manuscript central is a cia front

I've heard of dentis-tree but this is ridiculous.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

I love watching a sacrifice on TV! POP TART BOWL FOREVER

My niece asked for Dr. Pepper for Xmas, which is super weird. So I bought a 12 pack and individually wrapped and addressed every can. I will be putting them at the deepest/furthest part under the tree for tomorrow

Happy holidays!

All Mom Wants for Christmas Is to Say Something Unforgivable and Experience No Consequences reductress.com/post/all-mom...

Obviously. Of course they do. It's all they talk about.

We are failing our kids

Awwwww, this restaurant has a mailbox so people can write letters to Santa!

This is me during any budget discussion

Inspiring post

Dogs in kimonos. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/w...

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

Ladies.

Good news: I found my VHS copy of Men in Black 2 Bad news: I need to start a GoFundMe for the late fees.

Yeah? Well fuck you too Spotify.

Just did this to submit a letter of rec: Registered for an account (password had many reqs) Download an authenticator for a two-factor authentication to login. Scan a QR code, giving a code, which I entered into the browser Submit a pdf, which can't exceed what I think is a reasonable file size

Who’s gonna tell ‘em

really went dark for the sequel

Look at this fresh cranberry, plucked fresh from the tree. The platonic ideal of cranberry

He is risen

With the success of the Wicked films, it would behoove us to make lucrative reimaginations of Oz universe characters.

University accessibility programs will have you take a two-hour training every year but not have the money/initiative to fix the only elevator in the building after a month.

always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"

A student once called me "f*ckface"

*gets insulted* wow wait till I google what that means.

New Hinge profile idea: you tell your family you're celebrating Thanksgiving with my family; I tell my family I'm celebrating with yours. We just stay in and watch Bobs Burgers.

Dress for the job you want

yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing

Throwback to my best office set up

my face when i’m absolutely enjoying the hell out of a podcast

now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months

The size of this ketchup bottle is not helping the warped self-image of me being a giant.

Happy Halloween!

Students: Trick or Treat! Me: Life is completely fair and a perfect meritocracy. Students: AHHH!! Treat instead! Me: Here are some raisins.

A kid just made this face when he saw we had king size candy bars