(President Trump: I love the guy. He's a communist, but he's like my Indian son. JD Vance: [closing a 4chan draft calling Zohran Mamdani a "filthy pajeet terrorist"] I mean look: absolutely, sir. Tell me how to feel and I will try.

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It bothers me how nobody seems to understand that this, trans people getting booted out of the military without their contractually obligated benefits, etc. is ultimately about if the promises of the government are worth a goddamn thing as long as the Republican Party exists.

i have one more (long) clip that i wanted to wait until after the show dropped to share i cannot fuckin believe they let us do this. #GodDoesReal

He’s gonna spend ten minutes getting applause breaks over the return of the mcrib

Umm since when are hockey players straight

The Epstein files are basically the letter of institutionalized ism's written by people who use those systems as crowd control for the poor and while that's awful to behold it's also kind of validating to find out that these people are gold-medal dipshits whose only ambition is cumming

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I'm an AI expert and I'm increasingly concerned that my locally trained "agentic" model is able to pull my pants down, bend me forward, smack my pink cheeks, and upload 60fps 4K footage of the spank to multiple social media platforms in real time. Normies, you truly have no idea what is coming.

That was how we did it: the Montell Jordan Story

Fellas is it based to mistake what feels good for what is true

It was so inspiring to be together with fellow Angelenos who are fighting for the livelihood and dignity of working families. We have enough wealth in our state for everyone to thrive. It’s time we share that wealth. I'm fully endorsing SEIU-UHW's Billionaire Tax for California. Tax the Rich!

If Manon doesn’t return to Katseye I will shootgoon myself in the head

The Bone Temple is fantastic you guys gotta rent The Bone Temple

Oh everything’s bad? Why are some things good

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It is so incredibly humiliating that this dumb motherfucker is running a society of 350 million people into the dirt because he's scared of dying.

These men would rather GOAT the rapist than GO AT therapist

Gender is the first lie they tell you and it is load-bearing

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Telling people to vote for Newsom on Bluesky in February of 2026 feels like posting on Facebook that they can’t use your likeness or content

Hey dude what is your full name and address

cmon give us your identity it’ll be cool

if we’re both gay…who’s flying the plane???

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

Is this a dudes rock moment

CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old. “8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ

OUT: I'm gonna cum IN:

The best play is just to never, at any cost, be on any list

on the new season of severance we better get another weird scary dude

I wouldn’t say I’m cum*guzzling*

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AI supporters lack a fundamental understanding of and appreciation for the miracle that is "thought"

Swimwear for low-t dads

Feeling hopeful about a mayoral candidate in LA feels like a fool’s errand but Rev. Rae Huang seems like a great choice.

Generative AI cannot compete with human creativity, no matter how loudly its supporters claim that it can. We're fighting for a Los Angeles that nurtures and supports art and the people who make it.

i know nithya raman got a lot of ppl excited last week re: LA mayoral race, but i'm keeping an eye on rev. huang

Big night for Amazon hitting itself in the dick

Epstein asked someone what they were doing, and they were taking an improv class

my chemical weapon

Watching the Pitt has convinced me. I am a doctor.

Sunny Day Police State

Wait was this country invented by perverts

Being rich is so tasteless

Wonder Man more like Blunder Man! What with his flaws. But that’s what makes him compelling, it makes me care. It’s very good

USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair. USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries. They are giving you actionable information.

We’re gonna get so booed at the Olympics

mouth-first learner. what's boobs