@nickofferman.bsky.social The burning question on this season’s Willamette Valley contra dance circuit is why isn’t anyone making a live action Peanuts special with Nick Offerman as Charlie Brown

The solution to satisfying a kitten’s energy is two kittens

Americans need to start having more kids because I just got a Family Size bag of Utz and it was tiny

this is literally never not accurate

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

I've worked political campaigns before, put my heart and soul into the effort, spent 100% of my time 7 days/wk burning the candle at both ends, so I know how earthshatteringly heartbreaking it is to lose and know all your hard work amounts to absolutely nothing. So to today's losers, let me say: Lol

Perhaps this is embarrassingly naive of me, but one of the major things corroding my sense of self-worth and optimism for the future is just how little doing a good job at anything matters to anyone's success or livelihood anymore. These journalists were crushing it and they were punished for it.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

trying to explain the feeling in my brain as OpenAI and Grok both announce their GenAI tools are opening up to porn generation while anyone who so much as draws a boob is nuked with an orbital laser

“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.” - H.P. Lovecraft

oh hell yeah youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...

The reverb 🤌

Really is something. These guys could be in the middle of their own show trials and they’d be calling for bipartisan judicial reform

A rewatch of Prospect reminded me again how smart and economical the script is, how good the acting, and how great the worldbuilding, plus the details of space capsules, medic kit, biomatter mining details, etc. Much better than most big budget films. Very highly recommended.

An answer to the “yeah but what can Dems in Congress do?” is that they can organize and, more importantly, organize the *financial support* for, a national strike

Lost Smiths track

"The Blair Witch Project at The Sphere"

THEY STOLE NEELIX’S LUNGS

Candace Owens is awful and evil but the sheer number of people accepting the premise that being called transgender damages your reputation or impugns your character has really set me aback Maybe I’m misunderstanding something and need an explainer from someone who better understands the issues

all I wanted was a Pepsi just one Pepsi

Assume a spherical chicken

this is where I post from

Is it Sci-fi or is it Kafka™️

Fine, let the maga freaks have a Superman they can relate to.

If you can’t find them in stores, you can buy them direct from Herr’s shop.herrs.com/products/old...

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs

I'm Painting 100 Mini Album Covers and Today I Painted Will Wood

Oasis reunion tour is probably out of reach, but Tiffany at the town concert series is basically the same thing, right?

Don’t fear the meeper

Wawiriya Burton, senior Indigenous Australian artist and healer who, in collaboration with her daughters, painted Mingkiri Tjukurpa, 2011, referencing a sacred story from Western Australia #WomensArt

Nothing fills you up the next day like a good home cooked dinner and a takeout bacon cheeseburger and milkshake breakfast

Seen at @tamslick.bsky.social 's blog and frankly if I survive these deeply stupid times, this is gonna be how

Nobody knows where he is

TETSUO: THE IRON MAN (1989)

look, i think a big problem young men have is that American masculinity culture encourages them to be dumb as shit

Clinton is a goddamn nightmare but the fact that former presidents (and other prominent former Dem politicians) ROUTINELY stay quiet on absolute horrors being done by the administration because of decorum but will pop up to shut down progressives really gives up the whole game.

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

God my absolute heart is with the people of Iran, who’ve fought so steadfastly for their own liberation, and are getting fucked half a dozen ways by a whole pantheon of geriatric war criminals while being told they should be grateful for it

Weeding is the highest form of procrastination

The fact that so many people think celebrating the end of slavery in the US is “DEI” is actually clarifying of what they mean when they use DEI. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/06/...

Lyndsey Coal: ahoy there minnows! Dean Koontz: aye aye cap'n! Croal: I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU Koontz: AYE AYE, CAP'N! Clive Barker: oh we're doing this bit again? ok Croal: OHHHHHH Croal: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the girl with barnacles for eyes

Warming up, beavers coming out of hibernation

Would watch.

With all the real-world horrors to deal with, combined with stressful career stuff, I can’t overstate how much joy and relief these books have brought me this year. These stories are pure escapism with wildly imaginative storylines. I loved them all. Highly recommend this series.

Last weekend at one of our concerts my friends daughter (6) drew this picture of us singing But because she had one color pen we look like we’re singing from the depths of hell 😀