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The man makes Mutombo look like a slacker; incredibly deserving

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

One of my favorite things about this teacher is that she has had them read 3 separate works fiction set in the Holocaust, which was not typically part of the planned curriculum, but probably will be moving forward because she likes to ask them to think about themes in fiction that apply today.

Pretty much all of the hobbies that I currently have without posting about them

WIFE: *cutting sandwich* do you want half of my sandwich ME: sure WIFE: which half ME: no the sand half

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Playoff Wemby time.

Recently took some form check videos for some lifts, posted them to a Facebook group on lifting, a heavily moderated powerlifting forum on Reddit, asked a friend, and asked Gemini Order of usefulness and accuracy of feedback: 1) friend and powerlifting forum (same feedback) 2) Gemini 3) Facebook

IDK, I find Palantír’s statement quite Fëanorian (This is a joke for maybe four people)

Exercise science is still my favorite literature to browse when I’m feeling like psychology research is terrible

My 12yo regularly asks me “my teacher is having us do X, is this a real thing that actually helps?” And I regularly talk through the research with her So far we’ve had to talk about learning styles, growth mindset, and grit But those are mostly psychology’s garbage seeping into education

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Five year old wanted to watch the Sleepytime episode of Bluey, which is my cue to leave the room for 8-10 Minutes

Just read this interview with Taylor Dearden, and celebrities promoting chiropractors for chronic illness issues is so dangerous. No legit doctor who treats chronic illness will recommend you go to a chiropractor. www.interviewmagazine.com/film/taylor-...

One of my favorite facts about Murphy vs NCAA, the decision that legalized sports betting, is that public health considerations, risks of harm, and risks of addiction were mentioned in the argument and decision… Zero times. Literally zero times. Public health wasn’t considered at all.

Somebody not minding at all being the center of attention and starting off the walk

Celebrating and fundraising for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation this morning

Over the past almost 13 years of fatherhood, I’ve built far more Lego sets than I ever did as a child and I built *a lot* as a child Building as an adult is far easier, which I attributed to my age, but I bumped into this post today that suggests maybe it isn’t just me medium.com/bricksnbrack...

An indictment of our time that one cannot take time to enjoy the raccoon penis discourse

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So, I definitely think there’s an appropriate and reasonable way to invoke comparisons to Pharisees in Christian thought… I’ve done it myself several times, and it hinges on he notion of calling out religious hypocrisy There’s also an antisemitic way to do it Guess which one this is

Guys, I know there is no version of rear-ending someone that is a good outcome, but I promise most of us will never experience the pain that this dude, whose identity I have obscured, is experiencing having rear-ended someone in his 68 Camaro SS that *was* in mint condition.

I agree with this, I will absolutely wear nice dress shoes with a nice outfit, and will also wear sneakers with a nice outfit, but the hybrid is an abomination

She’s a perfectionist, so she’s not super happy with the visual presentation here (too many blueberries in her estimation) But the flavor/texture was spot on

12yo’s first attempt at proper scones from her Bobbette and Belle

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Flight delay of 2+ hours but I had a 3.5 layover; so I’m good Bless the folks at the counter dealing passengers who don’t understand that the gate attendant can’t control the planes or the weather

I sometimes take it off for mine, but always take off for my wife’s and kids’

“Da bean” was right there and I whiffed

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Never gonna get over how these folks read the New Testament and see anyone other than themselves as the Pharisees

I asked my friend if he was a musician, and he said, "I can play a little guitar." I said, "I think that's called a ukulele."

First photo: me when I see a dog Second photo: me at every other time

Gotta say, this city is pretty at night

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I agree that people shouldn't be negatively polarized into treating the Catholic Church as a net good in the world but if you're pretending it's not funny that the pope saying "bombing schools is bad" made our government invent Anglicanism from first principles, you're just a buzzkill

I’ll do it for a cool $1.2m

Working on a little project on the state of behavioral addictions research, and these adjusted charts (publications per 100,000 pubmed entries) tell a story...

rip to all the people excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

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I… uh…

9:30 is a good bed time Loud music is annoying You should care how you look at the airport (not like leisure suit; but also not like pajamas?)

Seems bad But what would I know?

I have an idea on how we can make this blockade thing work

You know, if you’re about to go into an interview to talk about your entire brand as a looks maxing influencer and/or alpha male and you realize that the guy interviewing you looks and sounds like that, maybe it’s time for a game day adjustment

Unrelated to these shoes, I made my first attempt at 3 plates on the bench yesterday (with appropriately set safety straps and a spotter) I failed Unracked myself and a nice, controlled descent, but it would not go back up without spotter assistance I’ll try again in two months or so

The index of consumer sentiment isn't broken; models that try to predict it just don't have the right input variables. I fix that and find that, yes, high nominal price levels explain why the vibes are so off. It's the prices, stupid www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-04-14...

Man, the only people I know that speak this negatively of their employer are academics