adrenaline high right now, I'm sure you understand

Hey bozo, come hang out with me, I'm gonna be trying out Esoteric Ebb - AKA: fantasy Disco Elysium www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Today my wife and are are celebrating our 10th wedding anniversary. It's hard to believe it's been this long that we've been married, and I've been living in America. @dsalari.bsky.social brought happiness and love into my life in ways I didn't think were possible, and I'll be forever grateful.

My wife and I are celebrating our wedding anniversary later, but in the meantime, let's hang out www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Here I go twitch.tv/jsalari

Does anyone have any suggestions for how to contact our family in Iran? We last spoke to them on the day of the attacks, but communications have been cut off since. Are there any other channels that can be used just to see if they're alright?

Does anyone have any suggestions for how to contact our family in Iran? We last spoke to them on the day of the attacks, but communications have been cut off since. Are there any other channels that can be used just to see if they're alright?

Kitten's synchronized sunbathing

Hey, I'm building a working music box model today, so come hang out with me www.twitch.tv/jsalari

I discovered my phone has a magic eraser function, so I started with something important.

My friends, it's that time again. Come, save me from myself www.twitch.tv/jsalari

The Yakuza/Like a Dragon fandom really is great. Some champion went out of their way to make a mod which brings back the original likeness of Goh Hamazaki, after RGG studios disappointingly ignored their fan's pleas to not cast known sex pest Teruyuki Kagawa. www.thegamer.com/yakuza-fans-...

When they steal my seat like this, I eat breakfast on the floor.

Hey lovers come, spend this Galentine's Day with me - the sexiest boy on Twitch (as you can tell), as I play the season finale of The Wolf Among Us ▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari ◀️

I'll save you 10 minutes: Yes. You absolutely do need to preheat your oven. Baking instructions account for the amount of time spent AT temperature, not however long it takes to REACH it I haven't watched the video, but this shouldn't even be a question unless you want to flirt with food poisoning.

It's stream time, so don't disappoint Curie and not show up. She holds grudges. www.twitch.tv/jsalari

If you'd like to make this cat happy, then watch my stream. I'm going live right now: www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Unlike our old place, we actually get more natural light through our windows in our new home, and the cats love it 🌞

I'm so tired of trying to eat my bodyweight in protein every day. We should be freed from this burden, this is no way to live. How did this happen?

Hey, so I'm back to streaming again after an exhausting move, but now I have much better internet, and a whole room to myself, so come along and say hi innit? www.twitch.tv/jsalari

I think it's great that so many well known characters and IPs are entering the public domain, but can we do more than just create edgy horror movies with them that end up being the lowest quality slop imaginable?

Help me finish this up, I just need 9 more.

I'm ready to be known

I was playing around in MS Paint and drew a representation of literally every YouTube video essayist thumbnail. Before you say it, yes, I'm guilty of this too, but I've never had a perm.

Sign up to Salari+ Premium today, and unlock all kinds of amazing stream extras, like being able to change the colour of my t-shirt using sAlarI, a new proprietary AI assistant. Only $50 per month! Or just watch the stream, I dunno, whatevs www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves. www.twitch.tv/jsalari

Contrary to popular belief, you don't become an adult when you turn 18. No, you become an adult when you DECIDE to buy napkins.

I'm playing a sad game, so come along and be sad with me www.twitch.tv/jsalari

It's been over 2 years since Twitter was rebranded to X Without a doubt the worst attempt at product rebranding in history, since the majority of people STILL refer to it as Twitter, with no indication that will ever change Lesson here: Elon Musk is and always will be bad at what he does.

Please read "Technofeudalism: What killed capitalism" By @yanisvaroufakis.bsky.social A truly exceptional, beautiful and essential book.

Renting a U-haul truck tomorrow and I've had to ask my father-in-law to drive it, because the thought of driving anything bigger than a hatchback makes me feel like I took the training wheels off my bike for the first time.

It's the last stream of the year, so join me as I reminisce on 2025, which was certainly a year that happened www.twitch.tv/jsalari

There's a special place in hell for people who take FaceTime calls while they're driving.

HELP! twitch.tv/jsalari

Not the beginning of the end, but that's a huge drop-off in sales. Consoles are going UP in price, the cost for full features (PS Plus, Game Pass, etc) is too high, and it's harder to recoup production costs when half a bil is being spent on one game every 5 years. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Can't wait to get a smart toilet in the future so the app can give me a Spotify style wrap up about how much I pissed, and the most popular colour shades.

Enemies unite to create one big ball of floof

Can't wait to get a smart toilet in the future so the app can give me a Spotify style wrap up about how much I pissed, and the most popular colour shades.

oi m8 watch me stream now. its gr8 P.S. I'll be playing a bit of guitar too. Mostly to keep my hands busy. m8 www.twitch.tv/jsalari

It's December 1st, so pretend I made a very funny joke about Mariah Carey being brought out of storage and leave a like.

Enemies unite to create one big ball of floof

Our cat Camus is a big grumpy, growly boy.

Tired of spending time with your family? Then spend time with me as I control a sentient lighthouse in Keeper ▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari

My first attempt at making apple pie. Looks a bit messy but it turned out alright, minus the leakage it left on the bottom of the oven.

Our cat Camus is a big grumpy, growly boy.

I am alive twitch.tv/jsalari

I belong in a Renaissance era painting

This was a rock solid joke, you all missed out by not liking it smdh damn head

How Leonardo DiCaprio picks a girlfriend - Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right? Woman: What's dial up internet? Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?