This is literally how Talladega Nights begins

On top of all the reporting that this war of aggression was planned well in advance, it seems that the reporting also indicates that the US political leadership are quite literally too stupid to understand basic diplomacy. I mean literally not smart enough.

I don't believe it because I'm a doomer. Make me the asshole, Dems. Make me wrong. Please.

developed democracies are balkanising into 'internet fascist' & 'progressive liberal' teams nobody wants reactionary centrism

Also Michigan football

Here’s a list of Democrats who shouldn’t be US Senators:

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This was peak cell phone technology and it’s been downhill since

Erica Kirk is in the gallery, just a couple seats down from Usha Vance with an empty seat between them. Wildest thing I’ve seen in my life. Three of the VP’s lovers sitting together at the SOTU.

Yall know they took the under on Kalshi and he’s not going 3 hours right? They just said that to juice the line.

2019

White House realizing they can stop doing Nazi stuff

Have these motherfuckers never seen Terminator?

Famously reigned in the presidency by making it legal for the president to commit crimes.

FUN FACT! Stock buybacks were illegal until 1982!

lol what a bunch of bitches

Not sure I ever would have a reason to fly into palm beach but I damn sure won’t be landing there now.

hey man, Josh Pate here, just wanted you to know I am total ass

PSA: if you had plans to take the Red Line this evening, you should pursue an alternate course of action.

The Bastille thing sounds like a good start ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Guy is held together like a jalopy.

Jail

So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.

BY A LITERAL KING!

this is an absolutely infuriating angle to take in this situation. why is it on the union to find creative solutions to ownership problems, exactly? why is it on the union to save owners from themselves when it comes to sacrificing games?

All evidences suggests that "getting into Twitter nonsense" is absolutely one of the top things in this world that Kevin Durant is here to do.

Tell me you haven't read a book without telling me you haven't read a book.

SeeBS

Sinn Fein with more courage than Congressional Democrats.

I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.

Yall ever noticed there isn’t one soldier who served under Hegseth in uniform out here saying so much as “yeah he didn’t suck shit at all, just okay basically”?

Brown hoodie is doing politics the right way

I really hope Stephen A. runs for POTUS. That is going to be one enjoyable faceplant to watch.

Worth noting, the video in question is a watered down version of the training on lawful orders every single servicemember receives. At least when I was a Soldier, the training wasn't that you have a "right" to disobey unlawful orders. It was that you have a RESPONSIBILITY and OBLIGATION to do so.

Technically, by Olympic rules, 32-man would qualify as a Robertsled.

Kyrsten Sinema 😞

RonJon is the LeBron James of "make a bad thing dumber." Just an all-time elite performer in terms of consistency and longevity. Enjoy this level of greatness, you may never see it again.

I'm not believing this until I hear from people in the streets of MN and neither should you

Feels like when I tell my doctor "I legitimately have a couple beers while watching football. I'm not going through the whole 12 pack in a weekend."

An AP review of crimes committed by ICE agents shows how their powers can be abused: One official admitted he repeatedly sexually abused a woman in his custody. Another is charged with taking bribes to remove detention orders on people targeted for deportation.

CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"