what if instead of jury duty, there was yuri duty

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

Everyone says learning how to cook at home will make you healthier and I say: get on my level, homemade crab rangoon

Instead of nostalgia slop of kids consuming 90s video games, it’s nostalgia slop of a troop of multi racial Boy Scouts building a wheelchair ramp in their community while NAFTA gets signed on a TV in the background

For anyone that cares, I'm @glimmerbulb on Tumblr lmao Or if you're cool you can dm me for my discord ig?

Sad that I can't participate in locktober but at least I can show off cute panties everyday 💕

actually tmi stands for tell me immediately. i want to know everything

DEVOUR

start your day with a kitten in a backpack!!!

currently the mood rn

It's finally fucking CHILLY and I made BREAD and I'm roasting some BEETS in BACON FAT and living my BEST LIFE

I am once again asking: who wants to get bread?

fascinating that "no, the computer is not alive" and "yes, it's questionable to gleefully say anti-computer phrases modeled after racial slurs" are two thoughts people are struggling to reconcile

Now I'm sleepy

Loaded fries 😳

ppl dunk constantly on things like philosophy and sociology and then turn around and go "maybe the computer *is* actually talking to me"

its impossible to dehumanise an LLM because its not human. its impossible to be bigoted towards an LLM is because its not a person. we can all engage in our little sophistries of "oh but your brain also uses electrons" but at the end of the day one of us is a person and one is not

Opera performance at the farmer's market

POV: You’re the Halloween candy....

stripper named hot broth

If nothing else, this does feel like the old internet, the admin of the forum crashing out and screaming at the userbase

Zoomers would rather do BDSM than go to therapy

Rest in peace 😭

There are two types of posters today...

“Trad cath” is, weirdly, code for “unfamiliar with Catholicism”

Witch Cult Wednesday! TG&HD Chapter 26: Augury Isn't for the Weak Minded Brunnaria dips her toes into the murky depths of spycraft. Baz makes an emotional appeal. CW: vivisection of an insect archiveofourown.org/works/628141...

A little Mia Goth-ic, from Del Toro's upcoming Frankenstein.

sHE Remains BrOken Only Because She believed

got that dog in me (am a werewolf)

I went blonde at least in part so I could do this lmao

Chatting Minoan women

By age 30, you should have at least (2) original characters, (3) pieces of media you love apologetically despite obvious flaws, and (1) kink that takes at least thirty seconds to explain

"I'm not a cream puff! I'm a danger puff!" My six year old is a goddamn delight

to wolves, dogs must be like some kind of freaky transhumanist body horror alien abduction story

Sunday afternoon Halloween crafting

Stop buying Brandon Sanderson's books.

i love fucked up, traumatized monster women 🙏

just got my dna results back ☹️

Finished another panel of my lesbian blanket 😍 (picture taken shortly before weaving was completed, but now it's off the loom)

Getting cute for the day~

Can we normalize a complete inability to understand anyone else's perspective?

eat and get high

i challenge you to find cooler news today than “despite all odds against American scientific research rn, a CO researcher developed a temperature-stable, single dose rabies vaccine that works bc of particles coated in CANDY & SAPPHIRE, & it could help reduce rabies deaths in places w/o electricity”

nuns worshipping demon girl dick. 🙏

Lmao

been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance

saw a guy get raptured but when he was floating up in the beam of light he started jerkin’ it and the beam dropped him. he’s dead, he’s dead now and in hell

#KnightsofGuinevere I told you

Reminder that this is one of Bubsy's original concept designs. She has always been a girl with watermelon-cracking thighs, just took several decades of post-irony to realise.