Finding The Guardian updates on Hungary very useful- www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

One. Three. Five.

first partial results are in on Guardian Hungarian election liveblog: www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Hormuz latest:

Wikipedia app's 'picture from previous page in browsing history' bug is playing a blinder today

Mate you had one job. And it wasn't getting Putin's puppet "elected" in Hungary

JD Vance: "I think this comes from a legitimate misunderstanding. I think the Iranians thought the ceasefire included Lebanon, and it just didn't. We never made that promise, we never indicated that was gonna be the case."

Just hypothetically how would your investments change if Vance were the president? Because do that

He thinks he's Churchill but he just sacked Monty haveigotthisright

Donald Trump's mother was an immigrant and we only have her word for it that his father was an American

🚨 EXC: The captain of one of Britain’s nuclear-armed submarines has stepped back from his role this week after being investigated over his relationship with Joani Reid, the Labour MP whose husband has been arrested on suspicion of spying for China as.ft.com/r/dfb74254-8...

The Royal Navy that burned the White House to the ground? It has advanced target selection, sorry

In the future (next week) everyone will be manager of Tottenham Hotspur for 15 minutes

Given two days I reckon I could probably finish it

It's opium wars stuff. The British electorate should not ask its citizens to die killing the citizens of other countries who don't want to sell us their goods

Goatse. Sorry.

"Iran, which is completely defeated, is disrupting the Strait with the navy and missiles we've completely destroyed and that is unacceptable because it is making the oil price go up, which is good actually, and NATO which I do not support needs to come rescue us immediately. Thank you for your a..."

I love how in the supposedly damning photo on the right the only flags are the United states and the city of new York. What's the charge? _sitting down_?

Cthulu. I would show it L'amica geniale

The Hormuz strait is open for business and there are no Americans at the airport. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Can this be a solution?

'the pupil announced he was “working on something important about Swansea” before lying on the playground tarmac to “feel the rhythm of the town”. ...explained to a confused Year 3 class that the sea was “restless and unforgiving”. #WorldBookDay dailyswansea.wordpress.com/2026/03/05/s...

Isn't it a grand stretch we have now in the evenings

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Omani LNG ships under fire near the strait of Hormuz... Time to die

Very hard to overstate how thoroughly, through-going-ly, inventively wrong this is, and I say that as a Spurs fan. If Arsenal win nothing - which seems unlikely -they will still have had a good season

Evil dictator: "On reflection I have concluded that killing evil dictators is bad. Where will it end?"

Want. secretldn.com/britannic-ex...

We're about to see a wave of kipper refugees fleeing conflict in their homes in Dubai and hoping to settle in England

The people at the Commons have updated their list of MPs by party already. It's always nice when something in Britain works really well.

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/f... Nice Graun piece on BBR. Much thanks to @luketurner.bsky.social

Slava Ukraini

He's a flighter not a quitter

Live footage of Gordon brown outside mandelson's police interview

One bad polo fall in 1981 and that would have been the reigning king in swaffham clink

Oh good. We're into the bit now where they would have rejected it as a Thick of It storyline. Through the fucking looking glass, as Malcolm would say

Is this for murderers to send to their cellmates?

The Gordon Brown thing is: a chunk of people think he's a saint; another think flawed would-be saint; to some he's a slightly less awful Blair; a few think he's basically Stalin. The Mandelson stuff has meaning to all those readings. And Starmer? No one really knows so it doesn't land at all

Cold take: Mandelson can resign but should be pursued anyway for treason or at least misconduct in public office. But by due process in the courts. [Self redacted remark about sentence if found guilty]

One lesson of the last week is it's a bad idea to tell the FT politics team to fuck off.

Ship of Feeshus

What contractor is going to waste time submitting business plans and costings and planning permissions to Burnham now? He should just resign

"return"! Jesus Andy "continue" was right there

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Bloody immigrunts coming ere paying for our ant-globalisation amti-immigrant politicians to go to the world's biggest globalisation conference

He's more scared of Burnham than we thought. (sorry!)

"You can say yes and we will be very appreciative or you can say no and we will remember."

Which areas is Russia demanding as its price for peace in Ukraine? – visual explainer