dust my wets

you, a fool: it's impossible to qualify who has the "best" life, due to the immense complexity of-- me, grabbing the mic: the bear from the bear baiting scene on Game of Thrones demanded frying pans full of whipped cream between every take, and everyone had to applaud him while he ate

The GOAT Moon Tweet

SLS, NASA's Moon rocket 🌙🚀

twitter still producing bangers unfortunately

friends i think have a new favorite poem

behold my Visible Mini

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

if you're a gamer you should know that the gaming industry has a disproportionately large number of trans people in it. and not just recently. even in the 80s, we had influential trans game designers. one that's always inspired me is danielle bunten berry. wikipedia: share.google/0lrnn3RqISvL...

forced frodoization

gender swapped o brother where art thou be like "I am a femme of constant sorrow"

tangentially related but i often find myself thinking that the phrase "cuidado, piso mojado" might have the most beautiful inherent poetry in all of Language

yeah and we TRY NOT TO NOTICE BUT YOU'RE MAKING IT DIFFICULT

you're going to make so much $$$ flippin' dittos

⚠️ STUCK BOAT ALERT ⚠️ I am pleased to report that the oil tanker "YURI" is stopped in the Strait. there she goes!! and there she stays!!

HOTEND, currently available in serial form at archiveofourown.org/works/694572...

Nothing Doing no. 64

may we one day find ourselves in the same room, sucking the same dick

its too on the nose that our president named Don hates windmills

in a study performed on mice 🙄 seriously, the tone of the article wasn't "this deep sixes the idea of human settlement" it was "huh, will we have to bring a treadmill up there?"

HOTEND, currently available in serial form at archiveofourown.org/works/694572...

may we one day find ourselves in the same room, sucking the same dick

me when im about to Get You

what's the matter, pet?

This just wasn't possible until like, yesterday

same, girl

another example

what's the matter, pet?

alas i am horny for tim henson again

Joe Exotic shouldn't be funny but he is. ITS ALL CORRUPT GIRL 🤣

WHAT NOW SHALL I DEVOUR, WHEN ALL AUTOPHAGY IS DENIED??

having stopped biting my nails several years ago, the next phase of my transition shall entail a vastly more difficult project — preventing myself from biting my cuticles

someone slapped my ass too hard and severed my gluteus maximus

the next generation and it's kamala harris again

MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore

"so you just want all of the people who worked on the harry potter show to *starve*" no. I want them to drown. starving is fine, though

hand drill for making fire. almost every other higher-order process depends on ignition

you have the right to remain beautiful!!!

I WANT TO PAINT MINIS TONIGHT BUT INSTEAD I HAVE TO WRITE EMAILS AAAAAAAUUGH

SILENCE.

the LotR memes will continue until morale improves ⚔️

i want a cool robot arm but not so it's stronger or faster or anything i just want it to light up and play la cucaracha when i flip ppl off

Runners at the corners adds to the kitty features 🐱

shit it must feel good as hell to announce Wave 80 against the child-killing Zionist regime

Postal birds! 🐦✉️

YOU CAN SEPARATE THE ART FROM THE ARTIST WITH A FUCKING GUILLOTINE

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.