I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519

It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.

Children’s Games (detail), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1560, 📸 by @kgmadeit1

A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now.

Pausa de hidratación

Happy 4th of July to all my freedom loving friends!

Raccoon and fireworks 🧨 only in America.

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

Great moments in U.S. History.

Please rise if you are able youtube.com/watch?v=USlB...

Patriot Tears Up While Pretending Washington Monument Is His Penis

“Freedom” Bally, 1976.

Thomas Paine is my favorite founding father. He was famously abolitionist and one of the earliest voices to point out the hypocrisy of fighting for independence while keeping slaves. He also firmly believed that keeping any friendship which required compromising your morals made you a bad person.

"The foreign government hospital ship was in US territorial waters making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

"no girl u need to go to the hospital" should be on the US flag.

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

CABO VERDE LEADS 1-1

So I said “Bobby Lee, it sounds like you’re just feeding brigades to emplaced artillery” and then Longstreet started crying.

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them

Bat & Trashfish, the buddy comedy you didn’t know you needed

You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table & listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet, still & solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet. —Franz Kafka, who enjoys a birthday today

Dogshit! At The Philharmonic

New presidential library dropped

As a society there is no interest or drive to manage the causes of chronic homelessness - instead we make public spaces more and more hostile, willing an entire category of people to simply vanish

if you have your own physical media collection, you can do your own version of the Criterion Closet where you stand in your basement by yourself and saying "oh wow, In the Mood for Love, what a film" to absolutely no one

You will not guess who this is referring to

Hydration break #EngDRC

Just like Jesus Christ, famous hater of the poor

RIP Miles Davis you would have loved targeted instagram ads for the Miles Davis One Cool Cat™️ onesie

Justice Jackson

Germany running into the Netherlands at the airport

OBAMACARE ENROLLEE: ahahaha I have decided to scam the government by paying thousands upon thousands to an insurance company and receiving nothing in return. But will Dr. Pillhawker see through my evil plans?

Germany-Paraguay penalties was absolute cinema. Impossible not to get sucked into the emotion of World Cup matches during the biggest moments.

Just left the great American state fair where I watched Michael Knowles debate a ten year old girl about the Salem witch trials in front of DOZENS of people

Checking in on MAHA day at the American State Fair. Managed to get pretty close to the stage

Commentary just referred to the Dutch as being in “the corridor of doubt” which is beautifully existential.

Dans Sullivan will increase until morale improves.

This Netherlands v Morocco game:

This Netherlands vs Morocco match is brutal. It’s got “last man standing wins” vibes.

Dua Lipa for director of library services at the BPL

I was a much younger hairless ape the last time Germany went home on penalty kicks. 🇵🇾

what a relatable character. I wonder what other ideas he has?