Mamdani’s New York is having the kind of run that you normally only see in a montage at the end of a Disney Channel movie

Excitebike: The Lost Levels. Brought to you by a Famicom programmer who’s only ever seen America through the lens of 80’s Japanese daytime TV programming.

PLACES/CTYLGHT.GIF

I’ve been singing this to myself as “Robert Mitchum eyes” for a while now.

a Hondavirus outbreak would never happen at Toyotathon, I tell you what

Are we supposed to say pray over leftovers? Like, "Lord, it's me again with this spaghetti..."

It’s pretty notable to me that the NASA feed talks about how the conquered the Wild West, and has a jingoistic tint they wouldn’t have done in the past. #Artemis

Happy Mario day!

*races to airport *hurdles through security *sees her at boarding gate *shouts her name *she turns and sees me *romantic music swells “I RAN OVER YOUR CAT”

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

This is so shameful. Real #olympic announcers like me are professionals that work hard to find proper uncanny valley phrasing that would feel almost right but still wrong in the announcing booth and the bedroom #japan #snowboarding

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall

I'm tired of living in the prologue to a sci-fi horror novel.

This reflective acrylic sheet shows how 1980s illustrators were able to trace real-life objects on the computer. Once it was aligned, it reflected whatever was in front of it over the monitor's display, allowing artists to trace it in a tool like MacPaint or MS Paint. Simple, low tech and effective.

This is a statement you’ve come to play ball.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social In DC for work today. Wanted to get a photo of this beautiful weather.

this is my emotional support u-haul truck filled with fertilizer

Leave that poor Performa out of this!

@thejazzemu.bsky.social Thank you for the romantic non-dinner/q&a experience. I say this in a very non-stalker way - should you ever find yourself in upstate New York you’ve got a place to stay with some vintage keys, synths, and other assorted toys.

This. 💔❤️🫂

New insult just dropped.

“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”

@katzish.bsky.social a few photos taken within 12 hours of my arrival in your fair city…

star trek but with muppets: thread

That’s a matinee right there! Which is your favorite?

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

@georgetakei.bsky.social it was such a pleasure meeting you last night. Your book made such an impression on my son, and my daughter is already a third of the way through reading it today. Wish we had more time to talk about the Japan connection, they were both born there. Thank you so much!

She’s out!! They have released Ozturk from ICE custody!

lmao

@watanabeani.bsky.social Listening to Akiko Yano and thinking of you. Hope you’re well.

MARK ZUCKERBERG: Emperor Augustus, I have come to meet you, as you are a major inspiration for my own empire in the distant future. CAESAR AUGUSTUS: (whispering to his advisors) The stretched-out child has the hair of a dog

20,000 in ruby red Utah on their feet, in community, and ready to organize for a better world. A better world is possible.

Not right now, Tim.

I live in PA and am represented by not just a republican but a January 6ther. I made it my goal to identify and recruit the person to run against him by the end of the year, and work relentlessly on that campaign (in my free time). Join me in your red district. Let's flip the fucking House.

This is why the internet exists.

Can’t be said enough.

so begins another week in this world

Hey @thejazzemu.bsky.social if I go see Stacey Ryan tomorrow should I get her to sign my grunky scripples face tattoo?

I mean if the FAA isn’t there to stop him…

Getting a lot of negative feedback on my new song “Hey Siri, Call 911”

It’s been an awful long time since I’ve seen a man less made for a moment than @SenSchumer.

Inject it right into my veins.