My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings

I have a very bad feeling about this...

Um. I’m all right, mate, thanks.

We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...

and I feel fine

I'll never admit that I'm still the one who keeps stopping my wife's 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman' CD, because I've got pausable Shaniability. #LunchPun

@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social @pierrenovellie.bsky.social They've not taken your altered lyrics well, Glenn #budpod

thanks

The piss tank on the ISS is now 48% full.

Oh I say!

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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

Don't call them trouser snakes, try:

It comes to something when you can’t park a double decker bus on your drive to kit it out as a café without the neighbours sticking their noses in.

[Library] - I'd like to borrow the biography of the man who discovered electromagnetic induction. - Faraday? - I was thinking more like a fortnight.

I know this isn't the point. But Liverpool has great museums and galleries, superb nightlife for all tastes, two awesome cathedrals, an attractive docklands, rich musical and footballing heritage, and a boycott of the Sun. If you believe it's a shithole, you're both intellectually lazy and wrong.

Here's a photo of them planning the caper.

this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created

The weather forecast for much of the UK today 🌞 #thefastshow #scorchio #heatwave

The league goes to LFC today, in all likelihood, and it’s well-deserved and shouldn’t be devalued by anyone. Winning the PL is a rare, difficult accomplishment: we should know. It takes quality, good fortune - and it doesn’t matter in what proportions. When you win it you deserve all the plaudits.

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Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.

Man Modifies Cybertruck To Make It Look Less Embarrassing

“Oh my GOD the cast we’ve assembled for this film! Peter Gallagher! John Lithgow! Frances McDormand! Top shelf! We need a title that befits their level of respect!” “Don’t worry, it’s covered.”

One of the greatest opening scenes in any movie - so many who saw this in 1946 would have lost loved ones - a brilliant script and superb performances and everything else m.youtube.com/watch?v=u9v5...

"Under weaknesses, you've put 'Accidentally stopped the fight against Ebola'?"

Not what I meant

‘Cybertruck Man’ a cartoon in defiance of Musk #political #cartoonist #cybertruck #elon #musk #democracy #tiananmen

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July 2024: Five UK climate protesters jailed for conspiracy to block major road February 2025:

"Trump has dementia." "Elon has autism." "Kanye is bi-polar." Stop blaming their Nazi shit on mental conditions. Stop making excuses for them. They're just really shitty people.

“Erling Haaland, stay humble you c*nt” is my favourite chant of all time.

I’m really not crazy about Twitter’s new logo.

This currently has 34k views but it's absolutely tremendous. Treat yourself and RT youtu.be/-J5TjkS82QA?...

If a man can’t give a Nazi salute at a party for a racist convicted fraudster and proven sex offender, then what kind of sick world are we living in, I ask you.

Sorry I'm not dumb enough to believe in "wind." The air doesn't just move sometimes for no reason. Ask yourself who profits from this

Dick Dastardly's dog wasn't well so he borrowed another one. It wasn't *exactly* the same, but it was a proxy Muttley.

SIMPLY HAVING A

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES

Take me down To the paradox city Where the girls are pretty And the girls aren't pretty

he was quite famously cancelled of course

what’s made of brass and sounds like tom jones trombones

Sparkling water

We see it so often that I think we can state this as a general rule: Those who most loudly proclaim their patriotism will, given the time and opportunity, harm their own nations as surely as any foreign adversary.

what’s whitney houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EYEEEE