the wife of Bath would be a problematic chaser milf

The polar express

if there was one lesson i could impart to young women it would be this one:

Vital questions: can I make the green bean casserole myself? If so, cutting ham. If it's standard canned green bean casserole, cut that. But homemade green bean casserole can be divine 🤤

my idiot dummies..... #monsterhearts #oc #lesbian

I won’t say what I want to say but this is unethical. You don’t put 7.3% of cancer patients on a treatment and leave the rest to see how they get on. Trans healthcare is the only branch where this is allowed to happen. Puberty blockers were the compromise and they’ve taken that away.

Look her plan is clearly a one woman drug fueled redo of Jan 6th. Why else would she resign on the 5th specifically?

I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.

yeah I got nothing, I do not know what the play is here

guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani

I don't think you need to think there will be long term shifts in Trump's policies or behavior (there won't be) to enjoy what just happened, sometimes it's good to enjoy things that are funny in the moment

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

when i check the group chat

Minnesotans, I'm also going to need you to read, acknowledge, & push back on this / VOCALLY AND ACTIVELY express your support & put your elbow grease behind support for trans people of all ages in this state. Today & as we forge ahead to protect our people & our State's status

A lesbian anglo-saxonist? Call her Offa's Dyke.

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

making Hemingway become a girl: forcefemmingway

Ahh, the three divisions, The Seelie Court, the Unseelie Court and the IP Court

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

humans are entirely responsible for developing corn that grows so large that it’s possible for ghosts/monsters/aliens to lurk within it, which was a real self-own in that particular respect

Between Thanksgiving and Cyber Monday, join us in hitting pause on buying from corporations that enable Trump’s fascist agenda: weaintbuyingit.com?utm_source=i...

FUCKING AWOO I GUESS

orbs are now on mobile

Tater tot hotdish is more famous but knoephla soup deserves a slop mention

I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.

I tried to explain this to my students by saying “Imagine somebody from Vanderpump Rules becomes president in 20 years” and they all laughed and then the laughter slowly died and they all got real quiet.

this is fucking ghoulish

going out of there way to add this to the Whitehouse website is pretty funny in retrospect

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

YARN YARN YARN YARN

Oooh I just published another chapter of my transbian werewolf story! Fated mates! Accidental soul bonds! That girl's egg is gonna crack one of these days! Anyway I think Long Road to Run is fun and it's free on AO3 archiveofourown.org/works/700443...

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

Oooh I just published another chapter of my transbian werewolf story! Fated mates! Accidental soul bonds! That girl's egg is gonna crack one of these days! Anyway I think Long Road to Run is fun and it's free on AO3 archiveofourown.org/works/700443...

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

I don’t care if pope John Paul the second is in there…. GO to jail and go to Hell!

Every regulation written in blood

Look, the film opens in Heaven with James Bond stealing an angel's wings after strangling the angel with harp strings, then he throws a halo at the pearly gates to keep them from closing all the way, he flies out sideways and finds himself back on Earth reincarnated into a royal corgi. It's easy!

Long Road to Run Ch 3: Nothing Left to Lose When you've spent some time coming to terms with things, it's time to see if there's anything to be done. Unfortunately, the services of experts don't come cheap. CW: Gender dysphoria, heartbreak, dismemberment, gun mention, PIV sex, drug mention, knotting

I just need an evil woman to ask me why I’m so easy to hurt.

a Goddess Boob. otherwise known as a Deititty

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

KICK HIM AGAIN JOYCE