Brace yourself for #1 😭

Thank goodness my ride is still here! Haven't had a nap for a couple of hours; add in the 5hr time difference and long drive and I feel a power nap coming on! Enjoy the rest of #BskyProm2026 and thank you @peytonreads.bsky.social, @imarebel.bsky.social & the rest of the prom committee 🧡 BE GOOD! 👌

💯 #BskyProm2026

@peytonreads.bsky.social 's #BskyProm2026 at the Bluesky Country Club is amazing! I've had my entry photo taken, found the bar and now I'm looking for pals in the dining hall. Looks amazing! Also looks like I'm early so... I'll be back!

The Bluesky Country Club is something else! Here's my entry photo and! I've alrrady nipped in to clean up a few spillages at the bar! Very tasty. Going off to explore and say Hi to some pals now... #BskyProm2026

It's been bit of a long ride, so sorry I'm a little late, but I'm here at @peytonreads.bsky.social 's #BskyProm2026! The Bluesky Country Club looks amazing! Good job, Peyton pal 😍 🐾

#FrostyPaws pals! Ma can't find paw molds with lids & she knows she'd spill em in the freezer 😆 So she's gonna CHEAT! She's bought these with LIDS www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/spju... And is gonna make a paw at the bottom from FRUIT! Slice of banana & 4 blueberries 😀 we'll see! 🐾 #SchnauzerGang

Hi friends! Been a hot minute since I was here! So this person didn’t repost Julio’s post. They copied it word for word as their own. They appear to be a troll account with porn bot followers. Might be a good idea to block them so they can’t see our posts. Just seemed kind of creepy. 😐 #BskyProm2026

Well HELLO #Caturday, how lovely to see you! Heather here! Had my brekkie, been out & straight back in again (raining). I'm on my windowsill, love it here. Good view, soft pads, above a radiator. Almost perfect - just need food nearby (but have to accept that's not gonna happen 🙀 cos... D.I.E.T.)

Anthony Head was an Ambassador for Battersea Dogs and Cats home for more than two decades. Thanks for everything Tony x

#SchnauzerGang & pals, soz no flowers today - ma was working! So to compensate - here's a #FrostyPals action shot! Went down a treat (and, considering they're made with peanut butter, it may come out a Treat* as well 😆) & SLOWLY!! (*JOKE! Treats are kinda like the UK's old version of peanut M&Ms)

Hugo pal, Ma bought vegan yogurt and a banana today and now cant find the recipe - can you help pls?

@tommythetoypoodle.bsky.social pal, here's my 🧟‍♂️ wagon! I've had a quick walk in it, Pa said I was "OK" but he wouldn't class me as "Happy". I'll get used to it! Meanwhile, I've taken a shine to their self-inflating mats. There are 2 stacked here, not getting these babies back! 😄 #SchnauzerGang

👋 #SchnauzerGang & pals in the #ZombieSquad, spill the beans! Do you have ZAP (Zombie Apocalypse Protection) bags? And what's in'em? 😉 I want: dog food, water, bowls, treats, 💩 bags, soft bed, lead & harness 💤 Simples! Ma wants (breathe...) well, see reply! Has she forgotten anything? 😆

Good morning #SchnauzerGang and pals 👋 Happy Saturday!

#SchnauzerGang & pals, bonus pic! Ma forgot all about this one! 🤪 She was walking through the #NeighbourWood over the road at 6am this morning and was struck by a soft, sweet scent <sigh> Look! #WildJasmine about 10ft tall! 😲 #BloomScrolling

#SchnauzerGang & pals, bit of an odd one from me today. Ma's got an important meeting so my usual Friday walk is on hold! So here's a placeholder to keep you satisfied 😆 Ma couldn't sleep so went for a 6am walk with the Merlin app to listen to the #NeighbourWood birds! But look! #WildFoxgloves

@tommythetoypoodle.bsky.social and @despood.bsky.social, seeing as how you guys are actual twins and my Ma can't never EVER tell twins apart, she wants to know... Which names do you prefer? Tomjo 1 and Tomjo 2 Or.... Banmy 1 and Banmy 2? Yours etc

#SchnauzerGang and pals, Ok. Here's my #ThrowbackThursday to yesterday's #WontLookWednesday which Ma mucked up so I made her delete it 😆 (thanks @tommythetoypoodle.bsky.social for the alert 🐾). Tommy wants to know if anyone can see our random orphan messages? 😆 #Won'tLookWednesday #DogsOfBluesky

Dogs Friends, Somerset are open for applications for Pippa and Pumpkin 🧡 They’re not particularly bonded and will be homed separately or together to the right adopters. ❗️It’s essential they join a confident dog to draw confidence and knowledge of living with people that only a dog can offer.

