I might be admiring nature, but Banjo hopes his fashion statement of pattern over stripes is what catches the eye. Have a good Monday, if you can! #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo capitalizes on the old internet joke, “Draw me like one of your French girls.” #Titanic #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

I think my nature camera caught footage of a demogorgon or some other highly toothed alien. I should stop leaving food out for the crows. #StrangerThings #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

For this evening’s performance, Banjo presents The Importance of Being Earnest. #theatre #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo put on his polo shirt and went to polo school. They told him he needs a horse, so he stole their ball and came home for a nap. #WontLookWednesday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

One of Banjo’s favorite jobs is “Go wake up, mommy.” My spouse will tell him in the living room, and he will run to the bedroom, flop on top of me, and paw me until I get up. #TongueOutTuesday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

In case he doesn’t develop enough mutant powers to get into X-Men Academy for free, Banjo has decided to get an entry level job to save up for tuition. He has procured a business casual shirt and wants me to make him a lunchbox. #Working9to5 #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Puppy Banjo shows off his “bad perm in an 80s high school yearbook photo” look. I don’t know how he saw my yearbook, but the mockery is rather rude. #ThrowbackThursday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

It’s actually harder to get a pic of him not looking than looking, so here’s one from before he got his new collar. He is thinking about his student loans. #WontLookWednesday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo is not dressed as Krypto in pjs. That’s his little blanket that stuck to him when he got up. (Maybe he is Magneto from yesterday’s pic?) #TongueOutTuesday #ToT #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo applied to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, but his Magneto powers so far have only attracted a leaf to his face. He might try again next year as a small Wolverine. #XMen #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo might get a costume later, but for now he just has pumpkin pjs and a still from a slasher film of him attacking a puzzle ball. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

#ThrowbackThursday to Banjo’s first day of middle school, putting on his new backpack before catching the bus. They grow up so fast. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Appropriately for Halloween season, Banjo looks like he has seen a ghost. #spooky #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Since it’s gotten colder but is not quite sweater weather, yesterday Banjo had on a fashion t-shirt. #LifeIsGood #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo didn’t get invited to the neighbors’ party. If he were a reindeer, well, you know how that story would go. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

When your companion makes an editorial comment by falling asleep during an author reading at a dog friendly bookstore. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo leaves his toys all over the house but is very good at bagging demons before sending them to the underworld. #KpopDemonHunters #TongueoutTuesday #dogs #dogsofBluesky #poodles

When asked if there is a correlation between his missing unemployment checks and the dozen boxes of peanut butter banana dog cookies that arrived in the mail. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo wishes you a picturesque Friday. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo experiments with putting on a puppet show. Except just with him and no puppets. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

After his visit to the plastic surgeon and Botox injections, media caught the movie star ⭐️ in his limo looking like a puppy. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Happy weekend! I know it’s kind of literal, but Banjo has this new collar anyway. #etsy #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Is it me, or did baby Banjo have resting mad face? #ThrowbackThursday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

We lost power this morning, which is mucking up Banjo’s #TabletTuesday. I guess I won’t be working from home today either. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Monday pout. Also scruffy. Hope your day is only minimally annoying. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo looks pretty happy to be crossing a bridge over troubled waters. In the first picture he is Simon singing background and in the second he is Garfunkel singing lead. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

For Films on Friday, Banjo recreates the Spielberg classic, Saving Private Ryan. Except in this one, Private Ryan is a stick, and France is a small lake. I said he might consider Baywatch, but he insisted. #cinema #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

For Clash of the #TitansTuesday, Banjo attacks like the Kraken but runs away from puppy Izzy with ears up like Pegasus. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

A cat burglar snuck into Banjo’s toy box. Security cameras were useless against this seasoned professional. #TrueCrimes #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo apologizes that Santa’s sleigh will be slower this year. Eating Blitzen was avoidable, but he still did it. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Perpetrating a clever con, puppy Banjo somehow got his Canine Good Citizen certification. He continues to be only intermittently a good citizen, but that’s ok with us. #ThrowbackThursday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

It’s Monday for everyone, Mom, so buck it up. But also I don’t know about the existence of time zones, except for breakfast time, treat time(s), and dinner time. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Enter the realm of a baby king whose regent not only manages the royal purse but who also picks grass off his face following tournaments. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

#ThrowbackThursday to adolescent Banjo in his second toy box looking like the Grinch mid-theft. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo combines a little alliterative Winnipeg with his #NoLookWednesday late entry. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo says this is #TackyTuesday in honor of the office style wall to wall carpeting that came with the house. He says we should have replaced it before moving in, and that “should” rhymes with “wood.” I told him to find a word that rhymes with shexpensive. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

#ThrowbackThursday to when our older-than-the-hills Tabitha helped us babysit a longhaired chihuahua puppy. She seemed bewildered when the wild baby fell asleep on her paw. #poodle #chihuahua #dogs #dogsofbluesky

Banjo wonders why there isn’t a hashtag for Tired Tuesday for the Monday night partiers like him. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Since it’s Monday, Banjo went back to bed. I pulled the covers up to take a cute pic, but he reminded me that photos are transactional and require treats. #model #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo prefers Very Softball to either softball or baseball. There is no pitch clock, so he has decided to take a nap off the mound. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

#ThrowbackThursday to this commercial warning folks not to drive while drowsy. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo found a fairy door on his walk. I’m staring to think putting his head back for pictures is his version of influencer duck face. #IYKYK #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo has feelings about the increasing environment of surveillance in this home. Yesterday he hid the Alexa and deleted the dishwasher app from my phone. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Banjo overcomes the idiom “falling down on the job” to keep on chewing. It took a minute for his back end to catch up with his front, but he persevered. #LaborDay #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

I was taking a pic of this cute apron I got in NZ to send to a friend. I’m not sure if Banjo thought he fit in as a kiwi or a donut, but he was confident he was an enhancement. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

The cutest member of the household rolled and rolled on something stinky outside while mom wasn’t looking and had to have a bath. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

Late addition to #ThrowbackThursday to when Banjo got a grooming that screamed poodle. He mostly screamed when crate training, so now he remains not crate trained. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles

When your entire camera roll is your dog besides the two you took of your mom at her birthday three years ago, it’s hard to pick one. But this looks like some of the travel photos I’ve seen today. #NationalDogDay #InternationalDogDay

When I asked Banjo what he was looking at sitting on the back of his grandma’s sofa, he turned and said to make sure the camera angle didn’t give him a double chin. #model #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles