Samuel Theodore Eagle
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VISIONARY DIRECTOR R.D. OLIVAW
about 13 hours ago
“Blastoise”, pronounced like a New Orleans sugar baron’s surname
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EverGemma
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ceej
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that shit's just fuckin' up there, huh?
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Alasdair Beckett-King
1 day ago
But what if I were to disguise my weak joke as a Simpsons reference? Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, millennial man.
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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty
2 days ago
I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
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Chise
4 days ago
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪
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Finn
2 days ago
it's pretty wild that the Swedes have been in NATO less than 2 years and are now somehow at "deploy quasi tripwire force against US aggression" stage
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2 days ago
Honestly this tweet is itself a complete argument for why the EU should pony up for serious defence spending and start providing Ukraine enough material to relentlessly crush Russia back to the 1992 borders so no one will ever call Russia a super power again.
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Sean Connell
3 days ago
This guy in particular seems worryingly unhinged.
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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io
3 days ago
"That's not a knife. This is a knife." - Crocodile Dundee's in-home carer at lunchtime. Gently, ever so gently.
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konnaire
3 days ago
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
4 days ago
My baby's first word was "abracadabra" and then it vanished into thin air. I miss my child and the ensuing investigation was a bit of a hassle but god damn what a trick.
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Paul Fairie
4 days ago
A FOOD
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John Oxley
4 days ago
Minister of State Alex Norris tells the BBC he won't personally come off X because it's important for communicating with voters. None of his tweets for the last month has more than 1000 views.
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Your second favourite aircraft?
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Andraste Sideyr
6 days ago
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Brian Hioe
7 days ago
212 people in dinosaur costumes participate in a dinosaur marathon in Kaohsiung, including mayor Chen Chi-mai
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高雄富邦馬拉松熱鬧登場 212隻「恐龍」競速吸睛 - 自由體育
高市運動發展局主辦「2026高雄富邦馬拉松」今(10)日於國家體育場熱鬧登場,民進黨有意參選市長的立委也到場參與,增加曝光度並與市民同樂,賽事增加「最速恐龍爭霸賽」,共吸引212隻「恐龍」報名,陳其邁也穿上恐龍裝一起跑起來。富邦馬拉松今年進入第16年,也增加了往北高雄路跑的馬拉松路線,沿路可欣賞高雄
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Ravin Boodram
7 days ago
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Rafe Meager (they/them)
8 days ago
Early modern medical remedy of “tobacco, six shillings of beere, and a walk” ok so they cracked it. 1625 and they cracked it.
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Chaudman
9 days ago
"Hey Alexa... What is Bristol like?"
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Dan Marshall
10 days ago
You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
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Jakub Jaraczewski
11 days ago
"Even Hel has frozen over" 11/10 no notes, Notes from Poland.
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JP
11 days ago
shoot the messenger before you even get the message. no news is good news as the maxim goes. they don't make wrong maxims
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Mutable Joe
12 days ago
birds do it bees do it even educated fleas do it let's do it let's fly into a window
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Foreign policy gets markedly easier when you have a meaningful defence budget.
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12 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
13 days ago
DEATH BED CONFESSION SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT admits" to killing SIX ho- meless men in the late 80s! "Sometimes he was just so angry," said ADAMS, "Only one thing helped." MURDER! Seems DILBERT has a MEETING with the ULTIMATE POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
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John Oxley
13 days ago
Tell you what, someone is going to make a banging LinkedIn post on Monday to try and flog their business continuity consulting services.
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Seva
14 days ago
the president of taiwan right now
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Dmitry Grozoubinski
14 days ago
Reminder: The US has refused to join the International Criminal Court because it argues extraterritorial justice is incompatible with national sovereignty and citizen's rights.
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Angry Staff Officer
14 days ago
Pour one out for all those poor folks trying to get through a dry January
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Bill McKay
14 days ago
It’s gonna be so cool when President JD Vance defends “based and red pilled” Argentinian President Javier Milei’s right to seize the Falklands from the “Islamo-leftist” UK
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Dmytro Spivakov
14 days ago
The EU's grand strategy and principled stance toward wars of aggression remain steadfast
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Finn
14 days ago
wait they are genuinely making "possession of weapons" charges against the head of a foreign military
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I'll wait for the dust to settle before throwing out takes but congrats in advance to the sales teams at every Chinese air defence manufacturer for your bumper 2026 exports to South America.
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General Boles
14 days ago
“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela” “Caracas?” “not according to his doctors”
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Brendan O’Kane
14 days ago
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
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Finn
14 days ago
live rolling news was a mistake
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Joel
15 days ago
Swearing in on Machiavelli’s The Prince. Concerned murmur from the crowds. Good.
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Arin Arcady
15 days ago
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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Artologica aka Michele Banks
16 days ago
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
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josh (auldfriend99)
22 days ago
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Star Trek Minus Context
17 days ago
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Tamsin the Reimagined Girl™
4 months ago
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J.M. (But also Nemo)
17 days ago
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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Niao Collective
18 days ago
Creating posters for military drills is Super Normal.
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Glenn Moore
18 days ago
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
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Seva
18 days ago
I always tell students if you ask a good question the article will write itself
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Alasdair Beckett-King
19 days ago
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
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Secretary of Defense Rock
19 days ago
The succeeding in question
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