It occurs to me that there are Republicans in Congress who assured themselves a year ago that they’d be able to shut it all down if things ever got wildly out of control, not realizing that when things are wildly out of control is exactly the time that it’s hardest to shut it all down.

An enduring classic

Replacement likert scale just dropped

from 2019

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A friend went round to his neighbours’ for Eid last night and apparently the wife slightly panicked about hosting white people because she disappeared for a couple of minutes and came back with half a pint of whisky for him. This, to me, is multiculturalism

Folks, I regret to inform you: This design was OK'd by the Citizens Coin Advisory Committee in...October 2024. Its design was set in place when Biden was in office. The designer left out the olive branch to symbolize the colonists' not yet achieving peace, but hoping for it. Trump didn't do this.

I can overlook millimetres per year, but what utter anarchy of a unit is inches per megasecond

I've seen a lot of posts recently about whether LLMs can be conscious. I think not, due to their static nature. This paper argues my position very well. To the many who will find it hard going, I recommend asking ChatGPT to summarise its arguments: it does an excellent job. arxiv.org/pdf/2512.12802

any chance of a repost for our unique comics anthology currently on kickstarter @chadbourn.bsky.social ? thx www.kickstarter.com/projects/tri...

Time to retell my worst first date story: We're having drinks and a little while in she asks if I know who Andrew Wakefield is? I launch into a real rant: call him a liar, list off all the errors in his work, his patents and other conflicts of interest, anyway, long story short he's her godfather.

Hannah is the Green Party candidate for Gorton and Denton. She is also a plumber and dog rescuer🐕💪

Blackbird singing in the dead of night Fuck off little bird I'm trying to sleep Such loud tweets You sound like an argument with Sooty's best friend Sweep

Bovino is just the patsy - a noxious and odious fall guy. Stephen Miller is the architect and prime mover of the whole thing. Everything they do is at his direction - often after his threats. As long as he runs policy in the WH, nothing will change no matter how many Bovinos come and go.

Here is a thread about a true police-shooting incident that I'm going to use to pose a fun little thought problem for anyone anywhere who think there ia a single justifiable reason to ever allow a law enforcement officer to use force on a citizen and remain anonymous. From my back pages:

but to see a woman say with kindness "I'm not mad at you" before being murdered by state authorities, who have now gone on to claim her killing was just and right, and we're here making the case she was acting with righteousness and killed unjustly this is just Martyrdom

starmer performing his daily struggle to make a decision like a man endlessly straining on the toilet only to hear the lonely plop of a single hard pebble

"The Home Secretary can revoke your citizenship for non-criminal activities" is such a dangerous line to cross and I feel like I'm going insane that the supposed natural party of government doesn't see an issue with this

This is an expert takedown by @acollierastro.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLzE...

My full page comic for the @prospectmagazine.co.uk Christmas issue. With sincere apologies.

Martin Parr, absolute mensch. From Colin Wilkinson, founder of Bluecoat Press, on FB

One of the biggest issues I have with turning people into AI is consent and the second biggest issue I have with it is the outsourcing and loss of every human experience to it and the sheer creepiness of it all

just riffing on this, in 1944 my grandad's friend Paddy, who would go on to become a very distinguished writer, kidnapped a German general in occupied Crete and took him up into the mountains with a resistance team, from where he was sent on to the UK by submarine. Now, up in the mountains ...

Kind of hard to process how bad it is for the party of labour to say that some labour is basically useless and can fuck off

I can’t work out why the defunct publishers didn’t just crowdfund the debt owed to the authors from their mates, by working like dogs to persuade generous people to help out, you know like the authors did in the first place to raise the money that was stolen.

The story of Dick Cheney's cable guy www.huffpost.com/entry/cable-...

The sheer greasy desperation from these bastards that any violent crime is committed by an immigrant so they can continue their grift. Even when they know it isn't true. Foul.

She has a point

Do fuck off.

Backing up or uploading the brain digitally is my terraforming Mars, in that I do not believe it will ever be possible and those throwing money at it have a fundamentally limited understanding of the thing they are trying to do.

I wrote about AI this weekend. williamfleitch.substack.com/p/volume-5-i...

RFK JR Announces He Will Just Go Door-To-Door Killing People To Save Time

They should do like they did with Gerry Adams on the news

“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.” RIP Tom Lehrer

Brilliant piece (better than the title suggests) on the continued lure of a job at the Indian railways, the tough wide ranging test to get in, the student ghettos & coaching companies that service the millions who want these jobs. Read it - all the better in print! www.economist.com/interactive/...

Everything is awful but guide dogs are being trained using toy squirrels stuck to remote control cars. And you need to see it

I’m glad the Royal Society wrote to Musk, but disappointed that they didn’t have the courage to uphold their own code of conduct, which now looks meaningless. Don’t ask him to resign, show courage and take the decision yourselves. www.theguardian.com/...

I heard some professor put googly eyes on a pencil and waved it at his class saying "HI! I'm Tim the pencil! I love helping children with their homework but my favorite is drawing pictures!" Then, without warning, he snapped the pencil in half. 1/2

If you are inclined to gloat over the death of kids — or the death of ANYBODY — because they live in a place where 6 in 10 voted Trump instead of 5 in 10 or 4 in 10, then I think maybe you’re not here for the hunting.

Ahead of the expected proscription of Palestine Action - the first time a protest group has been legally redefined as terrorist - I went through the Hansard of the 2000 Act they're being banned under. Turns out MPs were assured the law wouldn't be applied this way. Thread 🧵🔽

Right, so I was asked to take a look at this headline and as you can imagine, there is a lot wrong with it! 🙄 This was initially published in @thetimes and then picked up by the usual GB News, DM, Telegraph etc Let’s take a look….👀 🧵 1/26 (1/1)

📺 New video! 'Location, Location, Location' is 25 years old, and Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer have helped – or hindered – hundreds of hapless homebuyers. Can they keep their frustrations at bay with three more fussy couples looking for somewhere to live?

Seriously though I’m a 3L in Australia and I just had a midterm that was “use Copilot to answer this problem question and then fix the answer” and I’m pretty sure the intended takeaway was “never ever use AI as a lawyer”

at a place I was working a few years ago we got a trendy manager seagulled into our team and she decided to open a meeting by talking your single best childhood day and my mate Steve went utterly blank eyed and said "I don't talk about my childhood" and she cancelled the meeting.