haven't slept a full eight hours in two months

old lady still exists, posts picture on internet

by far the most Appalachian thing I learned when I was gone from this place for a month is that my grandfather was a Baptist preacher nicknamed Peanut and looked a little like Barack Obama

Lexington self-promoting because they were too bitchmade to handle a game of proper footy

every single ad for governor in Tennessee is just the same ad over and over again. yep, I bet you do deport illegals, yep I bet you're tough like Trump, yep you don't like trans people, yep your opponent is antifa. literal audiovisual pollution

she pausa on my hydracion

not too late to have the final at the Rose Bowl

on the bright side, climate change will probably kill us all quick enough to where I don't need to think about getting an orchi

excited for Peanut Football Manager 26

forget tgirl baseball when are we putting on pads and getting a live Oklahoma drill going

need to ask a bunch of conferences why they've gone to a black box rating system as their tiebreaker of last resort

finally gave in and clicked on one of those "Best college football games of the 2010s" compilations and the first result was 2011 LSU-Bama followed by,,,,2011 Pitt-Iowa brother

I actually will enjoy those post 8 am sunrises

I'd be very good at being dead, I have to admit

I have gotten food poisoning eating at Burger King and Little Caesar's before but never Taco Bell. honestly you could do a whole lot worse in terms of food safety

have to say I thought I was dogshit at FM. I still am, but for some reason I got the Seattle Reign playing like 2002 Brazil with my insane 4-2-4/4-2-3-1 setup

if I could build a time machine I would send 80 percent of this website back to 2003

unfortunately auntie katie does not have it still with the keep ups but she can still dribble a soccer ball a little bit and hit some strong passes

still probably wasn't as rough as the landing

cbt (cock and ball torture) and dbt (dumb bitch torture) and ifs (irritated fuck syndrome) and electroshock therapy (electroshock)

"Build academies like they do abroad!" Where they make mincemeat of thousands of human lives to produce a few good soccer players? The American system needs work, but copying global practices cannot be the solution. Also in here: thinkoutsidetheball.substack.com/p/world-cup-...

sometimes I like to go through my old imgur folder and randomly find a team I built for FIFA 12 career mode. great team if you love pace whoring

girl who looks at taking up soccer in her mid 30s because she needs competition in her life again and it's one of the few co-ed sports you can do in most places

there was a guy on the other site that said something to the effect of "wasn't AI supposed to revolutionize learning? why can't I learn a new language in a month?" and I've never seen someone so close to getting it and yet so far away

the last two nights I've eaten mac and cheese and hushpuppies for dinner and that's probably why my tummy feels like one of those rafts you pull the cord to inflate

I would be threatening to fight the ref in the parking lot if I were Egypt's coach ngl

they got a team full of senior citizens trying to car wreck themselves into making this a tie ball game

ball don't lie

Katie agenda on abolishing instant replay in all sports is on a generational run this WC

the USMNT ain't got guys who want to turn someone's shins into paste. that's what those 2000s teams had with far lesser talent; guys who were willing to look at Alessandro Del Piero and think about how pretty he would look as mulch after 90 minutes

them Belgians had the United States looking like my mental health the past month

my entire existence would be used as a reason to never transition if anyone ever actually learned how bad it is

these articles are really funny to me because I saw them written 10 years ago and look what happened in that intervening 10 year period. in 2036 they'll be writing about gen alpha socialism and its maximal demand will be tax cuts for small businesses in poor neighborhoods

I do think it is kind of a lunacy to draw the line at "we want you to get sponsorship money, but we *don't* want you to get it from us"

if it's a dumb browser game? sure. if it's coding an entire infrastructure or website which has to keep user information? well, kill me now I suppose

great Here's Justin Jefferson And Justin Herbert...Ooops You Rolled The Titans For Your Defense simulator

really funny that I had zero idea this was happening until just now. even funnier that it seems to have been an initiative from the state and the city of Rio De Janiero, which does seem a bit like an undershoot from Rio as a tourist destination tbh

didn't know Chattanooga was somewhere around Alpharetta; I'll have to account for that next time I go down that way

had a dream the US switched to Latin as its official language and somehow reverted back to 1987 in terms of technology. somehow this was less disorienting than seeing the news each day for the last decade has been

we should have elections like the UK does where every candidate has to stand on their little podium and gets jeered if they lose

never complaining about Oregon plates driving like shit again next time I'm up there

I won

not sure if I'm invoking Discourse here or not but I did drop my Knicks fandom after the whole story about the Knicks spying on a trans woman because she was trans came out. won't come back until Dolan sells the team

what's next, he insults high school football? maybe he could take a shot at Wemby after that? then he could make trash can jokes about the Astros

the Titans probably misinterpreted it as having pride in themselves

babes, we don't have to talk about The Atlantic piece about the Dems and sports, we can simply talk about how the Seattle Mariners have won seven in a row instead

trans women after their first month on spiro

can't wait until the NBA realizes those ugly ass Michelob Ultra ads are preventing good baseline designs like we used to have

IndyCar pls bring back Cleveland Burke Airport it would be so funny

sometimes I think I've fallen out of love with football until I hear "Ace Left Nasty 23 Stick" in a shitty UFL game and automatically know the protection and formation adjustment