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Suburban councilman. Trade unionist. John Brown enthusiast. Diasporic southerner.
This is cold open for finding out in like eight months about another Trump grift. Like Eric is trading government cheese for crypto on a commodity exchange or some shit.
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Aaron Sojourner
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White supremacist ideology
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Mine would be 3/5 overlap with
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, but to avoid that: When Doves Cry Sexy MF I would die 4 U Purple Rain Sign O’ the Times
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Leif Malone
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It’s the entire premise of Baldwin’s “The Fire Next Time.” “God gave Noah the rainbow sign No more water The fire next time”
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Hell yeah, all those fans who paid to see Tony Brothers tonight are getting their money’s worth!
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“We will fold our convictions and stuff them in a pocket where no one can see them” is actually really on the nose.
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🌈 🌈 🌈
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Adam Silver should issue a fine over this.
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Kat Abughazaleh
7 days ago
Imagine being so unpopular and evil that you have to drop this amount of money and invent new forms of ratfucking so you can beat a 27-year-old who regularly wears a Snorlax onesie to bed.
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Hell yeah, all those fans who paid to see Tony Brothers tonight are getting their money’s worth!
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Leah McElrath
8 days ago
Straight-up Nazi rhetoric:
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS
8 days ago
I will never forgive these assholes for making me repeatedly agree with Rand Paul 🤦🏻♂️
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Matthew Gertz
12 days ago
Years and years of "what is a woman" discourse only to settle on a definition that includes 15-year-olds.
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From the Journal of Completely Expected Outcomes
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Why is Tim hardaway Jr not talked about as a 6MoY candidate?
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Joe Sudbay
14 days ago
FWIW, JD lives across the street from the Cardinal The Vatican embassy is directly across Mass Ave from the naval observatory entrance Also ex-communicate this fucker already
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David Waldman
23 days ago
I am a little surprised that Trump ended up fighting for congestion pricing for the Strait of Hormuz.
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Ben
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Jason Concepcion
15 days ago
Shouts to Oman.
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Matt Trueblood
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If we weren’t staring down a nuclear holocaust largely unrelated to this particular thing, it would be so harrowing and gobsmacking. A sitting VP going to another country to campaign for an oppressive leader in explicitly Christian nationalist terms.
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Sky Marchini
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in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive
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Evans Clinchy
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We have a deranged child molester running our country, and he’s threatening a nuclear war that could kill us all. Not even an exaggeration. This needs to stop immediately. We’ve got to get this guy out. Now.
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ApocalypticaNow
17 days ago
Christian sectarian hostilities are rising in the West. Will the fiery rhetoric by dueling religious leaders inspire followers to once again engage in bloody clashes?
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Parker Molloy
17 days ago
The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc:
@dennycarter.bsky.social
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Full stop, no hesitation, total certainty: OR-FUCKING-LANDO, fucking FLORIDA.
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Do they keep calling this an MVP match up because jokic and Wemby have 3 between them?
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Cam’s game coming on at just the right time.
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There will soon be a day when Big Vic is the best basketball player on earth. But not today.
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Adam Serwer
18 days ago
People don’t wanna put two and two together with what he did to usaid and him putting up those maps of global birthrates and saying white people are being replaced
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
19 days ago
It's the colonizer energy. I cannot imagine converting to a religion (even if it wasn't at the behest of Peter "I love the book of revelations" Thiel) and 5 years later writing a memoir about it. FIVE YEARS IS NOTHING
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BRENT CRUDE
19 days ago
This guy is fuckin unbelievable
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I love NASA.
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Bruce Arthur
21 days ago
NASA is honestly one of the greatest things humans have ever created, the stuff of math and dreams
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Don’t worry, Schumer will find a way to read something else into it.
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Indefinitely Extended Hat
21 days ago
Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.
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This is literally why the CA-GOV GE is going to be two republicans.
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Chris Geidner
22 days ago
I 100% concur with this.
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Laid off today. I’ll be okay, appreciate any leads, thanks!
www.linkedin.com/in/richard-a...
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There’s going to be a lot of “Doc Rivers isn’t one of the best NBA coaches of all time” discourse. You should use the opportunity to easily identify people with unserious opinions.
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Ive long since migrated to the Nats but these alts are flooding my veins with childhood nostalgia!
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"Trump says Strait of Hormuz in the world's problem: "Transition to the petroyuan!"
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Trump says Strait of Hormuz is the world’s problem: ‘Go get your own oil!’
NATO partners, including the European Union, have largely refused to help secure the strait.
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/31/trump-strait-of-hormuz-oil-prices-00851611
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Adam Weinstein
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You can’t quote silence.
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Adam Silver can't be happy about that valuation!
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cait (and adonis)
24 days ago
imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol
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Ned Resnikoff
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"J-pilled" means "skeptical of Israeli influence" the same way that "arbeit macht frei" means "a preference for including work requirements in certain types of housing programs."
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Matthew Gertz
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"Israel" doesn't start with a J.
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