Video of federal agents getting run out of Lyn Lake this afternoon. Agents drop a gas can at the end and someone kicks it back at them.

REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸

You never see these freaks happy. There is a sort of libidinal joy they perform, mostly for each other, but it comes only from of the immiseration of their enemies. No victory brings relief, just a temporary reprieve of grievance. I do not believe the machinery which drives us and them are the same.

I’m just gonna say it: too many people getting murdered lately

they're all friends playing a little game while we get shot in the streets

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

I don't believe that they were ALL of them deceived. Surely at least one mortal man felt Sauron trying to rule him and was like, heyyy.

Why is anyone taking anything anyone says in good faith these people are simply making the noises that get them the things they want

LLMs are more of a condemnation of what people think talking is

We gotta stop conflating someone explaining the thing with someone defending the thing

they are putting big boobs on everything to keep you alone and horny and jacking off all the time so you don't notice the natural beauty of the world and jack off to that

My haters clown on me. Absolutely comboing my shit, riffing on my hampered ass. Clearly this points to a wider conspiracy

When unc claws through the eldritch membrane 🫦🫦😬

grok, i need you to put this pillar of salt in a bikini

Check out my new movie “Malevolent Cosmic Slime Mold” wherein a family adopts the Malevolent Cosmic Slime Mold and everyone is like “isn’t it dangerous to have that in your house” and they’re like “nah we trained him he loves people” and then things take a turn

PAULIE: Oh! Ya not gonna take ya katana an' wakizashi off befowah sittin at da Daimyo's table? CHRISTOPHER: A samurai's blades nevah leave his side, Paulie TONY: Ya got dat right. Da sword is da soul SILVIO: When he's right, he's right PAULIE(looking murderously at Christopher): You said it, T

Twitter is actually doing all that sodom and gomorrah stuff from the bible like 1:1 its impressive

Your post about “soft dick diarrhea boy” is obviously about me even though you havent mentioned my name or encountered me across any medium

When nephew rolls up with the wretched and bewitched curios

I’ll take you to my bachelor pad I’ll let you meet my mom and dad

Chance The Rapper deserves more

Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.

"And I never say no" We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control. We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.

beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking

"In order to reform-" let me stop you right there. My political beliefs begin with fire and end with ashes

excited to find out what dumb ass scam is going to be The Most Important Technology of All Time after AI stuff stops paying out

[taking communion] "leave the bottle"

Boy do the people making crosswords love the word “orca”

The president is vibe governing and fear is the vibe

Sports are such a great dumb guy thing. “The Championship” like

is a caterpillar a butterfly? no a baby mario is not an adult mario

Dr Oz in urology

Dr Oz please rate my dick

Steve Bannon is NOT in trouble for being in the Epstein files. If you are consistently shit you STOP getting in trouble. You're covered in mud and it makes you invisible like in Predator

when the mods wake up we should make them watch Absolutely Fabulous starring Kathryn Hahn, Kristen Johnston, and Zosia Mamet as directed by James Burrows

Damn the guy who got so horny he invented computers really hoisting his petard in the grand scheme of things

God made everyone get circumcised early on because being uncut makes jerking off too easy

The creation of the penis costs 150k. Balls are extra. Uncircumcised is included with the coupon. Peeing is included for free but cumming is only available with the subscription

Ahh, “hot”. The “loud” of temperature

while i am not an academic i did see this coming and post about it on bluesky, which is why i am quoted in this article

yeah haha *pats knees* so I think I’ll just get that flower and then hit the road. I can Venmo you orrrrr

*rips vape* Yeah I’m one of the bigger accounts on bluesky

Birds wish they could walk, I bet

Glad to see Crate & Barrel’s sequel CB2 out there. I had so many questions after the first one

if something “lovecraftian” tried to happen to me I would just bail. ooouuuuhhh there is a horror beyond my comprehension? not gonna comprehend it then I guess. Later

Brother they already brought Disney characters to Sora

Todd Howard your hair is about to Fallout if you don't get some conditioner in there my man