Bama WR hit the M. Bison spin

🙏🏻

I’ll drive him to Ann Arbor myself.

The Boz shut da hell up.and make your homer pick

Or as real heads call it, “football.”

Roll Tide Yall

Riley Moss, your time is now.

Here is Democratic Senator Mark Kelly (who the White House is currently threatening to hang), among other Senate Democrats, voting to confirm an Elon Musk ally to run NASA. These people are impossible to take seriously.

The White House doesn't care because they know you and your colleagues won't do shit. They know that no matter how many laws they break, Senate Democrats will still confirm Trump judges and political appointees, while advancing the administration's nearly trillion-dollar defense budget.

Ugh, this is also my mom. Some of yall need to MYOB.

Hot take: Who cares? I'm extremely confident that anyone who pays attention to Dem politics could tell you exactly what's in the report without reading it.

I guarantee some club on Bragg Blvd is going to offer a $1776 bottle package

Congratulations to the exotic dance industry in Fayetteville, North Carolina on the $1,776 "warrior dividend"

This guy look like he’s receiving a lot of gender affirming care.

My man must really love his South Park character

HOLY SHIT LFG @mattortega.com!

Correct.

I'd like to congratulate Nico Harrison for leaving a toxic work environment and tearing it down on his way out

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

Aside from greatness

This has to be one of the greatest runs any director has ever experienced.

Army-Navy is so perfect. Forget the patriotism and pageantry, every play is just football in its purest, uncut form.

Fact check: Navy uniforms, on and off the field, are always stupid.

GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY! FUCK TRUMP!

So bizarre as an adult learning that Last Action Hero was critically panned. We couldn’t afford to go to the movies usually, but a friend invited me to come with his family and that movie is one of the strongest feelings of childhood wonder I can remember.

Proved them wrong by leading his team to the the CheezIt Bowl

Good to know that David Frum is always on the wrong side

Bryce Harper calling TJ for a referral

a fairly important concomitant of fascism is a class of mewling centrist collaborators

These rich fucks are so out of touch and insulated they don’t realize the system they are warning us about is the one we already have.

And our SMART union brother Kilmar is free. A huge day for the labor movement.

ActBlue Jail: a public record of holding bad fundraising actors to account www.abjail.org

*taps sign*

I need more unfounded Kalen DeBoer rumors please.

Calibri is Black, confirmed

Time is owned by Marc Benioff, the CEO of Salesforce, which is currently trying to sell its AI tool to ICE in order to triple their recruitment. just a thing I think about sometimes while I’m at work, implementing his product for nonprofits.

When you hire a white man because they’re a white man that’s not identity politics. Identity politics is when you get hired and you’re not a white man. The anti wokeness hysteria was always a backlash to integration of white collar jobs bsky.app/profile/jami...

If you work at the post you should quit.

If this all ends up with Cignetti, Lanning, or Ryans in Tuscaloosa it will be the most successful Alabama season since 2020.

If anyone posits that Lane Kiffin could return to Tuscaloosa for anything other than the visitors locker room, they’re telling you they’re not a serious person and you can ignore them.

Call me Greg Byrne! I’ve been preparing for this moment for months and am here to advise!

$10 blackjack tables in the evening at Park MGM last week.

People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!