When I was growing up my sister (13 yrs older) was the grooviest chick around. I was in awe of her - she was so cool and "with it". Tonight she told me she can't get pictures on her phone, so I should screenshot them and send them that way I just...what? 😂😂😂

"Interior design is my passion!" people are just as bad as the "Graphic design is my passion!" people. Possibly worse.

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Ways to excuse yourself to go to the bathroom: "Sorry, I just got an update on deliverables" "Sorry, some rough beast is slouching towards Bethlehem to be born"

Is right my G, bite his stupid hair

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The weather today - cool, rainy - is perfect nap weather. Who am I to argue with the gods?

It is finally cool enough today to fold and put away all of the winter bedding and nobody distract me. No phone calls, no drop in visits, nobody dies for the next hour or so...

Happy Birthday today to Anthony and Edith, and only Anthony and Edith 🎉🎉🎉

Okay but cheeseburgers are good

I visited this cemetery several times while living in the NL, and this just breaks my heart. Those rotten bastards

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

New Yorkers every day since Mamdani was elected. #Knicks

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I have big feelings about the ending of this movie. Somebody else go see it so we can talk.

We are going to the movies tonight for the first time since the pandemic! Hadn't realized it's been that long. We're going to see Disclosure Day. Steven Spielberg is almost always worth a trip to the theater. But first: Freakin' Unbelievable Burger

Remembering the time I was almost lured into joining a cult by some lambs.

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

Can we all stop pushing the button please?

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Why is everybody saving desperate, gotta get it done, shit for a Friday afternoon??? 😡

I went to bed around 11:30, after all of the watches and warnings cleared. Sometime in the wee hours another round came through. It was loud enough to wake me up, but I just rolled over and went back to sleep. One flower pot tipped over but no other damage.

Show offs

It's cooled off enough to sit outside tonight, but everyone is mowing their lawns 😭

Just takin' care of biscuits today

My morning commute has three detours because of road construction, and I hit every red light this morning. I shouldn't have to work so hard to get to work 😭

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May Vernors give her heartburn and coney dogs give her instant diarrhea for the rest of her life

Daughter just sent a video of my 4 y/o grandson singing "taking care of biscuits" instead of "taking care of business" (by BTO) and oh my heart 😂😭❤️

Walked outside, walked back inside and my glasses steamed up. Our aircon is set at 75 and not even on right now 🤷‍♀️

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Did not really need a tornado warning today but We are fine. It's north of us, but still.

We have reached "ponytails for the rest of the week" levels of humidity

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”Arlo, why are you barking at the crack of dawn again?” “I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you…”

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I hate spreading mulch, but not as much as I hate weeding, so fair trade, I guess

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Oh lordy, there are two baby skunks

My neighbor has just started cutting his grass, interrupting my peaceful night of reading on the porch, and I am wishing I had a water balloon launcher. Maybe one of those potato guns

Something has been knocking one of my bird feeders down every night this past week, so we have set up the trail cam to try to see what it is. 99% certain it will be a raccoon, but you never know. Could be a deer, or Bigfoot. I'll keep you all posted.

@jibbi.bsky.social just saw the news about the festival in Toledo. Are you good?

I cannot even tell you how much I love him

I hate that expression "it costs nothing to be kind" it costs everything to be kind. you have no incentive to be compassionate. it will almost certainly inconvenience you, maybe even ruin your life, that's why it's such a swashbuckling way to live

CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

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When It Happens, I am not going to lower my flag to half-staff. I am going to attach another flag pole on top of my current flag pole and fly the flag even higher.

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#Skunk people Isn't this odd behavior from this skunk?

My mental health and wellbeing is completely wrapped up in the survival of this tiny bunny