Kind of feel like we especially don’t need fancy law explainers at the moment. “Can the president just take money when he wants?” A third grader could answer this. A Yale law prof is likelier to write the wrong answer so their 2L can work for Alito

Taxpayers pay the price for thuggish, constitutionally illiterate cops

I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.

That’s because the feds are now uniformly pro-corruption. We’re going to need new feds. #idiocracy #traitors

cal arts is EXPENSIVE i would be fucking PISSED

'SpaceX’s year-end balance sheet last year showed it had amassed a total loss of $37B over its history. That figure was larger than those recorded by the next 10 tech companies combined that went public tabulating a history of red ink.' www.theinformation.com/articles/5-c...

Omg. Adam Jonas hardest hit.

i hate so many things about it but the fun thing is you have no idea how many things you will come to hate about it over the years. remember your first real big "reply all" debacle? it's going to create so many fucking surprising annoyances in addition to all the known evils. enjoy!!!

and these are the problems that sadly we are going to ALSO face. not just the macro issues. so much of corporate life is generating material no one reads or remembers, and a lot of it is now becoming "here's something from Claude i barely read. im sending it to you and assume you won't read it

Trump did not reach a settlement with the government. There was no case to settle. He has not created a slush fund. He has colluded with Todd Blanche to steal money from the US Treasury. This is not a “deal.” This is a crime for which Trump & Blanche must be prosecuted. It ia a crime.

this is now a joyce carol oates coordinated harassment account

I'm fine with a Governor who doesn't know who the Global Director of WIRED is, yeah. Totally fine. It's not a thing anyone needs to know except people who work at WIRED.

this the kinda shit Joyce Carol Oates needs to see on the platform in order to feel anything

and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q/)

I love doing the right thing only when there’s absolutely nothing to lose

I thought I'd make it out of Harbor Freight without buying anything extra but the first thing I saw when I walked in was these new mini toolboxes, so now there's a blue one on my desk

Every comment is negative, I've never seen 100% agreement on a CHP post

back panther

Abunchofnumbers ignoring everyone's advice about what motorcycle to get, losing his arm in a motorcycle accident, and then using the insurance money to once again ignore everyone and buy a car with manual transmission despite only having one arm

Or this one

𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 （𝟣）𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐭: 𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗆𝖾！ 𝖢𝗅𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗈

Denvis

Probably not so many that are grandparents

I think about this post every time I think about star wars

The word “your” is doing a lot of work in this headline

You might think Aaron's exaggerating with Jim's quotes here but he's actually being very generous

Everyone's dunking on Musk but a case that seemingly shouldn't have reached a jury still resulted in portions of Brockman's diary getting worldwide attention and other embarrassing things for people at OpenAI. I wish the worst for Altman but it's still not great.

Saw a new acronym. NACHO Not A Chance Hormuz Opens Wish I could remember where I saw it so I could credit them.

6ix Se7en (1995)

oh my god they have both been sentenced to death

all claims barred by statute of limitations, the jury finds

There's a five-year statute of limitations on this corruption, civil and criminal. None of this IMO would be immune from prosecution, even under Trump v. United States (2024). I hope the Democrats put the fucker in prison for the last months of his pathetic life.

Yes, I want to see most or perhaps all of these scumbags in prison. But I gotta be honest: I look at the Democratic Party and I don't see more than a handful of people with the integrity and fortitude to make that happen.

Pedo Guy hedging against a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly... #$TSLA #$TSLAQ #$SPCX #SPACEX #XAI

Never change, Facebook

Doing this to cars full of high people is a betrayal of Taco Bell’s social contract with our nation

going into 2028, any push to do "Obama 2008 again" must be crushed. We need someone with an FDR vision and an LBJ level of back alley fight instinct

Drive to Torrance on a Saturday but you get to see Fartbarf at Smog City? It's tempting

I find it very strange that we unequivocally equate "nonviolent" with "less harmful." Attempting to overthrow the democratically elected government is a hell of a lot more harmful than many--perhaps nearly all--violent crimes, and should be punished accordingly.

And for the final part of the analysis compare our prices in California to the rest of the country

Stop calling the leisured provincial gentry "working class"

defending the racial purity of the eastern mediterranean's ancient/mythical elite is one of the funniest possible ways to be racist

The new James bond should be incredibly obese and fart every time he takes a step

I think it's so sick how we now make autonomous tools without any clear sense of what they're for, and then almost immediately start serving them rather than the other way around... what could possibly be cooler and healthier than fundamentally perverting our most species-defining activity?

Trump hearing "cisgender" and thinking its "six genders" then getting all mad about it, thus forcing other Republicans to agree that the libs are now demanding there be six genders, is a perfect encapsulation of our Golden Age of Dickishness and Stupidity.

crushing it, bro

It’s too late, I have already portrayed you as the bad egg layer and myself as the chad egg layer

bsky.app/profile/jare... I am not joking when I say I think they should actually do this.

Impossible to discuss the Kars for Kids scam without sounding insane