@girinathan.bsky.social Hi Giri, where is the best place (for you) to buy The Changeover?

You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure.

Sir you might want to take a break from that dance

@mlyp.bsky.social SLAB BULKHEAD

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

good Reddit

Sauce Gardner, Quinnen Williams. Millionaires are fleeing Zohran’s New York after all

Infinity Georg, who believed in multiple infinities, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

just the fact that we call it "kitchen table issues" shows the out-of-date nature of the democratic party. this phrase is from the 80s, when people balanced their checkbooks at the kitchen table, ie when people HAD CHECKBOOKS and balanced them AT A TABLE

It’s really sick how this piece of garbage gets away with calling every black person he doesn’t like “low IQ” with just no scrutiny. Every. Single. One.

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on. Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

I was going to jump in on this meme as say, “I was married but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.” But I can’t lie. Women like the vehicle. The worm has hoes.

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

@mtgarena.com Can you figure out what the best and worst Momir drops are at each mana value?

The Triumph of Death (flipped), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1562

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe

Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff

i like how fantasy card games are like this

no opinion on woke cracker barrel, but like 25 years ago i was eating there with my grandpa and he ordered a fried shrimp platter. at one point i looked at his plate and it was empty, and i asked if he was eating the tails. "what the hell do you care," he said

Me: The rack? You're going to torture me with boobs?? Maybe after that i can suffer the Thighs lmao Medieval torturer: See it's this kind of thing that got you here in the first place

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

pennsylvania hot dog spill

Reconsidering how committed I am to abolitionism

Bossangoa Restaurant; FCRX+5WF, RN 1, Bossangoa, Central African Republic https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=6.490441400000001%2C17.44978799999999&query_place_id=ChIJaXJa-_63wxARNE5fyzoXi1w

9/11

that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

Doing the size comparison that really matters

Sometimes I close my laptop and pick up my phone to see what the little internet is up to, presumably.

BOURDAIN: And that's the thing that really makes the dog, it's the celery salt that ties it all together POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome? POPE LEO XIV: I've tried

[butt rock plays, cut off by sound of bear growling] YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING [m-m-MORNING] here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute [whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting] now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview

Me: you are so blessed to be Canadian, I cannot stand it here in the United States, I’m sorry, it just sucks and makes me sad. Canadian: yeah, your government is fucked up Me: I was talking about the candy bars

Le Blanc de Blanc, by Georges Mathieu, 1987, 📸 by @catocataldo

U.S. Senators, Canadian Senators, and Ottawa Senators: Learn The Differences

i take no pleasure in being anhedonic

arguments over who would get blamed for a shutdown are insane. the median voter has no idea this is happening. the median voter knows one fact about politics and it’s that Donald Trump is the President

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

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This McDavid Kills Fascists

It's basically overtime already. Helicopters, motorcycles, cocaine, and so forth.

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.