seth moulton has a spine made of soggy graham crackers so if he's cutting ties with AIPAC then all bets are off

inevitably jumpscared by all the hairs i've missed

shaving day +1: wow my body is so soft and Smooth shaving day +2: HOW CAN ONE PERSON'S BODY BE MADE ENTIRELY OF INGROWN HAIRS

this is the only kind of slop i'll ever endorse

everyone seems to be responding positively to this and i hate to burst anyone's bubble, but i recently went to a Luddite festival in NYC and this is something organizers specifically warned about: don't let capitalists sell your hatred of capitalism back to you

it's WILD how yellow the sky is in MA right now. I'm proud of my decision to Stay Inside

suctioning a plastic coffee cup to my face to help me concentrate

Diarrhea Junction would be a good name for a small run-down western town

fcb stands for Foot Club Ball

you know what? fuck you! *scrapes off your mold lines*

quis custodiet ipsos custodes, paw patrol?

the country we know dies within these camps. anything short of their total destruction and the prosecution of their architects will doom us.

current mood: *I WAS SENT BY GOD TO BECOME THE HOTTEST WOMAN ON EARTH AND I WILL NEVER DIE*

not to bite and tell or anything but i've been up to some extremely gay shit

pov im about to bite you

girl WHAT

pov im about to bite you

are you not smitten

Lindsay Graham may have shit himself to death, but his legacy of being a loathsome earwig despised by all and completely alone in the world lives on.

AHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY HELL LINDSEY

call me a goalkeeper the way I'm using my hands inside the box

i hope the very large blond boy plays well today. i find him endearing. he looks like a character from an Asterix comic

helping trans magneto break out of prison by sneaking extra iron into her estrogen shot

"who up cranking they onion" rattling around in my head like a single bean in an enormous tin can

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@willow.meangirls.online !!!!!

‘drums…drums in the deep…’ gandalf mused with a soft drag on his pipe. just then, as if he’d summoned it, we all heard the sound. no…could it be? surely the goblins weren’t blasting the 2003 cut of Dopesmoker

"who up cranking they onion" rattling around in my head like a single bean in an enormous tin can

cast me in your movie 🔪

helping trans magneto break out of prison by sneaking extra iron into her estrogen shot

Godspeed You! Daniel Tiger

stripper named Uzi Briefcase

I have checked what the Japanese media are saying and there seem to be competing names for the man. Some are going with ゴミ箱伯爵 (Gomibako Hakushaku - Count Trashcan) whilst others are using the katakana that you have for foreign loan-words and opting for ビンフェイス伯爵 (Binfeisu Hakushaku).

christ almighty if i got one percent of one percent of that money i could probably figure out how to retire. why aren't i scamming the government??

radioactively cumming

now THIS is boymoding

this is a markéd improvement, good job!!!!

this took multiple takes

daily reminder to:

unfortunately I go hogwild for organ meats so as much as this disrespects Appalachian culture probably I would house some duck heart tacos with a skewer of tongue on the side

prison abolitionist except for ICE agents, we can put them in Moon Jail

holy shit, why doesn't Monster make energy drinks in the Capri Sun format????

getting someone to quit smoking by substituting their addiction with Capri Suns

trans women will put on a power suit and call it boymoding

a curse upon you: may the ingrown hairs upon your ass become as numberless as the stars

This will lead to students dying by suicide

I should call her

I wonder if bimbofication is downstream of everyone getting long covid

i have replied to 20 jobs/day today and every day since getting laid off in the middle of june. i have received two (2) responses. i am already so tired and my life is an emergency.

asking claude if i've suffered enough