Our dear friend Car Wash the foster dog is now available for adoption, under the name Lady Latherbee, which we could not bring ourselves to use. She’s a great dog, fun, affectionate, kind of weird. www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...

This is me looking contrite after I scratched long threads from this fresh clean towel my person put down after my grooming yesterday. She sighed, turned the towel over and started on-line shopping for more cotton bath towels. Can I help it my ancestors dug beds outside? #dogs #poodles

OMG, this afternoon's ANTIFA Board of Directors meeting went on and on. I thought Jesus would *never* stop talking!

This is Radley. He's being accused of stealing a bag of bagels. That's ridiculous. He was just keeping this one warm for you. 13/10 please show some appreciation (TT: carrie.pietz)

Ever crack your neck so hard you release decades worth of shrieking demons? So awkward right?

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

MONDAY: US throws Argentina a financial life raft TUESDAY: Argentina doubles soybean sales to China, “further pricing out” American farmers. @axios.com www.axios.com/newsletters/...

Weird how Charlie Kirk’s killer is not even a news story anymore

ICE shooter Joshua Jahn's politics aren't what's being reported, three longtime former friends tell me. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...

A true "radical Antifa leftist" wouldn't have written Anti-ICE, they would have written FUCK ICE and not shot the detainees

Trump couldn’t understand why “people didn’t understand that Palm Beach in the 90s was a different time.” Wow. Wow. Wow.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Not to sound conspiratorial, but how about some handwriting analysis on all the “chatty bullets” this FBI seems to be finding lately?

Semi-regular reminder that a sane country would have already impeached and removed. But then again a sane country wouldn’t have elected a maniac criminal twice in the first place.

Maybe the Fox bobbleheads should shut it and check the numbers. Kimmel pulled 15 million viewers last night. Those are not “low ratings,” that’s a beatdown.

It’s some real bullshit that David Bowie is dead.

#WontLookWednesday ... I try

Getting comfy?

Mom worked hard cleaning her house today and she just wanted to sit down. 🙄 I just shake my head and walk away.

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

The polio immunisation program started in the USA in 1955. Look what happened next.

Kristi Noem couldn’t get to Twitter fast enough to use the Dallas ICE shooting for political points. But local news now says it was detainees who were shot — not ICE agents. She played politics, and three human beings are dead. We need an investigation into how this happened now!

Two migrants were killed, and the White House is politicizing their deaths at the Dallas ICE detention center as an attack on ICE. They blame immigrants for everything wrong with the country, and even when they’re killed, they won’t give them simple recognition.

Can't help but notice that the media breathlessly reporting on the messages that shooters write on their bullets seems to have been followed by a surge of shooters writing messages on bullets

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ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag

this is by far the most underwhelming rapture I’ve ever experienced

So they stole it

Trump to low-income seniors: Screw you!

“I use it for brainstorming.” is quickly becoming my most hated pro-AI statement. YOU TOOK YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE EQUATION. THAT IS NOT BRAINSTORMING.

Where have I heard that before

a Reichstag fire, but one of them every week

When the Right lies about the Left, it's called "Free Speech" but when the Left tells the truth about the Right, it's called "Inciting Violence."

If you worked in a mental institution and a patient performed the psychotic rant Trump delivered to the UN General Assembly and you described it as merely “meandering” you would be fired on the spot

Hi BlueSky! I won’t look at the camera so that must mean it’s #WontLookWednesday xo, Henry 🩵🐾🐾

The FBI Director has just posted this photo he claims are from the sniper who just murdered two innocent people in ICE detention. Notice the “anti-ICE” in marker on one of the bullets. Wouldn’t someone radical write a “fuck ICE” or something like that?

LONDON MAYOR: “.. I think Donald Trump has shown he is racist, he is sexist, he is misogynistic and he's Islamophobic.” @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/world/united...

None of this would be happening right now if we had all been raptured sooner.

“Hey boss! I put that anti-ICE message on the cartridge just like you asked!”

it’s awesome we have a vice president and administration that live tweets shootings and then gets key details wrong, like how it was detainees who were getting shot and killed, not law enforcement

Clay is worried that releasing the Epstein files will “injure the Republican Party.”

LOL WUT?

Nails are the tap shoes of the fingers

Hello furiends! 👋 Today is Wednesday & we’re not gonna look!!! 👀 🩵 ~ papito🐶 + sophie🐕‍🦺 xoxo

This is the fishiest shit I've ever seen. We're supposed to believe the shooter wrote "Anti-ICE" in pen on a bullet and then shot detainees but not ICE officers?

Not Antifa. Why isn't she concerned these violent offenders were pardoned?

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

I mean we'd love to if you'd stop doing nazi stuff