Twitter is down and I had to check whether Trump has finally carked it.

Obviously you VB naysayers were never given a shot glass of VB at family gatherings growing up. 😬

Right we’ve had a team* meeting and decided to drink wine and get some undercoating painting in before sleep. * Two of us

Like my men. #BadumTish

Scotch fillet at the pub

Cheers!

I’m beginning to understand why painters drink.

This is why you don’t paint over varnished wood without prepping it first. That white paint was done just 3 weeks ago. No paint stripper needed. #FixingUpTheShitfuckeryOfOthers

Um… anatomically correct poached eggs. @ Lemon Tree Cafe, Shepparton

I don’t think the “painter” hired for this job has ever painted before.

Morning from the middle of nowhere

Beef Cheek Bourguignon || Potato Purée || Asparagus #food #foodporn #dinner

Here and safe and trying to recover from the worst paint job I’ve ever seen. Reckon the guy who did it probably works exclusively for landlords. Remember kids you can’t paint over gloss paint without sanding a bit & priming first 🙄

Anyway now driving to Nathalia for a side hustle from my side hustle - painting a house.

Beef Cheek Bourguignon || Potato Purée || Asparagus #food #foodporn #dinner

M: Didn’t your husband die in Canberra? What a place to die. J: I think he died to get away from me. They just do not give a fuck 😂😂

Just had a meeting with some ladies from a retirement village about catering their Xmas party - and I love them already - not just because they said I looked too young to have a 17yo (this is an absolute lie) - but because they said if we get them all drunk before dinner

Happy Monday morning - I hope this is a good week for you x

Excuse me but those are just my Emotional Support Screenshots, ok? 😬

Hmmm do I risk a cup of herbal tea and some more study?

Meh - maybe an 8 for the chicken and 6 for the cookie and blob of ice cream - come the fuck on now. #MKR

10 for a Tuesday night dinner, and 10 for smoko. GTFO #MKR

Can we have another ad break please - I need to pee. #MKR

Bung that cookie business promo in at the end I guess. #MKR

That’s not dessert - it’s smoko. #MKR

I missed if the éclairs have kataifi pastry, pistachio & tahini paste as well as chocolate? Because if they don’t then it’s not Dubai choccie trend. #MKR

A cookie on a plate with a bit of ice cream is not worth $100,000. #MKR #DELULU

The judges do blow so much smoke up their arses - it just wouldn’t fly in actual fine dining. #MKR

This was the chicken Ballotine dish I cooked in a competition a few months into my course - solo in 45 minutes…. (And after two earlier dishes) #MKR #JustSaying

That is a very simple offering for a grand final, no? #MKR

Was that a single asparagus on that plate??? #MKR

Some relics the carpet removal revealed - a condom wrapper from 2008, and a long lost cigarette. #caravanrenovation #LadyE

This weird section of heavy wood planking nailed and glued to fuck on ancient linoleum has become a triple crowbar situation. #caravanrenovation #LadyE

Creature tally so far: - 1 cute skink safely transported to a lovely tree outside - 1 terrifying looking black spider terminated #caravanrenovation #LadyE

Floor itself looks solid. Removing the 20,000 various bits of covering. #caravanrenovation #LadyE

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Off to the workshop - what plans do you have today?

Body: let’s sleeeeep Brain:

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Sweating as I leave the op shop having just paid only $5 each for these…

Ummmmmm

I reckon if we deem you responsible and mature enough to face a 25 year jail sentence you're probably also mature and responsible enough to be able to use fucking tiktok

And here is evidence of how programs that are community led and supported reduce crime and increase young people engagement, plus it makes them feel safer More of this, less of trying children as adults

My Joy Talisman today

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Me to Teen just now: It is too early for parody.