I work my ass off & I’m still fucking drowning. I am so over being in survival mode, over the stress of trying to make it all work, over an ex-husband who provides absolutely nothing. Something has to give, this isn’t the life I signed up for & my kids deserve so much more than I can give

I won’t stay silent to keep the peace that costs me my power. If standing up for myself makes me the villain, then so be it—I’d rather be feared than walked over

my love language is safety

sometimes silence is when you’re heard the loudest

I don't care what side you sit on, but hate is hate. Maybe look in the mirror and spew that into your own sink before you spit it into someone else's.

I just heard somebody referring to 2004 as 'back in the day' so I'm gonna need a minute

Drinking more coffee so I can be anxious at high speeds

Him: What's the strongest muscle in your body? Me: The one I use to hold grudges.

I will find you again… .. in the next life.

Some memories break your heart.

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Man, strays fucking LOVE me.

she complied a list of the bestest most badass girls around this place, go follow them 🤍

Reminder: You can and should do whatever the fuck is required to protect your own peace- whatever that looks like for you right now Your peace is your goddamn oxygen mask and you need to put that shit on and strap yourself in first and foremost before anything else, ok? Ok. Now back to shitposting

You should be able to call out of work when toxic people give you a severe case of mood poisoning

No, I am not free later. In fact, I am more expensive later.

if you resort to being a complete asshole and attacking people who don’t align with your political views, it says more about you as a person than anything else… I have zero respect for people with that level of toxicity

I bet being decapitated feels kinda good for a second

Actions will show you why words are worthless

don't pray for a sunny day when the rain comes It's the rain that makes us grow

Do not mess with a woman who is listening to hair band ballads

are we still shaking it like a polaroid picture or nah?

What if our buttholes are portals to other worlds and that’s why people keep trying to stick things in there?

It’s sad that kids today will never get to burn their legs going down a metal slide.

I have the wardrobe of a much more social person.

*gestures wildly at everything none of this was on my vision board

we just air fried a Twinkie at work an holy hell, game changer

do whatever the fuck it takes to feel alive again, and then do it again.

I'm eating yogurt and granola, so obviously, my life is over.

Just because I don’t have horns doesn’t mean I’m not horny.

Just living my life one dumpster fire at a time.

I was today years old when I saw someone use a turn signal to pull out of a parking spot like huh??? Is this a thing 🤯

I need a heating pad for my soul.

I’ve been trying to outrun my anxiety since 1985.

I'm outgrowing people daily, I'm just not in the mood anymore

Heal 🤍

to be treated well without asking for it hits different.

I am going to show the cat MY butthole for a change

the only thing that isn't detached about me are my retinas

A wise man once said "you little stupid ass bitch I aint fuckin with you"

I miss those hour long conversations that felt like 5 minutes

Another place and time, Maybe in the next lifetime…

I’m gonna need one more person to post a screenshot of TikTok being banned.. jesus fuck people

if someone shared their past trauma with you and you have the audacity to use it against them, that is the lowest of lows

I haven’t seen our therapy pup since my deployment in October andGod my heart needed his love today ❤️