First time back at yoga after maybe a month off. The heartburn will kill me.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Flu is coming soon. That epi curve looks a bit ominous. #IDSky Good explainer article & public health message 👇 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hey ID Fellows, what are your favorite ID consults? Asked that question during a recent visit to the ID division at Johns Hopkins, and here's what their fellows said. #IDSky blogs.jwatch.org/hiv-id-obser...

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Influenza is taking off already. If you can get vaccinated, please do (I did 2 weeks ago). If you think you have ‘flu but aren’t so ill as to need medical care, please do the right thing and isolate. Influenza is still a very serious infection for many people. www.gov.uk/government/s...

Wanted to stay in bed this morning. #parkrun

Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.

The first three words of "look at this asshole" is always "look at this". Don't give Bastards free PR!

First #parkrun after a PB. Felt harder today. But still made a good run of it.

Heating has come on in my office for the first time this season. Excellent.

That felt like a good run. #parkrun

Saucepan.

Just been to see House of Dynamite, the new film by Kathryn Bigelow. I think it gave me a stomach ulcer. It's great! 👍

Choosing to believe that Count Orlok and Count Dracula existed at the same time, carrying out the same plan, and it was just a really bad year for estate agents

Yoga instructor went full sicko mode in tonight's class. Excellent stuff

Start doing yoga now

The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."

Six years ago, almost to the day, Apple removing a similar app from the Hong Kong App Store was seen as such a breach that Tim Cook wrote an all staff email to defend it www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Finished Blue Prince. Day 56. Phew.

Little hand drawn animation and banjo theme I made. It's been a year since my brother's passing, it's hard to type stuff so l'll just let the video speak for itself. Thank you for watching. Keep going, enjoy the sandwiches.

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

Yep, and the push to make games faster/cheaper is only going to make the discoverability/time problem worse. Need more players to catch up, but post 2020-21 finding new players has been a massive challenge. They're all already playing.

BEHOLD! My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game! "i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm. brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran... Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!

I hope this column just says "a decades-long megadrought across the Mediterranean combined with increasingly top-heavy palace-based economies that were vulnerable to multicausal systemic instabilities"

felt oddly emotional reading this

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Breadmix and Tastybix

RIP Robert Redford

Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette? waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him? [waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs] GR: *whispers* fuck me

A gripping an informative read about the Bayesian tragedy. apple.news/AR34nk51RRVy...

Tennessee Williams died in 1983, so he was alive at the same time as Venus and Serena - the other tennis-y Williams

Chants of Senaar is 40% off on steam at the mo (~ £10). I reckon it's one of the best videogames I've played.

Look, I'm sorry you lost your sheep, Bo Peep, but what do you want me to do about it? Sounds like a ewe problem.

#parkrun tourism today, visiting Cheltenham. And set a new PB!

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

Another #parkrun under my belt. And I didn't even want to get out of bed this morning.

I've started playing Balatro this week and I'm finding that, weirdly, I'm not into it?

27 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline. It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.

Calls for a "huge nationwide wave" of protests in last 48 hours saw about 300 people attend one locally-organised protest in Nuneaton (serious charges in local case) + 19 protests range from 6 peoole (Wolverhampton) with about four more reaching 100-200 people (Altrincham,Canary Wharf) Total < 2000

Due to the Balloon Fiesta, I ran Blaise Castle #parkrun today. The flatter (but not flat) course makes for a refreshing change!

Breaking Dawn came out in 2008 which means somewhere there’s a 17-year-old who is counting down the days until she’s old enough to change her name without parental permission. Be strong, Renesmee.

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head

Britain's hilliest #parkrun Sure. Let's do this.