tiny maid that zips up your files for you

doing exposure therapy (being trans at the coffee shop)

I need a blaster pistol with exactly four barrels

there needs to be a more threatening emoji for teeth

Just found out that why guy is married to Jay Graber lol

doing exposure therapy (being trans at the coffee shop)

The theme of the new street art on the block surprised me. Did not expect to see massive Warhammer 40K murals!

if haruspicy is divining the future using your entrails then neurospicy is divining the future using YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAINS

not just neurospicy, haruspicy (i will divine the future using your entrails)

too soon

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BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF CENTRAL MASSACHUSETTS, ALLOW ME TO COOK YOU A FOOD

not just neurospicy, haruspicy (i will divine the future using your entrails)

do not apologize for a bad post! do not apologize for a heartfelt message! apologize during sex as god intended!

this is what GLaDOS' cable loom must look like

tragically, jets cannot survive reproduction. by scattering the fertile seeds of their shrapnel over an Idaho potato field, they may hope to bring about the next generation

looked cutes today

Saw several posts about Grogu. Not sure what's going on there but maybe this will help: swanboy.com/comic/mandal...

be so fr dude

bit of a one step forward one step back situation with mortarion tonight. I'm proud of how I pumped the nmm effect on his trim and smokestack, but the blue filter I added on his flesh bits isn't really working for me

bit of a one step forward one step back situation with mortarion tonight. I'm proud of how I pumped the nmm effect on his trim and smokestack, but the blue filter I added on his flesh bits isn't really working for me

🎵 i'm with mister mountain king, mountain king, mountain king / i'm with mister mountain king in his big stupid hall 🎵

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

fear and loathing and grogu in las vegas

I could garden for a million years, but I would never have the heart to dig up my dick bushes

oh. that’s stupid. yall are too useless to be men

somehow, neither of them have the brain cell

Any help with food would mean so much. Im almost completely immobile today. CA: $helpmarghoul V: @marghoul

Daily bunny no.3319 got one scoop each

all shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of things shall be well... if you're normal

up down charm strange top bottom

find me in the grocery store screaming KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

i saw baby canada geese today, four of them. fuzzy little dinosaurs <3

do you hear the people sing? lost in the valley of the night it is the music of a people who are climbing to the light for the wretched of the earth there is a flame that never dies even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise RIP Juniper Blessing

the world should have treat you so much better than it did, juniper blessing. i'm so sorry. i hope you are at peace.

#theillustratedrat 2020

zionists are the most annoying people on earth, exhibit 23 billion

If a banger of a song isn’t finished, I can’t legally exit my car

so apparently british squirrels have been seen vaping and there is concern that swedish squirrels might also start doing this. anyway here’s pictures of squirrels vaping

welp, time to log off

if you havent seen this website before, please look at this guy who tells you how to ILLEGALLY hunt deer with a cannon tw for dead deer

We were really cooking when we picked the lesbian pride colors. Calling dibs on most tulips and roses without anyone noticing was a baller move.

looking at myself in the mirror: yea i'm so beautiful and cool taking a selfie: how does one operate a face

if lenin had bsky, how many people would he have blocked

insider trading on military operations should 100% be death penalty treason level shit

i gotta remind myself that reading is *also* a hobby and *also* productive and doing it to the exclusion, at least temporarily, of my other hobbies gives those activities time to recharge

I swear to God getting myself to stop reading sometimes is like trying to pull myself out of a glue trap