take college sports off tv for 5-7 years as punishment for me somehow needing to hear about coaches getting transferred between school multiple times a day. if you guys gotta gamble so bad grow up and start a cockfighting ring in your basement. buy chicken get 2 work

cannot stress enough how bad it is to give teenage boys a "see this person naked" button. massive, multi-axis disaster

"Demeaning" trans people is exactly right. Their goal--and what they're most able to easily achieve--is our humiliation. The imposition of indignities. They also hope that, as humiliations often do, it exposes us to ridicule. Perhaps even violence. (e.g. forcibly outing people on their IDs).

Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop

lmao

Sorry sorry but it's worth pointing out also that Ian Bogost crawled out of his bad take crypt to reheat stale and pointless arguments *in the interest of punching down on a game that's already getting screwed by storefronts*

Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn

*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

It's hard to explain to normies how much effort Trump is putting into anti-trans policies. This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week. This is almost everything the government is doing.

Multiverse Dave Chappelle Harry Potter Christmas Transphobia Hour Special 2026

you couldn't trust the old FBI about this shit and if you think you could i got a bridge to sell you

turbo libs are negatively polarizing themselves into defending F-150s in the quote tweets lol

Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors

ive never in my entire life seen plastic yellow this bad. this saturn smokes two packs a day

stop saying kegsbreath to me. grow up

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it

I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being. Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.

I love my people so much

damn how’d you get this scoop

Nobody cares about Bernie anymore

I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

PissHaus to pivot away from piss houses

A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.

As a pornographer myself, I feel... weird about creators who make distinctions between porn and other adult/sexual content. If you defend porn, your work will ALSO be defended. Don't be afraid to get down in the mud with us. You're gonna end up here anyway.

I lobbied heavily on PREA c. 2009-16. It’s both true that PREA is largely a failure, and that rollback will likely escalate already-systemic torture of TGI folks. (State laws, unaffected, are also weak.) This is truly vicious. And. My PREA work taught me: The cause of prison rape is prisons.

I already solved this problem

a whole new world to explore

THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY IS CORRUPTING THE YOUTH WITH ALL ITS SEX

"accidentally"

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Free gravel for life is the obvious answer. You could do so many things with that much gravel

I FINALLY FOUND IT. Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW

just insert an old battery into Drill

This exemplifies how big media like the nyt skewed the facts to serve their bias. “In contrast to the Cass Report and Trump’s HHS document, no national mainstream media organizations have run stories on the Utah evidence review ... “

It’s crazy how many game preorder listings on Switch and PSN are just pure AI scams. The studios don’t exist and neither do the games. Just saw a fake farming game up for preorder with obvious AI “Ghibli” art and could not find anything about it online. The “publisher’s” site listed only this “game”

it is less humiliating in the moment to tell yourself that you're lazy, that you're on the grift, that if you wanted to you could go sicko mode and prove everyone who looks down on you wrong - than to admit you have severe limitations below the unreasonable bar for the modern workplace

two separate times today, including once during a very important business meeting, my phone has misinterpreted something I've said as a demand that siri play shaggy's "it wasn't me"

This rules people.com/halle-berry-...

look I’m not an evangelical but “a guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealth” feels like some kind of sign, no?