@pftompkins.bsky.social Does this gentleman look familiar?

I'm on a Teams call and the screen-sharer's FIRST Chrome bookmark is JibJab

My letterboxd experience

Corey Booker is now just staring into the C-SPAN camera and pretending to eat things while saying "yum" and "ice cream so good" and "no spicy!"

the income bracket im in is that i could either make my apartment look good or go on a nice vacation once a year and i am constantly torn between these options

USB Arthur

these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions

@amyklobuchar.com no on cloture

All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this

the window on a box of pasta offers a visual connection to the outside world, making a space feel more open and comfortable for the pasta.

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

all americans know is

Most Looney Tunes characters are effectively indestructible but I don’t think that’s true for Pepe Le Pew. I bet if you ran him over with a car he’d just die.

It’s pretty fucked up to post this on a website where everyone is the exact same age as LeBron James and hurt their knee going to the bathroom

Everyone in LA is sharing this story on insta, and I just want to make sure non-Angelenos know about this bear that crawled under a house during the fires. He had to be lured out with rotisserie chickens. Read it. You deserve a little treat.

Newspaper is named so perfectly.

ADRIEN BRODY'S SAME-HAIRCUT BRO IS LIKE BRO U GOTTA MOVIE THIS THING OUTTA HERE FOR REAL DAVID HEWLETT AND THE FRENCH LADY ARE GONNA GET MAD

headline: Elon Musk has constructed the Howling Engine, which converts the anguished cries of children into cancer democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle

Americans will go on vacation to a place that isn’t a car sewer, walk and take public transit for 8-12 hrs. a day, notice a change in their health, and attribute it to “they must not have the Illuminati chemicals here”

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

He looks like a Metrosexual Caveman

BUCK: Welcome to Progressive Monday Night Kickoff. Today's game is Mutual Aid vs. Redistributive Policy. Troy, what do you see happening out there? AIKMAN: I still don't understand how these aren't synergistic objectives, Joe.

You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

imo "Just Like Honey" by The Jesus and Mary Chain has felt modern in every decade since it was released.

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything

New Cunk just dropped

I think antitrust is not enough to deal with the tech industry. We need - and I know this era isn't one where we get it - a digital EPA, with quality standards for apps/digital services with personal liability for executives and real, meaningful mechanisms to force companies to stop hurting people.

New objectively bonkers Rudy Giuliani courtroom sketch just dropped

CINEMA

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

Depressed cowboy named Pathos Bill

in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:

lemon pig of 2024 before and after absorbing all my bad luck over the calendar year like a fucked up little yellow dorian grey. it is nearly time to rest, my faithful child.

Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?

Pop Tart mascot strip--- uh, unwrapping

"Check this shit out motherfucker" /locks arms with opponents and slides both feet out from under me and falls screaming onto my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

your tired, your poor (in health)

There’s this special kind of dad…

Horseshoe up their fucking ass Chiefs

Hello everyone this is the Argentine knockoff of ET. His name was Monguito. Have a great day.