Oh hell the fuck no

Coming up THIS SATURDAY

There. Finally stuffed enough distractions into the howling void maw to function today. #winning

I dunno how I ever got off giving anyone advice about anything. My existence is clown shoes.

As a kid, the poor misunderstood artist was such a tired trope that I did absolutely everything I could to avoid it. Decades later, I am the dictionary definition. So it goes.

Woke up at 5 for no good reason. Just a vague sense of dread. Locked the deadbolt and secured all the windows. Got a bad email, then a bad text, and the dread morphed into despair. Now I have to go to work. Going to try and do something good today. I hope I can.

Music, stories, and kindness to the innocent are the hills I've set myself up to die on. Despite everything, some deep, immovable thing inside me still believes it's worth the price. And in this historical moment, that price climbs higher every day.

What the actual fuck is this stupid ass world we live in against our will

Doing the thing At Hotel Dryce in Fort Worth

TODAY TODAY TODAY

Just found out people were dunking on Altman today for saying that it also takes a lot of energy to 'train' a human being, and honestly, I wouldn't have even noted that because that's literally what they believe. They're not metaphorical, they're not being taken out of context - it's exactly that

Being a live musician means you learn terrible things about the public. Like the fact that there are people who really do still want to hear Wonderwall.

Very tired of adults who believe that having to regulate their emotional responses is some form of oppression. We live in a fucking society. I smile at people all the time who I'd rather throat punch. It's the price of civilization.

MAGA has turned this country into a third-world dictatorship shit-hole.

New Brunswick, NJ just canceled plans for a colossal AI data center after massive pushback from the community. That's a huge win for people power. AI data centers are sucking up communities’ utilities AND draining state resources — while enriching Big Tech CEOs.

Doing the thing At Rodeo Bar in Dallas

Texas AG Ken Paxton has filed a lawsuit against NYC based Lola Olivia clothing for selling breast binders. He's arguing it's illegal to sell the equivalent of sports bras. www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/sites/defaul...

Rather underwhelmed by American Obituary (Hewson ran out of melodies I guess), but I'll take this one youtu.be/d4Y-KQiOLO0?...

I'm fucking sick of AI can we go back to being normal weirdos?

Shatner's putting out a metal album. And against my will, I find myself intrigued.

Do it

For what it's worth

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT

I forgot that every LLM's logo was a butthole

This puts a name on someone I've always been uncomfortable with in our society. Way too many of us believe that humiliation is part of personal growth. That gives power to people who feed on suffering. youtu.be/dFX3ZegwfYk?...

Do the aliens know about the Epstein files?

This is an educational catastrophe designed to weaken the humanities at University of Texas.

Jebus H youtu.be/xK9a_y0RCsk?...

Quite youtu.be/-w6G7VEwNq0?...

Doing the thing At Gusto's in Fort Worth

Ain't what she used to be

Key excerpt from today's hard-hitting column on the RFK Jr./Kid Rock erotic workout video: (Full column here, if you dare: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...)