I typically use a spatula.

I would seriously like to understand Greg Abbott's origin story. How did he get so awful, was he bitten by a radioactive hillbilly, what happened there?

March 29, 2023.

Trump's MRI raises new questions about Biden's health.

currently cooking book review of [REDACTED] essay titled "Are We Prometheans?" about how the right likewise has gone totally insane contemplating the possibility that technology might change society

Soft men create hard times so they can seem harder. Violence is the dumbest, laziest solution to most of society's problems. That's why the dumbest, laziest people let violence foment instead of the hard work of pursuing peace.

I don't really care about being called an interchangeable term for Americans by people who don't really matter. However I deeply resent being exposed to cringe, twee, in-group signaling without my consent. I have an eye condition, they get strained if I roll them too hard without a warmup.

Trump envoy Steve Witkoff has been outed as a Russian asset. This is traitorous stuff.

I was expecting Trump appointees to be evil and incompetent, but I really wasn't prepared for them to be such dumb jackoffs.

Noah Smith is the dumbest MF ever to walk on 2 feet. He isn't being improved by time.

MY PHONE SAYS UR A DOODY HEAD LOL LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature. 2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise! That "feature" is now gone.

See also "fluent in sarcasm.". Suggests a fragile mind that conceals its weakness by demeaning others.

You have to wonder if the strikes on the "drug boats" were just a way to test which generals would follow illegal orders wrt an undeclared war with Venezuela and weed out those who wouldn't.

She linked a whole *article about it* pure cope

Concerning!

Elon, with a skull fracture, paralyzed from the neck down after getting sacked by a 350lb defensive end: "heh heh, these suckers are giving me so much free quarterbacking data, they have no idea"

hey lefties, come get your boy

WTF?

'People forget what Khashoggi was investigating when he was murdered. He was writing about Kushner turning over classified info to MBS, who used it to hunt down, arrest and murder his opponents.' h/t @cocacolakid

According to my BlueSky law degree, when a judge is "concerned", that means one of the attorneys is definitely going to be executed at dawn.

I'm not an expert on bad court things, but this one seems... particularly bad?

Knee-buckling report from Justice Dept sources. "[T]wo pastors close to Trump have given their approval.... One of the attorneys said part of the operational plan involves undercover ICE and FBI agents attending and documenting church security plans." thisweekinworcester.com/exclusive-tr...

Time was if you talked to a woman like that in public a man would tell you what’s what.

genuinely funny that like a year ago I was like well I guess I'll never have to hear about this Olivia nuzzi person ever again

Not sure if he's referring to Nuzzi or the NYT here.

Yeah TBH I'm more disgusted by the crimes against prose than any of the rest of it, if that's even possible. These people are the new journalistic elite. Let that sink in.

I have an idea for a new NPR human-interest segment called StoryWhore

How fluently they transitioned from "libs are waging War On Christmas" to... whatever this is. Side question, are prices *really* that bad right now on slippers and stuff?

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

"According to my brother's cousin, Venezuela's balls have swollen to a concerning size and may require military intervention."

Justice is typically personified as a woman holding a scale and a sword. It's supposed to be a weapon, bitch.

Everybody just needs to get the phrase "white liberal" out of their mouths, because it's no longer anything but a shorthand for "guy I disagree with"

ok, this is my fault for wandering into the Discover tab.

Well-known "far left" Marjorie Taylor Green.

The endless left/liberal delusion of "they only listen to people who look like them, so a meathead who recites our message is a double threat!" The right doesn't like meat-heads because they're strong and manly. They like guys who seem like they might punch out their boss, wife, or gay barista.

Translation: I showed my hoo-hoo to an ugly old creep for a minor story. Imagine what I'll do if you make me an editor.

F these mods, for real.

Yes, of course, this is why ICE is rounding up immigrants at daycares, hospitals, churches, construction sites, courtrooms, apartments... anywhere except, you know, the houses they supposedly "stole".

Google in 2010: Don't be evil! Google in 2025: What is "evil", really?

No reason to rappel from a Blackhawk? Not even that it looks totally badass on TV?

“We will only protect what we love, we will only love what we understand, and we will only understand what we are taught.”

I firmly believe the failure to cover Trump’s abhorrent behavior comes from the toxic solipsism of the political media, which is obsessed with being seen as serious, sees Trump’s indiscretions as a kind of sensationalist trap for less sophisticated minds, and applauds itself for not falling for it

Is the whole conserva-sphere just rapists all the way down? JFC

I work in tech, and this is so real and so exhausting. Nobody can just solve a problem. Even junior developers doing mundane tasks are "pioneering new paradigm shifts in CSV file parsing", like ok, you learned Awk, congrats

It's mind-blowing that Russia of all countries didn't latch onto Elon Musk's trick of just demoing a guy in a robot suit.

The "peace president"

Bari Weiss reveals herself to be literally dumber than her harshest critics ever suggested.