RIP Ozymandias, you would have loved wikifeet

oh, man, this is great. finally a Senate candidate without a bunch of skeletons in his closet. hear he did really well with the big storm a couple years back

my only other contribution to the Brown discourse is: did you know Brown students and alumni call themselves 'Brounonians'? can you believe that? 'Brounonians'

This is a fun and really well-done triple mashup of Outkast’s B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad), Hitchcok’s The Birds, and Sesame Street. (via @unlikelywords.bsky.social) [youtube.com]

ngl it's going to be so funny if the Plätnerdämmerung ends with Collins unceremoniously losing by 4 to some rando they pulled off the bench

I bet he is upset about having to get a coverup for his tattoo, most of all

Well it’s nice that he waited long enough for a bunch of unscrupulous dudes to embarrass themselves

the number of women responding publicly and privately that they feel physically ill from grim's bullshit is so profoundly upsetting. i feel it, too. misogyny is sickening but also literally deadly.

It’s mind boggling that the people who could reign him in are just all being sycophantic cult members

brain poisoned, gutter misogyny. 1) that there is (thankfully) no norm for releasing the play-by-play of personal messages in cases like this and 2) the detail about being explicitly told not to come over and coming over anyway does not in any way complicate this story

"she wanted to have sex maybe so told me to come over but then realized i was super drunk and told me not to come over so i came over and raped her" is not in any way distinct from "i raped her"

Hard for US reporters in DC to ask tough questions probably bc you know like this Politico reporter they need to have their “leather seat” rides on Trump’s tacky Kuwaiti Air Force 1. www.politico.com/newsletters/...

Antisemitism is a real and growing issue in American politics and culture, but the fact that American Jewish organizations like the ADL and AJC went harder on Mamdani than on Platner is part of why we are making no headway in fighting it.

"she asked for it"

I wonder if they did require Carter to do anything special with respect to his prior role as a farmer?

Ok I figured out who needs to hear this

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

THE ACKROOMS

“Everyone brings a different dish, then I’ll splatter them all over the floor.” - Jackson Potluck

They all "had great talks," say "Mitch showed up just after midnight, wearing the chains he forged in life which he made, link by link" and that he "spoke about Iran and NATO" and also how "you will be haunted by Three Spirits, without whose visits you cannot hope to shun the path I tread."

The people who say this is a coordinated anti platner op by establishment dems; assuming that it’s right, do they think it would better for this all to come out during the general?

Ex-girlfriend of Graham Platner says he removed condoms without consent during sex

The magic of graham platner is that if you were against him originally, you were a shill for the democratic establishment, but because he won, his vices become emblematic of the democratic establishment

win or lose, soccer is about engaging in open corruption

sorry is this an ad for the mentalist on a pillow?

writing about “sneering odium” in a piece that has an insult for a headline is beautiful work

it’s hard to emphasize how bad the state of legal analysis is but here’s a taste

i'm finally going through the dissents in the birthright citizenship case, each of which grafts some extremely broad unspoken exception onto the plain language of the constitution, and every single dissent can be rebutted by asking "if that is what the drafters meant then why didn't they say it?"

the platner situation is a good reminder that when everyone with the worst political instincts in the world all line up behind one candidate that’s actually a bad sign

“He went down countless online rabbit holes, becoming so consumed by the videos and the theories that his wife, Usha, told him she was worried about him.”

I know Maine is a small state, but are the only 2 Democrats eligible to run for office a rapist with more Nazi tattoos than political experience and a 78yo? Have they tried going door to door?

what a fucking asshole

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

some movies i love makes me laugh: my cousin vinnie makes me cry: temple grandin moves me in general: whisper of the heart great romance: casablanca inspires awe: lord of the rings keeps me in suspense: the descent stunning: mother! banger: o brother where art thou

Platner not dropping out immediately, and then trying to use hostage taking demands, is just further proof that he lacks the integrity to have run in the first damn place. Then again, if he had any integrity, he wouldn't have run in the first damn place.

she is truly so fucking lucky I’m not on x

My partner took this photo of our cat, Jack, and it was reminding me of something until I figured out what.

in short honig concedes that the justices are quite political and they are just political in the way he likes

like my hero i am a small bear lost in paddington station

People are dunking on this saying "the Nazi tattoo should've tipped you off" but saying "I fucked up" in the pages of the NYT is no small thing and there are plenty of people on this here tiny social media platform who backed this dickhead and still won't admit they were wrong.

Postdoc. in our dept., and from anywhere in the U.S. 👇

So glad they found a new way to ruin more water

Truly some of the worst posts ever made are being made today

wrote about law imitating sports imitating law imitating ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

weird how this didn't come out before the primary. this fuckin' sleazebag.

Hey guys. Stella here. Just wanted to say I figured out today that “baked beans” is an anagram for “naked babes”. Well, have a good one

There are a lot of horror movie setups that I would dodge entirely but if you trigger the monster by picking up a knickknack and futzing with it? Instant death for me