FIRE! THINGS SMASHED! MESS! MANIA! TEARS! All in the elimination tomorrow as Curtis Stone makes a second Sponsorship Obligation appearance. #MasterChefAU

Look like Pat has snuck in & done a decent job - he's definitely one to keep an eye on and I regret dismissing him as Pezza 2.0 at the start. #MasterChefAU

Replay of some of the contestants flinging their pies out of the tin with a spatula. #MasterChefAU

Jack in his 10 second appearance made Old Boot Pie apparently. #MasterChefAU

I disagree with Sofia - Aaron's pie didn't need chicken. Perhaps a firm tofu. At least it was a bit more original. #MasterChefAU

I mean Coles even has their own brand of Cheeseburger pie already? #MasterChefAU

I just can't believe none of these judges has heard of a cheeseburger pie before. #MasterChefAU

Except in this one apparently. How did she not manage layers? #MasterChefAU

Layers Andy. You can have layers in a bloody pie. #MasterChefAU

Aaron too - DO WE NEED PIE REMOVAL MASTERCLASS PEOPLE #MasterChefAU

OH FFS Grace - flip it out on one plate, remove tin, and then put the plate you want to serve on top and flip both plates over with the pie in between. Killing me here. #MasterChefAU

Nice of Curtis Stone to interrupt his golf game to pop in to judge. #MasterChefAU

Aaron's pie filling sounds good - but the pastry gonna be raw. Shut UP Curtis and let him get on with it. #MasterChefAU

God I totally forgot Curtis was even there. #MasterChefAU

Sorry Dot I can't agree on chicken breast instead of thigh in curry. #MasterChefAU

So when you make ice cream with the compressor ice cream makers they have - you need to put a cooled ice cream mix and it chills as it churns to give you small ice crystals & creamy ice cream. You don't want to put it in frozen. Like Luke. #MasterChefAU

Oh god Annabel enough of the talkie talkie already you did chip and dips last time - head down & work. #MasterChefAU

Highlight of the episode so far - Andy splattering something on his light coloured pants. #MasterChefAU

Pretty sure I made Cheeseburger pies in like 2018, and Butter Chicken pies aren't very unique either..... #MasterChefAU

Pies and ice cream... top will be stocked at Coles tomorrow.... blah blah #MasterChefAU

Hadn’t ever pegged Pauline as a war criminal, but 2026 is a weird timeline.

We don’t like our waterproof ear protectors and we don’t like baths. But big bath better than small bath. #MemphisTheMalshi

I always knew someone would come after Peter Minack, toiling all those years in a Catholic school while being in TISM. But it was the Zionists who finally got him. TISM should now do a whole lot of Pro Palestine material, just because.

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I spent a long hard day in an ER. It was amazing. (And it turned out fine).

Have spent the arvo handing over most of the assets relating to @dimmies.direct to @crowbar.wtf. I’m too busy to continue the business, and she has some awesome ideas to continue the early work I put into it all. I wish her all the best, and I for one welcome our new dimmie overlords

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Man at park “What’s your dog’s name?” Me “Memphis” Man to his partner “Honey why doesn’t our dog have a cool name?”

After a couple of days of rain a certain floof was desperate for the park - and rewarded with lots of pats & new doggie mates. #MemphisTheMalshi #puppy #parklife

Used submarine salesmen love to see him coming…

Chucking another one on the Cunt Pile.

"High tech hunt" isn't a sentence you want to stumble over.

Paris air pollution is down 50% after its radical bike-friendly transformation Cars have been banned from more than 100 streets. Tens of thousands of parking spots have been eliminated. Hundreds of miles of bike lanes have been added. And air pollution is plummeting

Yeah you only have to not be the worst... but it doesn't make for great TV. #MasterChefAU

And an Upside Down Tart has claimed another victim. #MasterChefAU #DeathDish

And her tart-ta-sand sent her home. (Yes I’m a bitch lol)

Next week it's Aussie Classics... to go with Family Favs & Nostalgia weeks *eye rolls* And a Curtis Stone Sponsor Obligation Episode. #MasterChefAU

Maybe if Lydia had whipped up a creamy herby sauce, grabbed some small dishes, whacked some of the onions and chucked them in and put a tiny bit of crumble on top she may have saved herself. #MasterChefAU

Send both Lydia & Annabel home. #MasterChefAU

"I call this dish A Sea of Buttery Onions on the Sand" - Lydia. #MasterChefAU

Short, Lydia? SO short it wouldn't be allowed on any rides at Disneyland. #MasterChefAU

Ah-ha that rustling sound was someone finding a roll of paper towels…. #MemphisTheMalshi

Oh Annabel that looks very.... underwhelming. #MasterChefAU

Looks she should be safe just for making one for each judge. #MasterChefAU

So I think Alyona & Hannah are safe... down to Cohesion-issues Annabel & Crumble Lydia.... #MasterChefAU

Pivot to Onion "Crumble" for Lydia there. #MasterChefAU