ANXIETY 🎵🎵🎵 (To the tune of that song from Into the Woods)

always fun when nikita just goes online and posts "of course the haters were exactly right about why twitter feels like sticking your head in a blender" xcancel.com/nikitabier/s...

“You don't fight fascism because you are going to win, you fight fascism because it is fascism.” Jean-Paul Sartre

He should spend less time dehydrating himself and more time teaching someone on his team how to catch a punt Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

A cigarette is a unit of time

Quick heads up, Bastille day is in a couple of weeks.

Thursday* i will never delete

Kyiv circumvents air defences to target oil supplies, power stations, convoys and bridges, starving Russian front line.

someone pointed out that the disproportionate response to democratic socialists popping up vs republicans’ blasé response to the mainstream dems these last few decades really punctuates the implication that they’re actually worried for once. that dem-repub ratchet they rely on is about to break.

Socialism is...

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

Is it not extremely obvious to everyone that the reflecting pool nonsense is where Trump is comfortable and he's pushing all of his attention onto that to avoid attention being paid to where he is uncomfortable...having gotten us into a war that he immediately lost?

Habitual lying is the culture of the Republican Party. Even the most absurd, preposterous lies are pushed daily to gullible rubes.

Overhearing people casually chatting about the World Cup in terms other than headlines and vauge observations

His transformation into the Disney Hall of Presidents Trump robot is nearly complete

The American press looks even worse than normal when you see literally any alternative. The panelists on The View aren’t even good interviewers, but they easily made JD Vance worse than in any other interview since the 2024 campaign. It’s such an indictment on establishment media.

I'm not sure I understand the final goal being played at, but Macron is very clearly trying to ballroommog our president.

As deal is agreed with US, not all in Iran are convinced that peace is here https://aje.news/l9texz

You do not have to talk to the police. You do not have to go to a police station. Don’t do those things voluntarily.

You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says. But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."

when I got laid off from Vice, I later found out that members of the c-suite had awarded themselves bonuses that were higher than my annual salary. I hope that answers your question.

I’m fascinated by all those who quote from these documents not as if they’re scripture, but as if they’re spell books. Like you can just post an incantation and summon the spirit of exclusionary enslavers who would, what, come to save you?

haha we all are enjoying being in group chats and having friends we’re all having a great time here

Important to remember that the legal profession will never take the lead on Supreme Court reform. Its leaders have too much invested in the notion that the Court is fundamentally Good and Right, and that solving for the real-world consequences of its worst decisions is someone else’s problem.

“I hate group chats” whoa everybody look at this cool guy over here. look how fucking cool this guy is save some pussy for the rest of us dude

Ken Paxton freed a man who raped a boy for 3 years, reducing his sentence from 6 years to 1 day. He also doesn't have to register as a sex offender. The reason: the perp is Paxton's college roommate and a loyal and active MAGA Republican.

i mean look, he's actually the best president to be doing this 250 shit because this is what we are and deserve. same with his big dumb arch next to arlington, this is what the united states deserves, to be seen as a materialistic, venal, declining empire

be crime do gays

Gross and indignan

this article is circulating with a COMPLETELY bullshit framing and clickbait lie about it, the "ai cybersecurity" firm is actually training AGAINST AI and the conan series is about helping people spot deepfakes and other gen-ai material, beginning with the famous robert smigel video mouth sketches

Here I go again on my phone

I regret to inform my haters that the cell phone box I've had for 6 years finally came in handy today (I needed the IMEI for a class action lawsuit and it was on a sticker on the box!!!)

A simplier time...

Its a noize band you wish you were cool enough to get through an entire song of, but cant

I remember when security was confiscating plastic water bottle caps at the gate of outdoor shows... due to the hucking

This sentence in David Milch’s memoir stopped me in my tracks.

SpaceX shares are expected to explode on IPO launch.

Saying the quite part out loud

Asked an uber driver to divert from the map bc of construction, once a million years ago. Reluctantly, he obliged, and we whipped to my destination in mere minutes. And he was mad about it?!?!

he’s gotta be sober now. only sober people crow about the glory days of their crack habit like this

This quote made the rounds a decade ago and it's equally true today.

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