When Midday Walkies Time is 11AM ✅ and the current time is 11:05AM ❌, Hypno-Dog Arlo begins the stare down

no money for politicians

I just know @rianjohnson.bsky.social is scribbling in his notebook: “Bonjour Monsieur Blanc, I am Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux, how are you connected to this case?” #KnivesOut

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Arlo wants to know if it’s the weekend yet…

✨and everything they stand for ✨💫

Smush face snoozles

Meanwhile I live in a state ( #Nevada) that gets the most sunny days and I get #NVEnergy PR emails about how their new, underhanded daily demand rate increase probably won’t affect me? Wut? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Wayment, the sun is down but I still have to wait for my dinner? What is this “fall back” you keep talking about?

This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI

A Midday Pizza Party Snack Platter

RELEASE THE KRAKEN he wants to pet the dog OK BUT PETTING ONLY NO SQUEEZING THE CUTE PUP #Halloween

Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained. These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.

Las Vegas represented on both sides of downtown Las Vegas Blvd! #NoKings #Vegas

Find a No Kings protest Saturday and go! Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest. /1

Morning Mlem

🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help! Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒

I’m sorry @darthbluesky.bsky.social but I have no choice. You now have seven days to pet a dog or…

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

“Can I pet your dog?” #Halloween #SpookySeason

The Sunset Sentinel and his Snoot Art

"Look, the President clearly has some kind of dementia" should be how Democrats begin every single comment to reporters these days.

Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance. Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn. We have been sent here to fight for people.

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

The president just told all of the military's leaders that all Democrats are evil and promised to send the full force of the military into Democratic cities to assault the "enemy within," and there's *still* a chance that Democratic congressmen provide the crucial votes to keep this regime running.

I forgot to plug him into the charger 🤷🏻‍♂️

Morning in the Desert

You can't just tell your dog he's handsome all the time, you also have to compliment his job performance

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

Remember that authoritarians have ZERO sense of humor. About anything.

This is an important time to remember that responsibility is not a zero-sum game — recognizing one person’s fault does not necessarily diminish another person’s. The Trump administration is fascist. And ABC cynically caved and abandoned American values for money. Both are worthy of your contempt.

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Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵

US President back-pedalling furiously after his administration treated some innocent hard-working Koreans like they were innocent hard-working Latinos.

Hey @merriam-webster.com I have a suggestion for a picture you can place next to “handsomeness”

If not a dog, why dog shaped?

Do not be bullied, cowed, or shamed by bad-faith right-wing actors and MAGA that are blaming "liberals" and everyone who isn't MAGA for Charlie Kirk. Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Arlo asks: “Would you tell me if I have a flipped ear?”

Our little house hippo 🦛❤️

Inside you are THREE wolves

The baby carrot ninja 🥕🥷 suddenly appears

Today in ARLO DOES WHAT HE WANTS, after I confiscated his bully ring and took it to our office so I could monitor his snacking, Arlo promptly took his snack back to our bedroom 🙄

No matter the standings, I’m determined to raise Arlo right! #SFGiants #BeatLA

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

First meeting of the day

Arlo is always here to help @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Today in ARLO WILL HELP YOU: rotating the mattress and changing the sheets

When the office manager 🐾 calls you into an early morning meeting with Mr. Fishy

A Portrait of a Dog Looking for Bunnies

Not @nedpyle.com looking at Dog Rates’ pun game like…

Us: Time to make the bed Arlo: I’ll help!