What if every video game had Hangman Adam Page as the protagonist? What then? The gaming industry would be saved, that's what

It's easy to focus on the terrible people in this article, but props to Jorjis, Tony, and Kathy for being willing to publicly say "I got a ticket from one of these and realized I need to be more careful so I changed my behaviour"

And what if that someone was already leader of the GPO

This one. Think it's a reupload by a third party but couldn't find the original

I don't know how the MAGA-Silicon Valley alliance survives this

Always weird to see people posting flagrant misinformation about inconsequential shit. This is not from a wrestling camp, it's one of the contenders for greatest living professional wrestler doing a match for a major Japanese promotion with a kid he personally trained for this match.

Sorry, folks. The only comedy that's fully legal now is specials called TRIGGERED: THE UNWOKE, UNCENSORED TOUR with a thumbnail of a guy with a piece of duct tape over his mouth. Everything else will be placed under review for content by the FCC.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... My uncle was hit in a collision similar to this 8 years ago. He, thankfully, survived. The notion that this risk is a specific issue with childcare centres rather than with how cars are treated in our society is absolutely infuriating. @thewaroncars.bsky.social

S/o to the legend filming this PUP set on a nintendo 3DS

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

update: male loneliness epidemic solved

millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific

oh my god someone slashed our tire

Not really the point, but even as an agnostic I can tell you this is bad exegesis. Ms Rachel is very clearly referencing the commandments as described by Christ in the NT and he's like "ohh actually you must mean this bit in the Old Testament where I can pivot to homophobia, GOTCHA".

If u watch the whole clip here this is about as good as you’re gonna get from a Republican leader rn; contrast it with the myriad other prominent conservatives in politics and media calling for blood, gore, and preemptive blame games

This shit would be disqualifying if the Rwandan genocide denial hadn't already disqualified him.

Woah, incredible. The release of Everybody’s Golf: Hot Shots today has crashed both the eShop and Steam. Guess fans are really excited to see a sequel to their beloved game after seven years

Guy who only watches pro wrestling, watching America: Getting a lot of 'brand split' vibes from this...

as a fellow fat guy, I would simply not be slinging these particular arrows when the greying of my beard is quickly diminishing it’s ability to obscuring my unified chin-neck

In high school I thought Outliers was really cool, and I excitedly brought it up to my aunt, an academic. She was very polite, but I could tell she didn't think highly of Gladwell. Then I took literally 1 psych class in university and realized yeah, he's a fuckin clown.

this resonates with my experience, that a lot of the best designs out there are often accidental it's also hard to design a good api because "what it gets used for" and "what it is designed for" rarely match up in practice too

a bitch ass loser from day one

Alien: Isolation (2014)

Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.

i couldn't figure out what James was talking about (having not read the novel in English) until I realized that he was referring to Bilba Labingi, whose name the translator apparently changed to "Bilbo???"

One easy way to tell seals apart from sealions is that the latter have a different number of electrons

Damn they’re doing Bluesky posts on Twitter now lol

putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.

a true kinder egg comes with a little yellow egg that has a toy from a kids IP big in Europe that you’ve never heard of that you can choke on

My favourite twist in this article is that author works the real estate beat for the Times and this is published in the real estate section.

WHAT

Big ol' middle finger to the Liberal government's anti-worker order is what we love to see, folks www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Say what you will about Gavin Newsom, but he’s a fighter, whether that’s against Trump, trans children, or his own constituents with nowhere to live.

If the government needs to intervene in a private business’s labour dispute to force workers back to work because the country can’t tolerate there being a strike, that seems like a pretty good indication that the business shouldn’t be private.

Since going back to work I’ve had less time to rant about how dumb Build Canada is, but I’m glad their CEO is doing the work for me by with takes like this.

the thing about bad zoning is that we could have a magical Star Trek-style housing replicator capable of making new homes for free and it *would not solve the problem* because the law would prohibit it from working

Tell me you don’t take care of children without telling me

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

If the AI era has proven anything, it is how few people have an even partially-developed theory of mind

Writing in a jokey tone to your wife is in fact one of the main benefits of having a wife. Once again, why are you outsourcing the fun part of existence to the machine.

it's time to admit that teaching kids about trans rights is an uncomfortable situation. like, how do you explain to a child that some girl couldn't swim very fast and now their friends don't have healthcare? that's embarrassing to admit about the society they are growing up in

false wisconsinite detected

RIP to a real one

Counterpoint: no, he leaves a very simple legacy of having worsened everything he touched. Bad wrestler, worse person.

This, and it doesn't work. Now, it is possible to address the harms of mass engagement-driven platforms. But doing so requires pushing back on the core biz models of the platforms, not tinkering on the edges w surveillant 'solutions' that increase surveillance w/o addressing the root cause.