not sure I've been so checked out for a college football season before in my whole life and this includes when Derek Dooley was coaching my stupid football team

you can be a "liberal" justice and deny people food, and people will still call you that afterwards like you didn't just consign the needs of the people to civil procedure

these tacky things legitimately need to go the way of the dodo

respect to the old farmer's almanac for waiting 208 years to have a successful packwatch. from one hater to another, that's real hating right there.

two contrasting thoughts in my head every time i hear about one of these: one: how bad is our mental health and treatment system if people end up going to this? (i already know the answer to that) two: we don't just need guardrails, we need to put large-scale LLMs in the trash for good

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a country where soccer fans are generally squishy libs by nature combined with a manic security state that keeps trying to deport people for traffic tickets will definitely turn out well (FIFA doesn't care, the money is good no matter what)

in a turn of events only my followers care about; you ever realize midway through a logo idea that you accidentally found the zohran for new york campaign font

this is b/c transphobia is a brain-melting cognitohazard. it's v. important to understand this. once you go down this path you cannot shut the fuck up about it, whether you're a republican reactionary or a beltway centrist, to the point where it resembles any other kind of net-induced cybersickness

transition team of five women would also accurately describe most of my friends at this point

highly recommend dating someone smarter and prettier than you if you're into that sort of thing

California going 52-0 and Virginia going 10-1 if they gut the VRA is what we like to call a Pro Gamer Move

I don't talk about my religious beliefs too much, but I do recall a minister they sent to my room when I was in the hospital telling me to "accept Jesus" when I mentioned I was reading the Tanakh, and that's kind of being a Jew in the south, so I would recommend against relocation tbh

not sure how I feel about guys younger than me getting elected mayor of major metros but we ball anyways

Zohran's in his bag lmao this rocks

genuinely I hope this man ends up in Congress at some point

add "can recognize songs from middle school at a campaign event" to this (Mamdani's campaign is playing Nina Sky rn)

the great thing about politics is that you can hear "at 34 he's literally a child. he's still teething"

will never forget this ad. it was one of the sweetest things I've ever seen a political campaign do, and I am a cold-hearted woman a lot of times

hyper-local bit: the Gay Street bridge is never getting repaired ever again lol. on the other hand, having a 125+ year old pedestrian-only bridge is perhaps the most European thing Knoxville will ever have

finally, us Middle Millennials have won something substantial

the only state where Actually Existing CIAism can win

It’s amazing how everyone who has ever had an article written about them being a sexual predator is universally against a guy whose politics can be summed up as “everyone matters”

the last great monoculture is sports and it's worth all the care we put into it

they're saying a Rick Barnes-coached team goes cold from the field, chat

this is what every baseball commentary team sounds like to me when I take my anxiety meds

every skippable ad is now 90+ seconds, so no putting on nice music and going to bed

in the South (hell, anywhere really) the refrain "I stopped caring after Dale died" is something you hear a lot. what they actually mean is that they tuned out sometime in the 2000s when it became clear the trend was to goofy bullshit instead of racing

when he said he was gonna have the policies of William McKinley, I did not think he meant it in this literal of a sense

the sheer amount of AI everywhere is going to cause me to have an actual psychotic break at some point

grave coaching malpractice. he was getting beat to hell before then and there is no chance to come back to win

there is a little truth in "you look good, you feel good, you play good" except if you're the Commanders I guess

I see that I had the misfortune of taking a Sunday nap and missed the first half

gigantic farce of a racing series lol

william byron playing the role of a liberty-brained nicholas latifi

the other thing i would like to point out as someone who has lived in poverty for a decent chunk of my life: sometimes the "junk food" is actually the cheapest and most cost-effective option available. if you get a store-brand frozen pizza for $5; that's $2.50 a meal if you're feeding two

the world is in ruins after 1,000 years of war, people live a backwards and broken life of sheer terror; post with y/h cross on a play action is still the most viable method to attack down field

every time I watch NASCAR it's like 15 little things that drive me bonkers. the number placement still bothers me, the stage racing means there's no way to separate yourself from anyone else, the championship format is fake, the racing itself is terrible

I've become an extreme boomer but it's about defensive backs throwing their shoulder into the ball-carrier instead of actually wrapping up

if they *don't* go 1-16, I'll be shocked

they really said "oh, you think we're evil? have you considered we're even more evil than that?"

extremely wild but entirely true sentence: i am three hops away from donald trump with two of those vectors being hulk hogan and ted koppel

you know how when you go into a barnes and noble there's an entire little section of books (mostly about hockey) devoted to what should be ao3 fics and you feel that little instinctive revulsion that someone used paper to print this on? yeah that's how i feel about 99% of musicals made after 1970

i do wish he would've retired last year, but you can't fault the legend for wanting to drive for the prancing horse

my first season as a true blue baseball fan has taught me that it is the closest sport in terms of actually meeting God and finding out He is as savage and uncaring as the world around the diamond

damn that must really suck to lose in the last few innings of a game seven, that's so tough, you just hate to see it, I mean they were right there and just couldn't close the door

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don't know how many bad sports nights where people i hate celebrate i got in me, i'll be honest

yeah i'm out on heupel again this is dumb