Okay when are the teary videos of people convinced the rapture would happen gonna start rolling in? I’ll also accept some super delusional ones of idiots convincing themselves it’s still coming.

today in euphoria: i came out to the cute librarian and she was totally cool with it AND she has a trans roommate who is her best friend AND AND my chosen name is in the library database now

having r.a. salvatore kill off chewbacca was not the move, not because of the stakes or anything but because the writer was r.a. salvatore

shot day reminder! it’s the first day of fall so it’s time to break out the pumpkin spice cypionate!

I WOULD RATHER PUT A STINGING CATERPILLAR UP MY URETHRA

you gotta mention Ys by joanna newsom

i found the cure for autism it's called minding your fucking business

literally Link my balls

I WOULD RATHER PUT A STINGING CATERPILLAR UP MY URETHRA

i am in awe of this man's game

a key step in the process of ensouling a homunculus is lovingly singing to it

i cannot like this but only because it currently has 777 angel number of likes

i wish i had more things in common with sluts

disregulated? no, i'm *this* regulated *I spread my arms out wide to show you how regulated I am*

you call it a light tank and yet is it made of baryonic matter rather than photons... interesting

this is fantastic and also the doll-girl pervs are gonna froth at the MOUTH

common boston w

if the apocalypse happens today it shall be heralded by earth, wind, and fire

what if the crocodile tears were cathartic? then they'd be crocothartic tears

imagine hotboxing a dyson sphere tho

my dad is drinkposting on the american airlines subreddit, one of the dadliest things i've ever seen him do

what in the follow farming bullshit is this

Work in progress, hence the wet paint and shiny shine, but this will be a Tech-Guard for the Necromunda Mechanicus.

THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.

my unpopular opinion is miliput is SO MUCH EASIER to work with than green stuff, especially if you've ever worked with actual clay

fall allergies have turned my pronouns into they/phlegm

what in the follow farming bullshit is this

chat should i be worried about this

Of fucking COURSE

*delicately strapping on a q-tip* today we take your aural virginity

@unavaleable.bsky.social i have had this stupid ai generated sea shanty stuck in my head for a week and now i can only think that the displaced mariners of double victory would sing this as an ironic bit youtu.be/gotB5q-uqLk?...

"They will not expose or extract the tumors growing in the body politic because they are themselves a species of cancer, and they love their fellow clotted and malignant shadows on our collective X-Ray as they cannot love real human beings."

fuck making cigarettes that are good for you I want cigarettes that make you a girl

one of the all-time flavor experiences is brushing your teeth after drinking NyQuil™ cherry flavored cough syrup

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

it's been a few years since i heard anyone call anything poggers. i hope something in your life is poggers today <3

i am experiencing the same thing as a copywriter, where like half the jobs are either part-time contract or editing AI output

this website has like 3oz of juice left in it and gretchen is BASICALLY ALL OF IT

fuck making cigarettes that are good for you I want cigarettes that make you a girl

Hey all! I'd like to thank the world's media institutions, and of course the Bluesky mods, for being totally normal and proportional about a barely famous trans woman cracking wise about a Nazi's death.

both of themm!!! in my lap!!!!!!

The world needs a decent horror movie about parrots

if you don't go with D i mistrust you. like, that single wedge has indian, chinese, and japanese cuisine, plus whatever is going on in oceania. like, those are most of the world's Good Flavor

dreamed about a dentist who ripped off his patients so he could build extensive coastal fortifications

making the "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARGH" sound from Starcraft as i inject myself with a pen of Ozempic

when that boy gets out of prison he will have a world historic cult of personality

witnessed this reddit post where someone found a DICK STRETCHER at their WORK and like... men are the weaker sex