because if you save it, you have a cold drink (your file) for later

Typical Friday night. Ate three bottles of Flintstones vitamins and tried to power my car with my feet

You cannot keep getting away with these matches!

Caramel corn in coffee. This could be a thing, right?

I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda

"BALLS"

grapes, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1906

gm

"BALLS"

Something everyone needs to know about @sfdirewolf.bsky.social Alice Wong was her commitment to Palestine. Just a year ago, she & I wrote a letter in @literaryhub.bsky.social defending six Palestinian journalists. Sadly, Alice now joins two of them on the other side: Anas al-Sharif & Hossam Shabat

It's an honor to have my Bertimus included. RIP, Alice Wong.

normalize name changes for anyone tbh. even if you're not trans, you should be able to just choose a name you feel good about and not have it be a big deal

Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.

honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other

Burning out on the Murder She Wrote at TMS. Much as I love playing “spot the character actor and/or Hollywood grand dame earning her SAG insurance,” it’s a pretty bad show! I’ve seen Jessica F. attend 7 or 8 of her nephews and nieces’ weddings and somebody’s been iced at all of them!

Zen and the Art of the Macintosh by Michael Green and How to Sharpen Pencils by David Rees so they can get my ludditism out of the way straight out the gate

Last week we all flossed for Grandma on what would’ve been her 98th birthday, except for my mom who chided us for doing a “bathroom door closed activity” at the dinner table. I guess my mom is Olivia Nuzzi in this situaaaaaaaaaghblehblehblehblehbleh

“Flintstone poppin’ in a stretch alligator” — R. Kelly, Ignition (Remix)

recession indicator

My wife bought me a gallon of "ape cream" despite knowing very well I've had anaphylactic reactions to similar mammalian secretions. Feels like we've turned a real corner in our shared resentment and makes me wonder which will be first to sour: our relationship or this gallon of unrefrigerated muck.

people having to write entire bad novels just to generate one image, when artists can simply make stuff happen

More than anything else, powerful men - like the ones who run the NYT - believe in the legitimacy of power itself. Because if it isn’t legitimate, they have to start asking hard questions about the world and themselves.

Neoliberal bogans in children's entertainment have ruined us.

doing relatively OK vis a vis depression and yet I still find myself in the middle of an "all food tastes like moldy cardboard" phase. What food do you eat when food is bad?

I really hope Trump flees the country, rooting for the funniest outcome here and feel like him doing a presidency in exile from Siberia or North Korea would be insanely good

move over Beavis

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

That town I used to live in that's had all the terrible animal abuse cases also has Meta data centers stretching along the rimrock as far as the eye can see. Concentrating hard trying to manifest a little Mongolian magical realism their way

finding joy despite the world in 2025 is like this lol

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

heard a kid at the diner say "the 90s were the most lit era for church"

when people say what if there are prominent dems in the epstein files

On this day 55 years ago, blubber went boom at the Oregon Coast. That's when officials made the legendary decision to blow up a dead whale. Here's a look back at the explosive piece of Oregon lore with a 2020 story by OPB's Tiffany Camhi written ahead of the whale of a tale's 50th anniversary.

Oh no

Some interesting stuff going on here: -Killer heading toward Miss Buxley's crotch with the garden shears - Sarge is gay - Cookie is a feeder -Lt. Flap appears to be painting Miss Buxley black

The Best Of The Outbursts Of Everett True

This one made me laugh

This is unbearably funny

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE LET'S CIRCLE BACK AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE SOMEONE WILL SAY TURN THIS IN BY THE END OF THE DAY DESPITE ALL MY RAGE YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF AT THIS STAGE

11/11/25

The way Bill Watterson drew gruesome snowmen scenes did more to teach and inspire me than years of art school ever could

if you have kids or even if you don't i need you to know that the archives of the kids radio show Greasy Kid Stuff are available to listen on the WFMU website

Dream crossover: Kate Bush and Melora Creager team up to make the musical version of Joyce Carol Oates’ A Bloodsmoor Romance

oh my god

Just putting it out into the universe: a JCO documentary series where each episode is a Behind The Music-style account of one legendary Twitter post and Carol Kane does all the re-enactments