I think about this comic all the time.

Breathtaking lack of insight from an account with 93.6k posts on a platform that is, by this metric, entirely without value

04/28/2026

Former hardcore kid in my mid-50s and I just mowed the SHIT out of that lawn And street cat that sleeps inside at night just got some TREATS

found our two kittens on this same trail on an abandoned military base, but this is the start of a horror film keep on walking

Zohran Mamdani on CBS — “Socialist politics can flourish anywhere, because there is only one majority in this country, and that is the working class. It’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what we’re doing, not in the appendix.” America’s Mayor can’t miss.

Haven’t even gotten the spline out yet, this is probably heading for trouble

"The earth laughs in flowers" Ralph Waldo Emerson

looking forward to chopping all these fucking media conglomerates into a billion little pieces. four years of “Anti-Woke HBO” will be annoying enough to ensure there isn’t any remnant of ParamountSkydanceWarnerBrothersDiscovery left larger than a single department

interviewer: what's your five year plan me: uhhhhh

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

I feel like the more important thing to note is that Air Force One is leaving a trail of gay??

[P] Reuters is quoting two anonymous but verified sources that Air Force One was forced to turn around because President Trump somehow managed to eat a bunch of rope and clogged the airplane toilet with the rope and now he's tied to the toilet because a bunch of the rope is still inside his butt

This poem is dedicated to anyone heading back into work and having to endure dull conversation about what they got up to during the Christmas holidays.

this post is even funnier with the fancy uk schools labeler on

sometimes i wish i had a tail so i could flick it angrily instead of having to explain myself

@nickofferman.bsky.social The burning question on this season’s Willamette Valley contra dance circuit is why isn’t anyone making a live action Peanuts special with Nick Offerman as Charlie Brown

The solution to satisfying a kitten’s energy is two kittens

this is literally never not accurate

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

I've worked political campaigns before, put my heart and soul into the effort, spent 100% of my time 7 days/wk burning the candle at both ends, so I know how earthshatteringly heartbreaking it is to lose and know all your hard work amounts to absolutely nothing. So to today's losers, let me say: Lol

Perhaps this is embarrassingly naive of me, but one of the major things corroding my sense of self-worth and optimism for the future is just how little doing a good job at anything matters to anyone's success or livelihood anymore. These journalists were crushing it and they were punished for it.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

trying to explain the feeling in my brain as OpenAI and Grok both announce their GenAI tools are opening up to porn generation while anyone who so much as draws a boob is nuked with an orbital laser

“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.” - H.P. Lovecraft

oh hell yeah youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...

Really is something. These guys could be in the middle of their own show trials and they’d be calling for bipartisan judicial reform

A rewatch of Prospect reminded me again how smart and economical the script is, how good the acting, and how great the worldbuilding, plus the details of space capsules, medic kit, biomatter mining details, etc. Much better than most big budget films. Very highly recommended.

An answer to the “yeah but what can Dems in Congress do?” is that they can organize and, more importantly, organize the *financial support* for, a national strike

Lost Smiths track

"The Blair Witch Project at The Sphere"

THEY STOLE NEELIX’S LUNGS

Candace Owens is awful and evil but the sheer number of people accepting the premise that being called transgender damages your reputation or impugns your character has really set me aback Maybe I’m misunderstanding something and need an explainer from someone who better understands the issues

all I wanted was a Pepsi just one Pepsi

Assume a spherical chicken

this is where I post from

Is it Sci-fi or is it Kafka™️

Fine, let the maga freaks have a Superman they can relate to.

If you can’t find them in stores, you can buy them direct from Herr’s shop.herrs.com/products/old...

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs

I'm Painting 100 Mini Album Covers and Today I Painted Will Wood

Oasis reunion tour is probably out of reach, but Tiffany at the town concert series is basically the same thing, right?