The house got power washed the other day and Bert was like a little kid at a fireworks display, running from room to room and cavorting in the shadows cast by all that water streaming down the windows

Just wiggling

Today I am 8

Bert doesn’t quite understand that if you want to sit in a box of sunshine, you’ll have to keep moving in order to stay in said box. It’s just science.

All I want is a little peace and quiet. Maybe this basket will give me the refuge I need to facilitate a little self care and healing.

Albert faces off with his nemesis, the sweater shaver. Maybe he’s jealous because the shaver is allowed to “eat” the sweaters Bert craves.

Vroom vroom here comes the car wash

She is ever so serious

Bert thinks the statues of lions in front of the New York Public Library should be replaced with ones of house cats, and he’s happy to model. Instead of Patience and Fortitude they could call them Curiosity and……and what? Violence? Loyalty? Biscuits?

Bert’s getting all artsy-fartsy again.

‘Scuse me, may I speak to your manager?

Bert’s gotta stop watching speeches on tv.

If I don’t guard this yarn, Albert might just decide to eat it. And on a related note, what do you suppose the human is knitting? Looks to me like it might be another cat.

Gary the Canadian Adventure Cat would like to remind America that if it invades Canada, its children will die, scared, alone and frozen.

Bert’s interests include: liquids, solids, definitely gasses

Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess

Elon Musk more like my personal musk all up in your upholstery ha ha

Floof solidarity. It’s a confusing time to be a cat.

Nice try, Albert, but I don’t think #ikea is looking for a spokeskitty, though “kallax” does sound a lot like the sound you make when you’re hoiking up a hairball.

Albert thinks he might score a product endorsement deal with SoftClaws because he got some that match his eyes. Sorta.

We’re living on the edge, and not metaphorically.

Bert likes to be picked up. Go figure.

Even Stacey can’t resist the lure of a giant fleece Garfield hoodie

Here we are peacefully coexisting. Proof that it can be done.

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