Suck it, William James

Snapple facts don’t care about your Snapple feelings

Snapple facts don’t care about your Snapple feelings

my passion is vibe coding

my passion is vibe coding

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Here's the CEO of @thefireorg.bsky.social being extremely transphobic. Which side is the one criminalizing care and research? Which side is the one defunding all research? Which side is purging dissent? It ain't trans people. These people were asked not to be transphobic and they lost their minds.

“Yub nub”

If I were going to a desert island I wouldn’t take any Star Wars quotes with me. I’d bring like a sailboat maybe

Why is Return of the Jedi afraid of The Force Awakens? Because the force awakens the last Jedi rise of Skywalker

I like removing the ladder from the swimming pool after people get in. But does that mean I would ever do that to my Sims? Hell no. They don't deserve that. Real life and video games are 2 different things.

The US Holocaust Memorial Museum under the Trump administration has deleted its teaching materials about links between Nazi racism and the Jim Crow laws: www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

Wonder why people on Bluesky would be angry about NYT cleaning up Trump’s insanity:

Crazy, can’t imagine where they got the idea of doing that!

It's literally what NYT asked for when it got rid of the public editor position! www.politico.com/story/2017/0...

Got an email from Adobe saying that they were nearly doubling the cost of my creative cloud subscriptions and adding a bunch of Gen AI dogshit I didn't ask for! If you don't want to get charged you have to log in and downgrade to a "standard" plan that's just the fuckin apps.

any updates on this

is it "stop interrupting me."?

Depluralize a movie: Jaw

I do not think the characters on “the Pitt” watch “the Pitt”, if they did, it would probably have come up in an episode

Robby could hyperfixate on a menu and lock himself in a freezer but Carmy would instantly pass away if he tried running a day shift in the ER

Facial expression reminds me of Dani in Midsommar

You: there is no "official pizza of Switzerland" Me:

Bought a new toy. E-ink forever! www.xteink.com/products/xte...

This is NOT what I signed up for

Ja.

Great day to think about the most amazing set of spiderman panels ever:

I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says “It hurts when I do this.” Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Don’t do this.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor, I *am* do this.” Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

The problem with society is that kids no longer watch their older siblings play Myst and wondering what the fuck is going on

I forgot this when I was doing best tweet threads the other day:

It's such a strange lifestyle choice for them; if I were a rich man then all day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum

Jaw-dropping example of a false-dilemma in the blurb of the book 'The Age of Diagnosis': "From autism to allergies, ADHD to long Covid, more people are being labelled with medical conditions than ever before. Are we actually becoming less healthy? Or are we medicalising normal human differences?"

what do we want? OBJECT PERMANENCE when do we want it? WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT

It's a commonly held misconception that the far side of the moon is "dark." In reality, it's just called that as a result of a failed sponsorship tie in with Universal Pictures' "dark universe" in 2017.

Remember, though: Bluesky is dying because we're not giving centrist dorks a pat on the head. Nothing to do with the fact the platform is a buggy mess missing loads of features!

Sorry, I think if you fucked the dog you messed up, but maybe you disagree

Guy who refuses to call it plumbing unless it’s made out of lead

This tweet is so good because the joke is good and then you get a bonus joke

I forgot this when I was doing best tweet threads the other day:

Guy who refuses to call it plumbing unless it’s made out of lead

If you think closing majors isn’t going to impact programs or classes, I have a rare NFT to sell you

Untranslated headlines in German are much clearer than New York Times headlines in English

the emergence of "rise and grind" hustle culture has led to a concerning uptick in cases of "locked in" syndrome

The obscenity of a budget that cuts the forest service to fund the re-opening of Alcatraz as a prison.

It’s weird but you don’t hear people talking much about Fight Club these days

Very rude that spellcheck wants to change “Deleuzian” into "delusion"