Quiz time! What's this furjazzle in my beard, #SchnauzerGang pals?

Happy #WontLookWednesday, #SchnauzerGang pals! Not only would I not look, I wouldn't even hang around for me camouflage photo, dressed in yellow among the yellow daffs 👀 #Won'tLookWednesday #DogsOfBluesky

Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I hope that you have a wonderful day tomorrow.

@peytonreads.bsky.social, @tommythetoypoodle.bsky.social, @hugoandhuman.bsky.social it's us pals, having a party in the middle of the medal table! Who else shall we invite? 🥳 🎉 🎊 I've brought snacks 🦴🍪 and 🍺 for the froff! #SchnauzerGang #DogsOfBluesky #WinterOlympics2026 (Copyright BBC News etc)

Happy #TongueOutTuesday, #SchnauzerGang pals! Or is it? This is actually a yawn. But quite appropriate, 'cos I AM SO BORED OF BATHS 😡 😤 🤬 #SchnauzersAgainstBaths 🚫🧼🧴🫧🚿🚫 #DogsOfBluesky #DogSky

It's not Friday so why am I out on a long Friday walk, pals? Oh! Mum's got the day off! WAHOO!!! #SchnauzerGang #DogsOfBluesky #DogSky

#PSA for UK #SchnauzerGang pals... Please say you'll watch #SmallProphets on BBC - it's an absolute gem !💎 Cannot wait for S2 🙌 Thank you #MackenzieCrook for yet another (thinking Detectorists, Worzel Gummidge) perfect show 💎 🙌

This had even made the news in the UK, Peyton pal. We had no idea 😞 BBC News - Amazon's Ring ends deal with surveillance firm after backlash www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#FollowMeFriday I lead, mum follows (really!), while watching my energy levels so I'm ok to make it home home 😆 Took her to the field today but she REFUSED to go in 'cos "mud" 😞!! So we walked around the edge.. and found our first blooming snowdrops and daffodils! #SchnauzerGang #DogsSky

@hugoandhuman.bsky.social 🎶 Hippo 🦛 birdy 🐦 Two ewes 🐑 🐑 Hippo 🦛 birdy 🐦 Two ewes 🐑 🐑 Hippo 🦛 birdy 🐦 Deer 🦌 Hugo Hippo 🦛 birdy 🐦 Two ewes 🐑 🐑 ! 🎵 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 🎂

#ThrowbackThursday #SchnauzerGang 'Tis me on me hols yonks ago, been chewing on sand 😀

#SchnauzerGang #DogsofBluesky

#Won'tLookWednesday #SchnauzerGang #DogsOfBluesky One of my favourites from a few years ago...

#SchnauzerGang, we've got a new pal! Meet Scampi! Hi Scampi! 👋

Woah pals, Mum's thinking of putting a LITTER TRAY under the coffee table??!!?? 😲 What da heck? Does she want a substitute cat? What next? Send help 🚨 #StopTheRain #SchnauzerGang #PawsEnvelopingElderlySchnauzer

Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I hope that you have a fun day tomorrow.

TW: #PetLoss #PetBereavement 🪽🌈 Brennan's home 🌈🪽 😞 #BrennanTheSkyPanther #CatsOfBluesky

Mummy dearest, I love scrambled egg on toast almost as much as I love you* 😍 (*when you have scrambled egg on toast. In fact, any egg. Not that fussed about the toast...) #SchnauzerGang #DogsOfBluesky #DogSky

Thr coffee table is now back on the patio. Never mind 'cos I have the PERFECT solution! Yes! I now wee *under the table*. Yes! Just on the patio 👏 👏 👏 She never would have guessed that I'd *actually* do what she wanted me to do 😆 🤣 😂 Just not *where* haha!

It's Heather La Tux on #WontLookWednesday, looking at anything but the camera. Probably food. #CatsOfBluesky

Heather's Diary Day 4: Lots of cuddles on The Bed last night. Didn't miaow much... until I found Mousy so a loud miouwy fanfare for his arrival 😀 PROBLEM: Diet mentioned, NO midnight snacks in the feeder BUT! Suddenly being fed FANCY wet food. Heard there's A LOT but it's rationed 🤔 #CatsOfBluesky

Pals, I'll be sharing my account with my fursis Heather for a while cos she's lonely (& miaowy & clingy! 👀) since my furbro - her 💯 brother - Brennan went OTRB 🌈 39 hours ago 😢 I'm gonna have to get used to her being around more! So as it's #Caturday & in Brennan's memory, here they are! #kittens

So I'm pleased to say that, now Brennan's no longer here, Heather has taken over my Christmas bed 🧡

My brofur Brennan The House Panther suddenly hurt his back leg today 😞 Ma and Pa thought it was dislocated but X-rays showed it was broken - shocked to see it was cancer and inoperable so he's now Brennan The Sky Panther 🌈 😢, our goodest bravest boy 🐈‍⬛️ 💔

Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I hope that you have a fun day tomorrow.

Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I hope that you have a fun day tomorrow.

