the wife of Bath would be a problematic chaser milf

i miss the vapes where it was like a giant looney toons bag of smoke that you passed around

it is fucking unfair that you wrote in-universe poetry for your story and it did not suck

(I was working with Latex today for my actual job and made some in-universe documents. I'll likely add more to the continuing plot line tho, don't worry)

i miss the vapes where it was like a giant looney toons bag of smoke that you passed around

the horrible pit where i live like a wolverine in a drainpipe has been cleansed to within a reasonable definition

me before cleaning my room: i refuse to live like this!! me after cleaning my room: damn, "living like this" got hands

two cats fighting over a bag, that's what's up

staring contest but whoever loses has to bottom

do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge

You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump, Charlie Brown

stripper named rotisserie chick

One of the needles is full of saline instead of estrogen so no one is sure who fired the feminizing projectile

"if you had to fix her transition, how would you start?" "Over!!" "BOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"

*clenches jaw* they're just weird kitties and they won't hurt me if i'm calm...

Gaylord Slowcum United States, Census, 1900

Elon is feeding entire families in Bangladesh who are just pumping out AI slop to halfwits In Oklahoma. It’s actually really funny when you step back and take a look at things

don't talk to me or my son or my son's son or my son's son's son

tbh i love the more saturated pink better than the colors on the actual flag

I slept so heavily that when I woke up I dreamed of having to peel the sweet embrace of death off my back

latte foam is the only truly transgender artistic medium

But i'm a creep I'm a vicar What the hell am i doing here? I don't belong here I don't belong here

this rules

Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..." https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1

this was flatteringly, almost embarrassingly accurate

"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"

A very good boy! 🐾🐕😍 An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest. The Met 📷 by me #Archaeology

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

the new bsky logo can suck my nutz

guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani

it really is such a damning indictment of all the odious fools and apes trump has surrounded himself that 10 minutes with a normal positive dude like mamdani de-aged trump like 10 years

crossed a personal milestone in that i've used a cbd vape often enough that it ran out of battery before it ran out of liquid

latte foam is the only truly transgender artistic medium

It’s really cool watching people on this website cry about how anti-technology and progress the world is re: AI and hearing, from the small number of instructors I know in real life, how this stuff is just destroying traditional instruction with no effective mitigation for public education systems.

batch painting 40k is still fun but it's weird to like spend a whole three hours doing nothing but purity seals

Nearly killed in a crosswalk by Lowly Worm doing 490 km/h in a Bugatti apple

the new bsky logo can suck my nutz

making Hemingway become a girl: forcefemmingway

making Hemingway become a girl: forcefemmingway

overwhelmed by murderous instinct BUT afraid of prison? remember, it's not illegal to make someone die laughing

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

the bricks are alive at this day to testify it; therefore deny it not.

IT'S FUCKING MORTARION, 'Y'ALL, I PRINTED THE STINKIEST PRIMARCH

IT'S FUCKING MORTARION, 'Y'ALL, I PRINTED THE STINKIEST PRIMARCH

YOU SAID NO TO MUPPETS KNIVES OUT?! YOU DEPRIVE US OF BENOIT BLANC SURROUNDED BY MUPPETS?! JAIL FOR RIAN! JAIL FOR RIAN FOR 1000 YEARS!

say what you like about GLP-1s but my cholesterol was on track to give me heart disease and now it isn't

this thread is like if someone was writing a william gibson novel via skeets

ANOTHER POSITIVE REVIEW

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