Has the doofus declared war on the Bajorans yet

Sky

"The people of Pennsylvania have paid $492 million in upgrades to the electricity grid that went to support data centers." @spears.bsky.social lays it out for @cnbc.com youtu.be/q5XP8xDcRJE?...

hi i'm the guy they hired to fart on the lettuce and would be happy to answer any of your questions

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The actual fuck

Do not shine high powered green lasers into flock cameras for over 15 seconds at a time. It causes problems for their operation and must be replaced manually each time. It's really bad; don't do it!! Especially don't do it with your face covered or out of view!!! Unrelated chicken lady doodle below

ABC NEWS: ".. Trump's longtime teleprompter operator is believed to have made tens of thousands of dollars by placing bets on that speech and more than a dozen others .." abcnews.com/US/white-hou...

the matthew show revisited: week seventeen I might only hear someone sing or play once, and it will file itself away until I'm working on something that would fit that sound perfectly. Such was the case with this tune and Aimie Lovett of Loretti. youtu.be/sBHvHs3bpwo?...

and so it goes

Doing the thing At Troy's in Arlington

Fuck all of this

Todd Blanche just testified under oath that Constitutional rights don’t apply to people who are undocumented living in rhe U.S. This is incorrect. Just wrong. The law is clear. Constitutional protections apply to “all persons” within the country’s borders.

Fucking yikes

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.

Is Taco Bell growing their own lettuce? No. They get their lettuce from companies like Taylor Farms (that has 1/3 of the market *including hospitals*). This is deflection on the part of the federal government, which specifically cut funding for food safety screening/testing.

A ponderance www.mind-war.com/p/fever-why-...

Ain't never been off my bullshit

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

🚨 BREAKING News: New York to impose the country’s first statewide moratorium on data centers. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

It's time to meet the cast of the Dark Forest radio play. The role of Jacques Vallee is played by Philip Colton. Still trying to figure out what he wants to be when he grows up, he has been working in the banking industry for the past 15 years. He lives in New Brunswick. Season 1 coming in fall

I love going to modern websites. You’ll be looking for a pancake recipe, and then the pancake recipe site will hit you with “by looking at pancake recipes, you have agreed to arbitration”

By popular demand (one person who DM’d me), an obituary for Lindsey Graham, focused on a lesser-known episode from the Lindsey Lore that has long defined him for me.

According to the ninth amendment if someone walks up to you wearing those godawful clanker glasses you can just hit them in the face with a trowel

No, no, they got the wrong third guy. RIP, sir www.nbcnews.com/news/obituar...

🚨BIG ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 InfoWars endorses the #MAJA movement's mission to rename Austin to JONESTOWN for the late Alex Jones, who popped like a balloon.

Well.

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A ponderance youtu.be/k_droevAIFg?...

Coming up THIS WEDNESDAY

So I've heard

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: In a stunning admission, the FBI just confirmed to me the existence of training videos instructing FBI analysts on what to redact in the Epstein Files. I’ll show you the letter and discuss the massive implications in one hour. Link below: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-e...

Spare me the sudden lecture on "civility." If you were silent when Trump mocked Robert Mueller, Rob Reiner, and the violent assault on Paul Pelosi, your outrage over Lindsey Graham isn't about respect; it's just selective hypocrisy.

counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.

Not sure why the FBI would be involved with a heart attack.