All info is on the Dogs Friends website. There is a local rehoming area (Somerset i.e Bristol, Bath, and a bit farther out) 🔗https://dogsfriends.me.uk/df-dogs/pumpkin/ 🔗https://dogsfriends.me.uk/df-dogs/pippa/ #SchnauzerGang #Schnauzerfest #AdoptADog

#SchnauzerGang & pals, sounds familiar? 😆 Ma found this on her phone 😆 So I was already a "character" 9 years ago! Pa called me a dogiot 🤭 #DogsOfBluesky

OMD pals. Bathed! Then groomerated! 😤 On the plus side, it's nice to be rid of my curls in this weather. I've also gone one grade shorter all over - so easy to spot ticks too. #SchnauzerGang #DogsOfBluesky

#SchnauzerGang and pals, Fishy says "Gurgle! Gulp!" which I think means "hi" 👋!

Okey dokey #SchnauzerGang and pals, which "wild bird song" identifying apps do you recommend for the UK? Could goggle it but thought I'd ask my pals for recommendations 👍 Ta! Hope you're all chillin 😎 🧊

@xevvex.bsky.social #QueenOfWolves! Look at it now, a week later... #Foxgloves ≠ #Wolfsocks #BloomScrolling #WoofsWithFloofs

#SchnauzerGang, Ma thinks I'm deaf - didn't hear Quavers being opened OR eaten 😲 #EyesAndEarsAndMouthAndNoseAreAsleepToo 🎵 #HeadShouldersKneesAndToesKneesAndToes 🎵

#SchnauzerGang! Buy stuff & your money goes to charity! @schnauzerfest.bsky.social is teeny but effective & covers vet bills for dogs (😊), esp rescues & particularly those from puppy farms/mills (horrible places 🤬) 🐾 🧡 PS No need for fb anymore! Auction's here www.jumblebee.co.uk/May-Schnauze...

#SchnauzerGang & pals 👋 It's #FriendshipFriday so here's me with my pal OgDog at my pad. This pic was taken some time ago - we're both 12 (getting on a bit!) & long walks together are a thing of the past. Haven't seen him for a while so will try to catch up! #Tommy'sFriendshipFriday #DogsOfBluesky

👋 #SchnauzerGang & pals, how you doing? Any news? Me? I couldn't be bothered with my #FollowMeFriday walk today: dug my heels in so we went home via the woods 😆 Here's me by the front door roses. And no more overnight 💩 since we started our evening walks 👏 #WoofsWithFloofs #DogsOfBluesky #DogsSky

This evening's walk was RAPID cos I was following the scent of NOT ONE but TWO foxes down our road! Btw, I'd already done my business in the garden but the pawrentals think this is a good habit 😀 Got home & went to bed NOT ONCE but TWICE (once for Pa then for Ma = 2 x treats!) #SchnauzerGang 🐾 🧡

🚫 💩 🚫 😇 👏 I waited until I was let out in the garden at normal getting up time 🙌 Thanks for your support, #SchnauzerGang and pals 🥰🐾🧡

#SchnauzerGang & pals, so they called me @9pm & I went to bed! Cue confusion 'cos they put my HARNESS ON ME and MADE ME GET UP 😱 We walked to the NeighbourWood & (ready to celebrate?!) I did a 💩 & a 💦! Bit dark = I fell down a gap on the boardwalk (UNCELEBRATE!) so we came home. Now 😴 on the sofa!

