making out doomed yuri style

i want fewer posts by more annoying people on worse websites and i’m not kidding

Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the joyous; and all for your love's sake.

cats for the cat throne

Me rn

After a nearly three month hiatus, we have another chapter of The Goddess and Her Dog! Chapter 30: Long Game If you don't like your circumstances, the only thing to do is change them. CW: dehumanization, injection mention, gender dysphoria archiveofourown.org/works/628141...

“Let the Muppets say ‘fuck’” They are television actors. They say “fuck” often. But they’re also pros, and when the red light is on, they are all business And casting wise, they’ve been type-cast their whole careers, i heard Uncle Deadly auditioned for Nosferatu, they wouldn’t even let him read

The words of COWARDS

just show the president some AI flop and tell him we struck Iran. The most humane option is to just ‘Goodbye Lenin’ him for the rest of his miserable presidency

Reskeet to yearn.

Merick garland was a deeply honorable man of immense personal integrity at a time and in a place that very badly needed a ratfucking partisan hack.

charles is far from the first monarch to have his brother arrested

The discovery that ICE began using Subarus shook me to my core. My culture is not a costume

I'm going to quit caffeine. I'm going to do it

"Is there technology the left is excited about?" is the kind of question you only ask if you're wildly naive about technology. mRNA vaccines. Heat pumps. Offshore wind. Urban mining. Sodium batteries. But god forbid we're not fawning over every new implementation of Making Computers Bad At Math.

A Dem that runs as pro trans gets a SIXTY ONE POINT BUMP WITH DEM VOTERS and a NINE POINT BUMP WITH INDIES over ones that go silent. The failure to get this is a prior beliefs/incentives problem but it's also a research problem. The current establishment's understanding of voters is utterly cooked.

reminder

Being gay online is silly because the first time you hear a girl's voice it's like "oh she sounds like an angel, I'm transported" and the first time you see video of her it's like "her every movement is charming and graceful"

roses are red cherenkov is blue just use a screwdriver what's the worst it could do

Lesbianism

ME: Guess I’ll eat breakfast MY BRAIN: Sex ME: What MY BRAIN: Sex have it ME: That’s not a breakfast MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast ME: I’m not— MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast ME: There’s no— MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic ME: ok

ok so i have a store page set up for this now! if you want to pay extra to have me get my grubby hands on your copy of AHL before you read it you can do that here: shop.kettlesberg.games/product/a-hu... please ignore the kettlesberg branding i just didn't want to set up a new storefront haha

my favorite part of wuthering heights was when heathcliffe yelled IT'S WUTHERING TIME and then he wuthered all those guys

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

top ten tweets

I am putting two images side by side and I need you to consider them for future Muppet televised programming

Dinosaur fans stay winning

"Splurging" on rotisserie chicks? C'mon, what are we evening doing here? A rotisserie chicken is one of the most cost effective things you can get, you can feed a family. I got one for €6.75 the other day, and it's more convenient than cooking a whole fresh chicken at home. That's a good staple.

Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the joyous; and all for your love's sake.

That Irish-y cover of "Streets of Mpls" is A.I. btw - says so right in the vid description

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

✦ High pray drive ✦

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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

bloody knight

Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism

SEND YOUR LOVED ONES THE ENTIRELY WRONG MESSAGE BY GETTING THEM A BOOK FULL OF EROTICIZED ABUSE AND TORTURE OR MAYBE ITS THE RIGHT MESSAGE I DONT KNOW WHATS IN YOUR HEART

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

People say it's too hard to cook at home and I say maybe you just aren't trying hard enough

The worst part: the Taco Bell drive through at that corner has been closed for years

I'm featured in our local MP's instagram video on Pride 2025! www.instagram.com/reel/DUbPkvG...

Chuu~😚 #超かぐや姫 #CosmicPrincessKaguya

BABY I'M PREYING ON YOU TONIGHT!!! 🐺