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I am not fun at parties, why do people keep speculating about this
I typically use a spatula.
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3 days ago
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I would seriously like to understand Greg Abbott's origin story. How did he get so awful, was he bitten by a radioactive hillbilly, what happened there?
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4 days ago
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Ron Filipkowski
5 days ago
March 29, 2023.
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NY Times Pitchbot
11 days ago
Trump's MRI raises new questions about Biden's health.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li
14 days ago
currently cooking book review of [REDACTED] essay titled "Are We Prometheans?" about how the right likewise has gone totally insane contemplating the possibility that technology might change society
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Soft men create hard times so they can seem harder. Violence is the dumbest, laziest solution to most of society's problems. That's why the dumbest, laziest people let violence foment instead of the hard work of pursuing peace.
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15 days ago
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I don't really care about being called an interchangeable term for Americans by people who don't really matter. However I deeply resent being exposed to cringe, twee, in-group signaling without my consent. I have an eye condition, they get strained if I roll them too hard without a warmup.
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16 days ago
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Mark Chadbourn
16 days ago
Trump envoy Steve Witkoff has been outed as a Russian asset. This is traitorous stuff.
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I was expecting Trump appointees to be evil and incompetent, but I really wasn't prepared for them to be such dumb jackoffs.
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17 days ago
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Noah Smith is the dumbest MF ever to walk on 2 feet. He isn't being improved by time.
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18 days ago
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MY PHONE SAYS UR A DOODY HEAD LOL LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
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18 days ago
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TheRoadie.
19 days ago
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature. 2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise! That "feature" is now gone.
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See also "fluent in sarcasm.". Suggests a fragile mind that conceals its weakness by demeaning others.
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19 days ago
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mtsw
20 days ago
You have to wonder if the strikes on the "drug boats" were just a way to test which generals would follow illegal orders wrt an undeclared war with Venezuela and weed out those who wouldn't.
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paul de revere
20 days ago
She linked a whole *article about it* pure cope
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Concerning!
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21 days ago
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Elon, with a skull fracture, paralyzed from the neck down after getting sacked by a 350lb defensive end: "heh heh, these suckers are giving me so much free quarterbacking data, they have no idea"
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22 days ago
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hey lefties, come get your boy
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22 days ago
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WTF?
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22 days ago
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scha·den·freu·de
22 days ago
'People forget what Khashoggi was investigating when he was murdered. He was writing about Kushner turning over classified info to MBS, who used it to hunt down, arrest and murder his opponents.' h/t @cocacolakid
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According to my BlueSky law degree, when a judge is "concerned", that means one of the attorneys is definitely going to be executed at dawn.
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23 days ago
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I'm not an expert on bad court things, but this one seems... particularly bad?
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23 days ago
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Rick Perlstein
24 days ago
Knee-buckling report from Justice Dept sources. "[T]wo pastors close to Trump have given their approval.... One of the attorneys said part of the operational plan involves undercover ICE and FBI agents attending and documenting church security plans."
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Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
https://thisweekinworcester.com/exclusive-trump-ice-raids-churches-holiday/
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Richard M. Nixon
24 days ago
Time was if you talked to a woman like that in public a man would tell you what’s what.
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good hyuck, babe!
24 days ago
genuinely funny that like a year ago I was like well I guess I'll never have to hear about this Olivia nuzzi person ever again
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Not sure if he's referring to Nuzzi or the NYT here.
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24 days ago
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Yeah TBH I'm more disgusted by the crimes against prose than any of the rest of it, if that's even possible. These people are the new journalistic elite. Let that sink in.
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24 days ago
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I have an idea for a new NPR human-interest segment called StoryWhore
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25 days ago
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How fluently they transitioned from "libs are waging War On Christmas" to... whatever this is. Side question, are prices *really* that bad right now on slippers and stuff?
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25 days ago
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Peter
25 days ago
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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"According to my brother's cousin, Venezuela's balls have swollen to a concerning size and may require military intervention."
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26 days ago
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Justice is typically personified as a woman holding a scale and a sword. It's supposed to be a weapon, bitch.
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26 days ago
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Everybody just needs to get the phrase "white liberal" out of their mouths, because it's no longer anything but a shorthand for "guy I disagree with"
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26 days ago
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ok, this is my fault for wandering into the Discover tab.
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27 days ago
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Well-known "far left" Marjorie Taylor Green.
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27 days ago
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The endless left/liberal delusion of "they only listen to people who look like them, so a meathead who recites our message is a double threat!" The right doesn't like meat-heads because they're strong and manly. They like guys who seem like they might punch out their boss, wife, or gay barista.
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27 days ago
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Translation: I showed my hoo-hoo to an ugly old creep for a minor story. Imagine what I'll do if you make me an editor.
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28 days ago
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F these mods, for real.
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28 days ago
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Doug Holst
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Yes, of course, this is why ICE is rounding up immigrants at daycares, hospitals, churches, construction sites, courtrooms, apartments... anywhere except, you know, the houses they supposedly "stole".
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28 days ago
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Google in 2010: Don't be evil! Google in 2025: What is "evil", really?
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29 days ago
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No reason to rappel from a Blackhawk? Not even that it looks totally badass on TV?
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29 days ago
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Bouba's Delivery Service
29 days ago
“We will only protect what we love, we will only love what we understand, and we will only understand what we are taught.”
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Will Stancil
29 days ago
I firmly believe the failure to cover Trump’s abhorrent behavior comes from the toxic solipsism of the political media, which is obsessed with being seen as serious, sees Trump’s indiscretions as a kind of sensationalist trap for less sophisticated minds, and applauds itself for not falling for it
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Is the whole conserva-sphere just rapists all the way down? JFC
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30 days ago
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I work in tech, and this is so real and so exhausting. Nobody can just solve a problem. Even junior developers doing mundane tasks are "pioneering new paradigm shifts in CSV file parsing", like ok, you learned Awk, congrats
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It's mind-blowing that Russia of all countries didn't latch onto Elon Musk's trick of just demoing a guy in a robot suit.
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The "peace president"
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Bari Weiss reveals herself to be literally dumber than her harshest critics ever suggested.
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