I wonder if there's some specific number of murders Chuck needs to see before he'll say abolish

"A fellow detainee says he witnessed Geraldo Lunas Campos being choked to death by guards at an ICE detention center in Texas on Jan. 3."

we have a problem wherein "clearly saying what the issue is" is beyond our national elected. fuck it. former NYC comptroller brad lander for president. everyone jacked off to "mayor pete" we can crank it to "comptroller brad"

Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now. If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.

You're hearing people say it, "Woke 2 is here" and you're hearing it more and more

Scott Adams the man is gone, but the idea of the man, the thing he stood for above all others, is alive. Anywhere someone is fucking up their successful professional lives not due to middling talent or performance but entirely because of their awful personality and beliefs, Scott is there, too.

They lie about their jobs because they know their jobs are reviled by the public. They know they’re hated—that people will think less of them if they know they work for ICE—and it bothers them. Which is good for everyone to remember. They’re ashamed. They’re miserable. They’re LOSERS. Remind them.

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

Thinking about the unassailably cunty venusaur that @craftyconsumer.bsky.social showed me this night

watched the latest video and if that level of shittalking justifies multiple gunshots then your average tball game would have a death toll in the dozens

"bread, one of the most important developments in the history of human society and a universal metaphor for basic survival, actually is an example of modern decadence" whatever man just put the fries in the bag

this guy is a fucking hero

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

i have wondered what would happen when they started shooting white women dead in the streets and i guess we're about to find out

This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

oh I see so they actually murdered her in multiple different ways, pretty cool

one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

Liberals constantly say they’ll vote for 99% Hitler as a “lesser evil” yet in a situation where Maduro is a “lesser evil” to the alternative they prefer the 100% Hitler option

Current mood

This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it

It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk

so when do @perfett.bsky.social and I get our royalties on these

The idea that any of our current rich misers would have a change of heart is frankly more unrealistic than three GHOSTS visiting in one night.

Remember the 1920s when nobody was left-handed

Global TV is a low-effort conservative-leaning private network, and this wasn’t “treachery” this was “it was the weekend before Christmas and they just broadcast the episode that was sent to them digitally by CBS on Friday”, no one in the office on the weekend even if CBS tried to warn them

I never once have had to do this, literally 0 times in my life

wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life

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this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt

The collective delusion here is useful in that it has provoked conservatives to dispense with decades of bootstrap rhetoric and reveal what they would say if they thought black people were people, that is to say, if these things were happening to them

in fairness to the regime, murders are very hard to solve unless someone calls you and tells you who the murderer is. there's still time for someone to call them and tell who the murderer is. trust the process

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core

if Trump reschedules pot and all of America becomes California Circa 2013 in terms of medical weed i will call this the greatest own goal in the history of Democratic Politics

so insanely fucking real for this

If you went up to a trained musician and said 'you should write a sad song about birds flying south for the winter' and then they made it would you think you made it? Apparently, for like 10% of the population, yeah, they would want credit.

I can tell I screamed a tad too much at the game because I'm talking like 3 octaves south of my normal speaking voice lol

More to be done but man I'm going to be riding this high for a while. Something I genuinely thought I would never see

POWERRRRRRRRRR

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, prolific actor known for his roles in “Mortal Kombat,” “Last Emperor” and “Man In The High Castle,” has died at 75

sun rise? yeah, I sure hope it does!

how can we pretend that all cultures are of equal value when we have a culture that produced this sniveling dweeb

broke: Head coached by a former qb who was known for scheme and execution woke: Head coached by a former qb who was known for being a large man who would beat you to death with hammers