THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS ARE NOT GETTING SWEPT HANG THE BANNER

Thank you Mr President for giving my Spurs a chance

You know his handlers up that box were working overtime

He’s in the box seats guys

One of my favorite things about where we live in New Mexico is that there’s a dude from the Bronx that moved here 20 years ago and opened a bagel shop in Rio Rancho, and no, it’s not the same, but it’s the best I’ve ever had outside New York

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Your presidential boos

IN MY VEINS

Shoutout to the Trump admin for doing what it takes to make beef prohibitively expensive?

Now, if we want to talk about how no funders want to touch the topic, because they’re a bunch of cowards, I’m game to have that conversation

Anyway, no, I’m not gonna go listen to the podcast, I ain’t helping that grifter out by boosting his listener numbers, even if it is to make a point

friend told me that they were listening to the Andrew Huberman podcast and there was an episode that talked about porn, and the guest on the podcast was going on about how there are no researchers that are willing to systematically study porn because no one wants to be known as the porn professor

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This is the other one

I have a fools hope that, someday, the various Christian sects are gonna realize that Evangelicals believe they possess unitary authority on who is a real Christian, and maybe then, folks might even vote accordingly

My students will all attest that I am constantly telling them to simplify their writing, use shorter sentences, avoid passive voice, make it easy on the reader… I recently sent my research statement for my promotion package to my grad school advisor for feedback It’s clear where I got it from

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No more kiddie gloves. If you are still on Twitter in the Year of Our Lord 2026, you either endorse fascism, don't care about interacting with fascist content on a daily basis, or are so privileged that you're not meaningfully affected by fascism. That applies to all Democratic members of Congress.

Yeah, I was explicitly taught this growing up and in undergrad at an evangelical university

The library is very much a summer parenting cheat code

Severely biased on account of it being where I hail from, but I think the American southeast has the best breakfast in the world

My grandfather survived d-day (82nd airborne, so not on the beachhead), only to be captured after parachuting behind enemy lines a few months later, spent the last 9 months of the war as a POW in a nazi camp, was liberated weighing 95lbs on a 5’8” frame These modern nazis can fuck all the way off

I’ve reached “this is good for Wemby, he needs that pain to fuel the next six or seven title runs” levels of cope right now

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Stringer got thoughts

It is perfectly acceptable to eat all remoulades, any mustard, sour cream, mayo, or hot sauce with a spoon

It sounds crazy, but I guess when somebody tells you their only mistake was a Nazi tattoo, its possible they actually made a series of other mistakes that did not happen to produce a Nazi tattoo.

Reiterating my desire to watch my team squash their opponent and not get dragged into this sudden death nonsense each game

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Friends, we are still a few months out from this paper being public, but I am very excited to share some of my best diatribes with you all. Here is a preview

we have a kid with previously terminal, now simply chronic illness due to medical advances that have occurred during his lifetime, which means that I spent the first 6 years of his life convinced that I'd outlive him. at his current age, I still have more years of memories of fear than hope (1/3)

I never bought the tattoo story to begin with I have a lot of tattoos and not a few that were somewhat impulsive but even in that context the story wasn’t believable But, “my unit thought of ourselves as SS style killers,” now that, that is believable

This is the version of manhood that my father taught me. And, frankly, I think he would have betrayed that lesson and been a Trump supporter if he’d been of sound mind after 2014; but for better and worse, that didn’t happen, and I choose to remember the lesson he taught.

In the words of one Senator Ossoff: “He's doing these things now because no one will honor him when he's gone... because he's a failed president and a national disgrace.”

Not sure why anyone would think I’m not serious You can tell by my laptop how serious I am

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She knows her constituency

A conversation between my wife and daughter, as told by my wife: Daughter: “so dad… he has a serious job and is successful and people take him seriously and invite him to speak all over the world?” Wife: “yes… that’s why he travels so much” Daughter: “BUT HE IS NOT A SERIOUS PERSON AT ALL?!?!?”

And you though beef was expensive now Gonna be $30 a pound for ground chuck if this becomes endemic

He died as he lived: Full of regret and bored out of his mind

It took two rental attendants and finally their manager at the rental car center at O’Hare to confirm that New Mexico is in fact part of the US and that I am not a foreign national trying to rent a car

ok... so, a reviewer has concerns that we used missing data techniques (we used FIML, assumptions were met; also did robustness check with multiple imputation across 24 datasets) because it involved estimating 40% of our data (two year panel). What are folks favorite references on this topic?

This playoff hockey is entirely too competitive for my liking

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What a terrible day to be literate