And the dynamic disaster duo (2/2)

Player character art for @dimension20.dropout.tv's new season City Council of Darkness! It was a bloody (certainly intended) joy to draw characters for this season. Do you have a favourite PC already? (1/2) #Dimension20 #CityCouncilOfDarkness

dick move by NASA to make the astronauts come back after they went through so much effort to get away from us

Watched the Artemis II splashdown in a pub and people cheered and clapped when the first parachutes deployed, gasped when they detached, and cheered and clapped again when the second parachutes deployed and the capsule landed. Oh, my heart!…

It's no @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social, but there's something there…

Katie Marovitch gives sleep paralysis demons second thoughts about their career. She's proof Satan won something on technicality. She can be found DMing for the residents of the Backrooms in her free time. She gave Mr. Mxyzptlk wedgies and swirlies in middle school. #Dimension20 #Dropout

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How many thousands of people are gonna get charged $70 a month because they didn't read to the third paragraph of this fucking email

Got an email from Adobe saying that they were nearly doubling the cost of my creative cloud subscriptions and adding a bunch of Gen AI dogshit I didn't ask for! If you don't want to get charged you have to log in and downgrade to a "standard" plan that's just the fuckin apps.

Happy April Fools' Day (observed)!

forgot the most important of the genre

Jonathan the Tortoise is alive and well 🐢 • He’s ~193 years old — the longest-living land animal on Earth • A suspected crypto scammer went viral on April Fools Day pretending to be his vet (via British Overseas)

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Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s

For some reason GIF search wouldn't return the HOT DAMN scene. Anyway, I only managed to watch a few episodes of SoS: Madness before Alpha shut down. So, HOORAY!

Star Trek/Scissor Sisters

's a bidet, Doc.

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

Every day, there are more reasons to loathe transphobes. Don’t fall for their bullshit.

Ah, you see, augury via cassowary means divination using the haruspex's own entrails. Hope that helps.

In the name of The Handheld, The Dock, and The Serial Bus - Amen.

P.C. Richard is my father. You can call me Woke Dick.

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

Darling, I have people for that… Seriously, thanks for the heads-up.

Y'all Watch with captions ON

Unfair to Odie (and the towel owl, for that matter) but I see your point.

Christ, is there a bsky labeler that marks this guy's photos as NSFW or NSFL?

Happy belated and all that youtube.com/shorts/nBeMf...

Q: you know what totes m'goats? A: a Capricornucopia

"Large milkshake, please!" And its sequel "What's that smell?"

I started listening to this early this month and it is, how you say, extremely my shit. It was strangely soothing listening to back-to-back episodes on long international flights. PS- I found the podcast b/c of Sims' performance in my much beloved "Slay the Princess" by @blacktabbygames.com.

Wonderful! When can we expect Miss Piggy on Street Fighter?

damn

For the American daywalkers.

reposted with alt text; come on, people

I flew to Taiwan to try the squid ring, spicy chicken, and Oreo cookie crust pizza at Pizza Hut and all I got was a lousy t-shirt and the inability to understand spoken human language. Everyone now sounds like Jabba's palace doorbell.

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

you absolutely don't, under any circumstances, have to hand it to a guy who loved strangling women even more than he loved strangling his own career.

Nicholas Brendon, abusive freak who strangled & assaulted multiple women, dead at 54. he was once known for playing the proto-incel Xander Harris on Buffy the Vampire Slayer & defending Joss Whedon’s misogyny. rot in piss bozo

Whatever horrors you may find in these dark spaces, have heart and see them through. There are no premature endings. There are no wrong decisions. There are only fresh perspectives and new beginnings. This is a love story. ~Slay the Princess is under 10 dollars for the Steam Spring Sale~

I had the most disturbing dream…

So when you say the son of God is "Swole" "Cut" "Buff"

James Talerico: “God is non-binary” Christians: “WHAT THE FUCK NO HES NOT!!!” Me: Show me is dick Christians: w..what? Me: Show me his divine dick homie. That holy hog. They celestial cock. That pious penis. That sacred schlong.

So you're saying that the crowing of the cock is actually Sexy time! biblehub.com/topical/c/co...

Perfect

drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters

Rake Fop Demon Hunter

Twin… Gemini…? ¡¡ Jiminy Cricket !!