This is cold open for finding out in like eight months about another Trump grift. Like Eric is trading government cheese for crypto on a commodity exchange or some shit.

White supremacist ideology

Mine would be 3/5 overlap with @sethdmichaels.bsky.social, but to avoid that: When Doves Cry Sexy MF I would die 4 U Purple Rain Sign O’ the Times

JAMAL FUCKIN MURRAY

It’s the entire premise of Baldwin’s “The Fire Next Time.” “God gave Noah the rainbow sign No more water The fire next time”

Hell yeah, all those fans who paid to see Tony Brothers tonight are getting their money’s worth!

“We will fold our convictions and stuff them in a pocket where no one can see them” is actually really on the nose.

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Adam Silver should issue a fine over this.

Imagine being so unpopular and evil that you have to drop this amount of money and invent new forms of ratfucking so you can beat a 27-year-old who regularly wears a Snorlax onesie to bed.

Hell yeah, all those fans who paid to see Tony Brothers tonight are getting their money’s worth!

Straight-up Nazi rhetoric:

I will never forgive these assholes for making me repeatedly agree with Rand Paul 🤦🏻‍♂️

Years and years of "what is a woman" discourse only to settle on a definition that includes 15-year-olds.

From the Journal of Completely Expected Outcomes

Why is Tim hardaway Jr not talked about as a 6MoY candidate?

FWIW, JD lives across the street from the Cardinal The Vatican embassy is directly across Mass Ave from the naval observatory entrance Also ex-communicate this fucker already

I am a little surprised that Trump ended up fighting for congestion pricing for the Strait of Hormuz.

Oman

Shouts to Oman.

If we weren’t staring down a nuclear holocaust largely unrelated to this particular thing, it would be so harrowing and gobsmacking. A sitting VP going to another country to campaign for an oppressive leader in explicitly Christian nationalist terms.

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

We have a deranged child molester running our country, and he’s threatening a nuclear war that could kill us all. Not even an exaggeration. This needs to stop immediately. We’ve got to get this guy out. Now.

Christian sectarian hostilities are rising in the West. Will the fiery rhetoric by dueling religious leaders inspire followers to once again engage in bloody clashes?

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

Full stop, no hesitation, total certainty: OR-FUCKING-LANDO, fucking FLORIDA.

Do they keep calling this an MVP match up because jokic and Wemby have 3 between them?

Cam’s game coming on at just the right time.

There will soon be a day when Big Vic is the best basketball player on earth. But not today.

People don’t wanna put two and two together with what he did to usaid and him putting up those maps of global birthrates and saying white people are being replaced

It's the colonizer energy. I cannot imagine converting to a religion (even if it wasn't at the behest of Peter "I love the book of revelations" Thiel) and 5 years later writing a memoir about it. FIVE YEARS IS NOTHING

This guy is fuckin unbelievable

I love NASA.

NASA is honestly one of the greatest things humans have ever created, the stuff of math and dreams

Don’t worry, Schumer will find a way to read something else into it.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

This is literally why the CA-GOV GE is going to be two republicans.

I 100% concur with this.

Laid off today. I’ll be okay, appreciate any leads, thanks! www.linkedin.com/in/richard-a...

There’s going to be a lot of “Doc Rivers isn’t one of the best NBA coaches of all time” discourse. You should use the opportunity to easily identify people with unserious opinions.

Ive long since migrated to the Nats but these alts are flooding my veins with childhood nostalgia!

"Trump says Strait of Hormuz in the world's problem: "Transition to the petroyuan!"

You can’t quote silence.

Adam Silver can't be happy about that valuation!

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

"J-pilled" means "skeptical of Israeli influence" the same way that "arbeit macht frei" means "a preference for including work requirements in certain types of housing programs."

"Israel" doesn't start with a J.