Hello my name is Vomica

There’s a fly in my mood

Me: a library worker

This week I was interviewed by Terry Gross for Fresh Air. You can listen here. Also here’s Terry’s copy of my memoir. Insane. open.spotify.com/episode/2PGM...

Cum empanadas

shitting in the glass toilet

I loved when my grandma hosted parties and all the women threw their coats and purses on top of a designated bed. A chaotic mess. A lost art.

Great book! Get a physical copy for your shelf and the audiobook version just to hear Tam read "The President is a ballsack with sideburns" out loud.

I wrote a book about my family. My grandpa sold poppers for a living. My mom is on Only Fans. As for me, I was a Madonna impersonator at age 8 and went on to become a child star.. kind of…I narrate the audio myself if you prefer that. geni.us/cryformearge...

If you have a second I would really appreciate it if you could rate my book 5 stars on Goodreads so that I can eventually write another ❤️ www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...

You’d have to go back to classic-era Simpsons to find a writers room this stacked with absolute killers

My ass hairs are Rapunzelesque

There will finally be a good TV show soon variety.com/2025/tv/news...

I don't care if you know what this is, I don't care if you know who *I am,* I am directly asking you to repost this. I would like this to be Variety's highest-trafficked article this week, I am tired of hearing about Sidney Sweeney. Let's celebrate a good and funny thing that people worked hard on.

1st thing i gotta do is be faux humble about working w the best writers room of all time @bransonreese.bsky.social ! @kibblesmith.com ! Sean O'Connor! Edgar Momplaisir! Miles Woods! Emma Del Valle! @tamis.bsky.social ! Lauren McGuire! Andrew Mueth! i was so scared of all of them the whole time

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Soad. Soad worked in a maternity ward at a hospital and her husband taught English before the war. They have a 3 year old son, Omar, who was diagnosed with thyroid issues. He has since contracted Hepatitis C because of the conditions in Gaza

Austin come see me!!!

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

I know a lot of really funny people. One of the absolute most funniest nicest delightfullest craziest best of those people is @tamis.bsky.social Her memoir Cry For Me, Argentina is absolutely amazing. Buy yourself a copy (wherever you want to buy it) and check out the audio book narrated by Tam!

I loved when my grandma hosted parties and all the women threw their coats and purses on top of a designated bed. A chaotic mess. A lost art.

Mom and her lovers

A Hotdog Named Desire

A dead person poked me on Facebook

This Argentine TV Sunday morning show is two journalist analyzing the price of every kind of meat you can imagine.

Wearing a cock ring is like putting your dick up in a ponytail

My memoir’s chapter titles are so beautiful… geni.us/cryformearge...

My memoir’s chapter titles are so beautiful… geni.us/cryformearge...

Los Conquistadores 💕💓

Worn with love AND filth as described by Author/Comedian @tamis.bsky.social on the latest JJGo. Listen on @maximumfun.org or wherever you get your podcasts. @jessethorn.bsky.social @jordanmorris.bsky.social @stevenraymorris.bsky.social

i debated 100 six-year-olds about whether or not im Mr. Stinky

TARGET USED TO SELL LIVE FISH

Ernesto Salchicha Jr

I just finished this entertaining, hilarious, often moving and completely spell-binding book. If you like good things, you should read it too. 💜

George Chorizo

I wrote a book about my family. My grandpa sold poppers for a living. My mom is on Only Fans. As for me, I was a Madonna impersonator at age 8 and went on to become a child star.. kind of…I narrate the audio myself if you prefer that. geni.us/cryformearge...

NPR’s ‘All Things Considered’ did the sweetest spot about me and my book. www.npr.org/2025/07/01/n...

read this book!!!!

Oh no, this advertising taps into my strongest motivator — spite

Buy my book so I can continue to defeat this evil goblin geni.us/cryformearge...

Buy my book so I can continue to defeat this evil goblin geni.us/cryformearge...

This week I was interviewed by Terry Gross for Fresh Air. You can listen here. Also here’s Terry’s copy of my memoir. Insane. open.spotify.com/episode/2PGM...

Who among us, of a certain age, *didn't* want to be Madonna? Can't wait to read this!

I caught part of your interview on NPR yesterday, and added your book to my vacation reading list 😊 I, too, wanted to be Madonna ❤️

My books is available now! If you like Madonna you will like this book. If you like salami you will like this book. If you like women with borderline personality who chain smoke you will like this book. It’s available for audio too, narrated by meeeee geni.us/cryformearge...

My books is available now! If you like Madonna you will like this book. If you like salami you will like this book. If you like women with borderline personality who chain smoke you will like this book. It’s available for audio too, narrated by meeeee geni.us/cryformearge...

I can't remember shit but I never forget if a song was on Beavis & Butthead

We had @tamis.bsky.social on episode 1886 ‘Zohran Derangement Syndrome, Trump Load Size = Teeny Tiny’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social

People that say “vis a vis”. Absolutely not.