These are seriously amazing 👏 🤩 😍

Is this what makes daffodils yellow? Asking for a friend (DAAAAD!!!) 🧡 #SchnauzerGang #DogsOfBluesky #DogSky

Tango in his schnauzersaurus jumper has to be 1 of the cutest things you’ll see today 🙂 Tomorrow we open an auction selling 20 of them (jumpers not Tangos 🙃) to raise funds to help pay some hefty vet bills for poorly schnauzers. With a falling income and rising need, we’d love your support 🙏

So this sounded like the soundest plan from Soundland BUT! 1. She's put it by the patio but it's a quagmire there 'cos someone's been 💦 there so I won't use it 2. She's gonna try somewhere else so I won't have an excuse 😤 3. She says, how's she gonna get to a 💩 if it's under a table in the rain?

@hugoandhuman.bsky.social pal, Mum's snooze band is coming tomorrow and she CANNOT WAIT! Thanks for the top tip 👍 (Quoting so I don't hijack Banjo's post again lol)

Who's watching the #MaskedSinger? Mum reckons Arctic Fox = Anton Du Beke

@hugoandhuman.bsky.social Oh my dog!!!! Mum's been wondering for a while why she doesn't see you on her feed and has just realised... we weren't following you, pal! WHAAAT!!??!! 😲🙄😳 RECTIFIED ✅️ SOZ ✅️

#ThrowbackThursday to when I went on a slightly short walk on a slightly windy day on a slightly pebble beach ⛱️ #SchnauzerGang #DogsOfBluesky

#Won'tLookWednesday 👀 #SchnauzerGang #SchnauzerPals #DogsOfBluesky

HOW TO REMOVE GHOST FOLLOWERS (AKA BOGUS FOLLOWERS AKA BOGEYS 😆 🤣): STEP 1: STARTER PACKS A. Find the ones you're on bsky.app/profile/sigg... B. and block the creators bsky.app/profile/sigg... STEP 2: PROTECT YOURSELF IN FUTURE - BE TOLD WHEN YOU'RE ADDED TO STARTER PACKS bsky.app/profile/sigg...

Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I hope that you have a fun day tomorrow.

🚨 WE ARE TESTING A New, IMPROVED, QUICKER METHOD FOR REMOVING BOGUS FOLLOWERS 🚨 Pls don't worry if you were followed yesterday by a weird cuboid fruit with no vowels - that's me! 😆 DMs open if you have Qs. Will (p!)update later. Love SiToWa 🐾 🐾 🐾 (Siggy, Tommy & Wally working in the shadows!)

Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I hope that you have a fun day tomorrow.

@wallythegriff.bsky.social AND ANYONE ELSE WHO'D LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE MODERATION (AKA) BLOCK LIST that we've made and will AUTO BLOCK any others we add for you... Pls dm us for the link 👍

Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I'm wishing you the very best for the week to come.

"Mummy mummy mummy, you know I love you but I'd love you a whole lot more if you'd just ruddy DROP SOMETHING ON THE FLOOR WHILE YOURE COOKING YOUR DINNER!!! I'M WAITING!" 🙄🥱😳 Familiar, #SchnauzerGang and #SchnauzerPals? Can you see her image burnt into my retinas?! #DogsOfBluesky #DogSky

HOW TO REMOVE BOGUS FOLLOWERS (BOGEYS) IN 3 STEPS: Background: this kicked off when a pal said he’d suddenly been followed by 1000s of bogeys. Then we found more pals who’d suffered the same! So a gang of us worked out why (they’d been added to some dodgy starter packs!) & how to fix it! Read on!

NOOOOOOOO! Fantastic forest walk yesterday and a wonderful woodland walk today and guess what? 🚨🚫🧼🛁🫧🚫🚨 😤 #SchnauzerGang #SchnauzerPals #SchnauzersSupportingSchnauzersAgainstBaths #PoodlesSupportSchnauzersEtc #DogsOfBluesky #SkyDogs

#SchnauzerGang and #SchnauzerPals, Ive been to the forest! My favourite thing is to dig a little then... eat it 😀

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app Will you please urgently look at "approving followers"? A pal had 500 & now has 8,300 'cos he was shared on a starter pack. He's now being spammed senseless. The bots & spammers are rife here now as they have easy access 😞 Ta 👍

Pals! Found this - loads of helpful tools if you want to dig even just a little deeper into your followers, lists, blocks and starter packs (some of which are for spammers, becoming more of an issue here 😞) etc vqv.app/tools/ #SchnauzerGang #SchnauzerPals #DogSky ##DogsOfBluesky #Catirday

Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I hope that you have a really wonderful weekend.

UK pals, I hope you're all safe w/ Storm Goretti! Phew no snow just torrential rain here, garden's a swamp 😞 Problem is, I don't like getting wet & REFUSED to go for a wee LOADS of times last night (then went on the doormat. Oops.) #SchnauzerGang #SchnauzerPals #SkyDogs #DogsOfBluesky

@blocksky.app are you still here? Any tips please on how to mass/batch block followers who match certain criteria (ie have 0 posts, photos followers, no banner)? Ta 👍