I'll say again that deleting this app from my phone was a terrific decision and long overdue. There's a time and place for social media, but we don't need to carry around the Hot Take and Misery Matrix everywhere we go.

Thanks to Nevada Preservation Foundation, we took the annual Home + History tour yesterday to view fantastic historical homes in Las Vegas, and one of the homeowners really stood out @darthbluesky.bsky.social 😉

Ackshually, The Baby Jane Does are gonna play their unique brand of throwback 80’s synth pop at the return of KROQ’s Weenie Roast in May

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

If I send this to you, I’m telling you that it’s 8:45 PM. Time to end couch-surfing snuggles and to begin bedtime snuggles

Commander Arlo is pleased to report a successful SPLASHDOWN! #ArtemisII #NASA

to all who celebrate...

Since this place is new & today is the anniversary of Gettysburg, I'll re-up my periodic reminder that Union Day/April 9 should be our 2nd most important federal holiday, where we hold ceremonies at Appomattox NP & recall how Ely Parker absolutely owned the racist traitor Robert Edward Lee.

To all who celebrate

“Who indeed is the goodest boy? Is it me?”

After this insane Tuesday, it’s nice to go for a sniff in the sunbeam

Morning Zoomies

As an American, there are always disappointments to register and arguments to engage; amid the chaos of our battered, monied attempt at self-governance, dissent is constant. But this feeling of being utterly ashamed of America and embarrassed to the core by its president is new, raw and unnerving.

Werner Herzog voice: “I would like to see the Zoey”

This is so, so well-articulated.

If I send this to you @darthbluesky.bsky.social you now have the diabeetus

Sniff Sniff

Arlo visited the vet today (he’s okay) Photo by P

There'll be more room above the name than below, so maybe write IMPEACH or JAIL or FUCK above the name. So many Trump bills are likely to be defaced that it will probably become a news story and a social phenomenon, and Trump will find that his exercise in egomania has backfired.

marvelous thread, and behold: wine moms and knitters, puffy-vest dads, fantasy footballers, socks-and-sandals guys, bake sale ladies, and other “normies” are showing up to help save the world - with or without the approval of purists and gatekeepers; so y’all can miss me with the doom song, thanks

Holy New York.

A massive No Kings crowd turns out in Minneapolis, Minnesota

#NoKings #NoKings3 in #Henderson #Nevada this morning. A big crowd on all four corners and down to the next light. Great to see drivers and new friends figure out the answer to my sign’s question 😏

Arlo trains his new Assistant to the Director of Home Security

Frank Herbert's Dune

This thread is a banger - it expands beautifully upon the somewhat less bangerific thread I posted last night after too much weed. It's about discomfort tolerance, and people who want to *act* like assholes, but can't stand the idea of other people *thinking* they're assholes 👇👇👇

I’m a kind, compassionate, and empathetic person who is definitely not a psychopath. Also me? Someone who tags @nedpyle.com to show him what’s probably going on in his house RIGHT NOW 😈

Photographer: “OK, for this shot, I want to see your puppy eyes starving for snacks, while simultaneously judging your silly humans for thinking you would eat the full breakfast they put in your bowl” Arlo: “Say less”

Boop for a good weekend

Ask yourself why both Arlo and #PresidentWetMouth don’t care about gas prices…🤔

Just like his Tío Diego, Arlo has proudly marked this neighborhood with his…

If I send this to you, I’m telling you to stop gaslighting me

🎶Baby Shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo🎶

If I send this to you, it means I’m hungry and you’re late for dinner

Snoozin’, but make it resemble art

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

February 26 marks the fourth anniversary of Arlo’s Gotcha Day! To celebrate the sweetest boy, make sure you do some “4x4’s” with your doggos: 4 extra belly rubs, 4 more cuddles, 4 ear scritch sessions, and 4 additional treats!

How is it possible that Kristi Noem still has this job. Imagine if you’re a family member or a shipmate of this guardsman. www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

I wish that @bsky.app had its own polling feature right now. I need a ruling: Do we take Arlo’s “rock” out of play or do we play on? #curling 🥌 #Olympics

Measles is one of those nightmare diseases that, if it hadn't been killing people for hundreds of years, people would ABSOLUTELY be pushing conspiracy theories about right now. It's too nasty in too many different directions to seem natural. But oh, boy, it sure is.

Lazy Sunday

Park Life in February

well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’

Snoot in a cloud

Whelp, I didn’t like the Ring surveillance state anyway, even before they used cute pups to manufacture consent for the surveillance state. PS Arlo wants to remind you…🖕🧊

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Wanna play?

A Portrait of a Gentleman and his Fish

Neighborhood Watch

All these puns demand a sacrifice 😁