We are only slowing the rate of heavenly acceleration towards these tipping points and once we hit them there's no putting them back in the box

finna be cinnamon crimp bred

Rabbits show dominance by demanding to be groomed, while cats show dominance by grooming the other. A perfect relationship

They privatized ICE for profit. 70%-75% of the ICE prisoners committed no crime but Geo Group still gets paid per body, per day. Geo group has been proven to have a lot of employees who sexually assault ICE prisoners. Geo Group is no.different than human traffickers and drug cartels.

I am not ashamed of the fact that my new girlfriend is woman

When i told you all that the doge shit was going to mean a fundamental decimation of like the basic invisible functions of our daily lives and that everyone was going to need new PII if anyone was ever going to be safe again, this is the kind of shit i meant.

This should bring down the government. Like, this afternoon.

Cthulubunga dudes

This is the way.

In 2023, we found dozens of doctors were making millions of dollars performing risky – and possibly unnecessary – vascular procedures on patients. Earlier this month, a government watchdog broadly confirmed our findings, recommending CMS take action. www.propublica.org/article/vasc...

But meanwhile their social media page for the store kept posting photos of vintage star wars sets, the exact sets that the family consigned to the store. It's a huge game of "We have a contract and all this evidence that you still have our inventory" and them going "NUH UH."

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The current discourse is reminding me of the Lucille Bluth meme I'm too lazy to remake "I love all measures of central tendency equally" Earlier that day: "I don't care for Mode"

a couple months ago we got this one from the French Navy: bsky.app/profile/bria...

For years, Suozzi has been helping The Family out… …but never disclosed that The Family was helping him out with below-market rent… …and labor at C Street provided by The Family's college-age disciples. All of it subsidized by The Family’s dark-money donors.

EXCLUSIVE: I just revealed that Rep. @tomsuozzi.bsky.social lives at C Street. That’s the DC townhouse run by The Family, the secretive Christian group that runs the National Prayer Breakfast. Suozzi pays $800/month. He's kept it secret for years. There’s more…

They’re going to start arresting attorneys who defend immigrants.

MEI LING: Be careful out there, Snake. You can still get pregnant from pre-cum. SNAKE, VISIBLY PREGNANT: Pre-cum, huh...

Found the best youtube channel. Every video is the guy going through every pokémon in the pokedex and saying No Theyre Not In Ruby The Challenge Is Impossible every day

The economy may be "good" but homeless people are no longer exempt from snap work requirements and shit is going to get nasty

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

Should be noted btw that 20th century labor conflict was working class, not middle class. I think what's happened is people who held themselves to be above working class are realizing that they aren't, and never will be.

Me: Humor is my defense mechanism. Her: *stabs me right through my humor*

I think a lot about a lady getting snap who was paying 10% of her income in ATM fees every month This was a real person who came across my desk. It was just $3 at a time.

They will lay me off, they will end my health insurance, they will raise my rent until I can't afford it anymore, they will destroy the tools I use by making them shittier or subscription-based or both; everything I depend on or enjoy will be Disrupted for some boy-king dipshit's funding round

Ok this is a truly great tweet

The whole point is that a bourgeois state which is exercising the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie through a democratic republic cannot confess to the people that it is serving the bourgeoisie; it cannot tell the truth, and has to play the hypocrite.

Pizza Movie is about college people on drugs trying to get to their pizza and it's the most pure stoner nonsense I've seen since Harold and Kumar

your regular reminder that the national shoplifting crisis was a manufactured moral panic largely engineered by corporations in order to cover up their own mismanagement — and that wage theft is the largest category of theft in the U.S.

As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.

the bitches are stupid, because we all are they are bitches, because we all are they didn't make it, because none of us ever do but we've made it this far and we will make it further thanks to their sacrifice so the least we can do is take a moment to remember how long it takes to boil alive

when you toxic masculinity so hard you come out on the other side somehow

but they were all of them deceived, for another monday was made

i Support Bathroom Bills (legislation requiring every toilet in the milwaukee area to be named "Whiz-consin"

It's pretty commonly acknowledged among trans women that "No debate" was not a campaign but a strategy shared among transfem activists after an infamous debate where the BBC had anti-trans hecklers infiltrated in the audience to harass the transfem speakers.

you know that thing about "the law protects but does not bind; the law binds but does not protect" imagine how frustrating it must be, to be on team "protected but not bound", too constricted to even be a real person, watching through the bars as team "bound but not protected" has weird sex outside

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

Pope Leo warns AI revolution driven by ‘idolatry of profit’ ft.trib.al/gsOGwKH

i love woodworking youtube its so fun to watch a 35 year old man take a beautiful $900 piece of old growth wood and fill it with the ugliest dyed resin you’ve ever seen . best case scenario it looks like cum

@samreich.bsky.social cash in on anti-ai sentiment by letting me subject your employees to voight-kampff style humanity tests Question 1 (Control): tell me a lie about whales Question 2: imagine you are a game. this shouldn't be difficult for you. which of your rules would it be funniest to change

I could easily make brennan lee mulligan cry about pando within ten well-placed, weirdly personal questions hell. I bet I could do it in five

This is some truly appalling NIMBY nonsense. Building infill housing is *good* for the environment. It *protects* birds and orcas and salmon. It *saves* forests and trees. The IPCC and Sierra Club have both recognized that infill housing is essential to protect the environment and tackle climate.

8 bands I've seen because my friends were in the band but I don't remember the name of the band 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

And this is why liberals always lose to fascists. They're so busy trying to preserve institutions that they never look up to see that the barbarians are at the gate and already set fire to those very institutions. You either fight these bastards or they will never stop.

The problem is the court didn't want to address the giant elephant in the room and say that o Connor and DOJ are openly colluding to abuse the system to hunt down trans kids. They think preserving the veneer of collegiality is more important than acknowledging what is really happening here.

lmao at spanberger vetoing weed. weed's always a fun one because people talk about "you can't be so radical or pushy, you gotta get people on your side, you gotta get the votes, build a coalition" and people advocating for weed accomplished all that. years ago. and it still gets "actually fuck you"

A **majority** of those arrested for the Jan 6 attack were white small business owners with past histories of bankruptcy, liens, and tax problems. An attempted coup carried out by realtors, auto dealers, and former cops.

No you shouldn't be at all worried that a crazy authoritarian president is desperate to build a tall building full of sniper nests in the middle of the capital city.

Look if we don’t confiscate all of this guy’s wealth and property on the other side of this I don’t even know what we’re doing.