thing is, the senate dems STILL need to shut down the government

night of the long knives? more like night of the short guys

this is a very weak piece, for multiple reasons. its claim about Gen Z is based on a couple of comments, not actual sales. it is also extremely normal for kids not to be *that* into a series from two decades ago. And there's minimum mention of Rowling turning into a fervent bigot.

I have been playing silksong for 69 hours so far, can I get a hell yeah

hobbits are some country ass mutherfuckers man. getting all hopped up on reefer setting off fireworks and shit. the central theory of this story is that the greatest and cruelest army in all history can be defeated by a passel of pothead hillbillies

me in stardew valley: gotta take some ozempic the way im catching all this CHUB

me in stardew valley: i must have taken some viagra the way i'm getting ALL THIS CHUB

Don't pay taxes early cuz I'm not sure there's going to be a federal government by April

Sir, you need to hear this. Sir, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you: you've lost the polo shirt and boat shoes white boys

wouldst thou like to live deliciously

a single chicken wing

Don't pay taxes early cuz I'm not sure there's going to be a federal government by April

do you hear the people sing lost in the valley of the night it is the music of a people who are climbing to the light for the wretched of the earth there is a flame that never dies even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise

glory to the martyrs, we're going to win, and there will be justice

If I say what should happen to every ICE and border patrol stooge, every government official above them, every so-called representative hemming and hawing and ultimately letting all of this unfold without resistance, I'll be banned so fast there'll be a Gretchen-shaped hole in the internet

me in stardew valley: gotta take some ozempic the way im catching all this CHUB

just got misgendered and deadnamed by an ai generated email summary, so that's fun

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Two Women in a Bed disturbed by a Cat (1842) - Jean Alphonse Roehn (1799–1864) #genre_painting

wow they're making the he-man movie an isekai

winter is the best season to listen to Ys by joanna newsom so do that now if you haven't already

[non-sectarian, inclusive tone] the art still kicks ass, always will

Our first vertebrate ancestor was a fucking nerd, can you believe this shit?

growing tentacles but not the sexy kind

red right hand (edm remix)

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

getting perhaps a little too earnest with it on the anniversary of lenin's death. this is my setting of "lenin" by langston hughes

getting perhaps a little too earnest with it on the anniversary of lenin's death. this is my setting of "lenin" by langston hughes

okay you are NEVER going to believe what just happened right after i typed this

so he's touching the money AND he's touching the hegemony and somehow his life expectancy isn't measured in minutes

I believe in anomalocaris supremacy #art #paleoart #traditionalart

computer, play North American Scum (2007) so i can shake my butt to the decline of empire

you play North American Scum by LCD Soundsystem, which has been a straight-up banger for nearly 20 years

what if italians made their own version of spicy chili crisp... lao gan mamma mia, if you will

MY NEWEST SEQUENCE OF LITTLE DUDES... COMPLETE!

protest sign with a drawing of a guillotine and the words "I just think they're neat"

suited and booted for mini painting

what if italians made their own version of spicy chili crisp... lao gan mamma mia, if you will

New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.

helping a lesbian write a love poem for another lesbian: call me cyrano de lesbergerac

the literal OWNER OF THE ONION REPOSTED ME *WHAT*????

vapid unscheduled disassembly

"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company

2 cozy 2 mosey* (bedrotting)

2 cozy 2 mosey* (bedrotting)

ironic that this is in and of itself a viral post, sorry about your wasps

alright timeline cleanse, this place sucks rn. post you at your dykiest

Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…

if an army showed up to my spot and their leader was wearing this i would immediately and unconditionally surender