Look what Pa has planted in our garden and I NEVER KNEW! Plus some bonus back garden plants. #WoofsWithFloofs #BloomScrolling

#SchnauzerGang, pals & OLD #DogsOfBluesky! Advice pls? I'm nearly 13 & ignoring my age BUT! Twice this week, I 💩d on the floor overnight 🤔 Weird. No upset tum - was nice & firm! Any advice pls cos Ma has wild ideas! eg cutting down my food, adding a bedtime walk, EVEN delaying dinner to 7pm 1/2

For some reason, this artwork by #RedAndHowling made Ma's eyes leak 👀 Ma, I'm not 13 for another 2 MONTHS!!! #SchnauzerGang #DogsOfBluesky

#SchnauzerGang & pals! Now the bluebells are over, I'm back to my #FollowMeFriday walks - I lead, Ma follows 😆 Good route today, past the pub (obvs). Closed (obvs) so off to a wood... And now to introduce my Spring/Summer 2026 Furjazzle collection SS26. Rather proud of it! #DogsOfBluesky #DogsSky

@superdoxies.bsky.social pals! I met a MINI dachshund today! I wasn't sure what to do 'cos he was SOOOO dinky so I just stood there and let him sniff me ALL OVER and didn't say A SINGLE WORD! I WAS SO CONFUSED! He looked like a toy but smelt like a dog 😆 Yes, he was adult - 2 years old!

#SchnauzerGang & pals, forgot to say! The other day, Pa took me for a walk & we got half way when he realised I had Fishy with me 😆 He confiscated him for his own safety! So now I've switched to Ducky 😀 Ducky quacks = I shake and pace with excitement 🤪 Pa says he's gonna "hide that quacking duck"!

Here’s a poem called ‘Life of a Naturalist’.

#SchnauzerGang & pals! It's #Siggy'sFridayBluebellReport #NeighbourWoodWatch Week 8: 🔵🔔 going, going, gone 😞 The wood's mostly bracken & bramble now so this is my last Friday bluebell report this year. No news YET on the orchid survey <excited ears> #WoofsWithFloofs #BloomScrolling #DogsOfBluesky

#SchnauzerGang and pals, here's me with my cousin Rolo (🌈 😞). When it came to water, we were chalk and cheese! Couldn't keep him out, couldn't get me in! #FriendshipFriday #Tommy'sFriendshipFriday #DogsOfBluesky

🎵 🎶 🦛💯🐦🐑🐑 🦛💯🐦🐑🐑 🦛💯🐦🦌 Sir David 🦛💯🐦🐑🐑 🎵 🎶 Saviour of our beautiful planet 🐾 🧡 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 🎂 And in the words of #AllOnTheAboard #SirDavidAttenborough #SirDavidAttenBoroughStation

Claire's posting Pippa+Pumpkin's (taken in 1 day apart!) progress on Facebook 🧡 Pippa's attention averse: hid in her crate on Days 1+2. Within days, she's on-lead, walking in a field with the troops, sleeping belly up! Pumpkin's the opposite: attention-needing limpet, clinging to Claire! 🐾🧡🐾🧡

Argh! Action shot so sorry it's blurry, taken post (yup, you guessed it) bath 😠😡 Does a "reward pizzle" make it worth it? Jury is still out. #SchnauzersAgainstBaths 🚫🧼🚿🫧🛁🚫 #SchnauzerGang #DogsOfBluesky

Hmm #SchnauzerGang and pals, am I honoured to have my own cushion on the outdoor sofa? Or insulted - 'cos Ma thinks I'll dirty up the hooman cushions? Yeah, good luck trying to keep me off those when I'm awake 👀 #DogsOfBluesky #SchnauzersAgainstBaths just cos I have a feeling 👀

#SchnauzetGang & pals! #SiggysGardenReport week2: Can you see... rhubarb, ceanothus, clematis, peony, magnolia? Wisteria is starting to go over 😞 Bonus shots: lemon tree & figs from last year! Ma loves 'em, bless 😉 PS Had a ZOOMIE here yesterday! Ma thought shed never see another! HA! 1/2

#SchnauzerGang & pals! It's #Siggy'sFridayBluebellReport #NeighbourWoodWatch Week 7: 🔵🔔 are going to seed so are spent=we peaked last week 😞 but! Ma came across an ORCHID survey in the Neighbourwood! More on that in a couple of weeks <excited ears> #WoofsWithFloofs #BloomScrolling #DogsOfBluesky

Oh My DOG!!! Look who's back!!! Absolutely filthy. Ma promises she hadn't buried him or anything ridiculous like that! #SchnauzerGang #DogsOfBluesky

Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I hope that you have a fantastic day tomorrow.