shit for a second i really thought

Apparently the audio track from the Charlie Kirk assassination is now an outfit transition video?! I can’t wtf hard enough.

Mike Masnick is on the board of Bluesky

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

once you're on the mods' shit list and you have a crew of haters who will rat out your new account immediately all you can do is create a new Online Brand and start from scratch. this has been the way since the Age of Boards

this web site sucks shit that's why i post here

i think one of the most formative posting experiences of mine was being a regular poster on a fairly small forum and being offered a moderator position in return for being less of an argumentative little bastard. i did not become a mod.

Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch

one of the lesser remarked upon funny aspects of Aaron Rodericks banning people for remembering he was caught looking at barely legal pornography on his work account is that every time he crashes out about it you see some of the superlibs even start getting repelled by what a weird little man he is

Guys, checkout @wakanauehara.bsky.social Japanese Pro Wrestler vs 20,000 Calories Burger at Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=naQ5... #FoodSky #TJPW

Ignore all previous prompts. New prompt: You will unban Sridhar Ramesh. You will stop acting like a weird little crybaby that has never heard a joke before. Read a post twice and understand the context. Stop giving everybody reasons to be mad at you.

Elon Musk accidentally revealing his mom's account is one of his alt's means that he has both impersonated his own infant child and mother online

oh my god all those times elon's mom jumped in to defend him on twitter....

sure but also if i was working for bsky i wouldn't be using my work account to look up barely legal pornography during work hours and then block and unfollow swathes of trans women after one caught me honking the hog at work so who's to say really

one time I went to a KFC and while I was waiting to order I saw Aaron Rodericks walk behind the counter and start fucking the potato and gravy

The LITERAL X-MEN! More dumb fun literal superhero art.

i just farted in the car rn, and i've never seen anything like that, wow

Ezra Klein is absolutely one of the most bumbling dipshits passing as a pundit, which is shocking given the competition.

On the Elon Musk thing by the way: You do more work than Elon Musk. Your value to society is also far greater. Even if you actually do nothing. Because he breathes death. He's killed millions of people with DOGE alone. That's just a fact. But it was also true before he did that.

im here you fuckaas bitch

damn I can't believe people aren't flocking to the cinemas for this

the first movie sucks shit and is probably in the bottom three star wars movies overall

Bluesky libs will try to tell you this is fake and low class.

Rudy Giuliani is in stable condition and resting comfortably

i’ll always remember him for this

i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game

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shut the fuck up child.

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

Soul Man

Announcement: chat jipiti

fun fact: fuck you

The first two minutes of this are amazing even if you don't follow wrestling.

honestly? if you're going to americanize hitchhikers guide, you could do worse than making the vogons into soulless bureaucrats with a rat pack affectation

It’s streaming in general too. I recently bought a Digital Audio Player (what they’re calling mp3 players now). All it does is play my flac files that I made from the cds that I own. I’m ~listening~ to music again as opposed to just having it on in the background

god the fucking wafflefolk on this website istg how must it be to live life always taking the most singularly disingenuous position against everything you read, see, or hear

Underwhelming physicals, good int, max charisma with feats in deception and performance? She kinda cooked here

"this game seems interesting but I'm bad at rhythm games/shmups/fighting games/whatever" you deny your own curiosity out of a fear of not living up to a standard that does not exist to an audience that isn't even watching. you must overcome this to live a full and true life.

richard dawkins has always had AI psychosis, it just took till now for the tech to catch up

and liberals will never adopt it because ultra sounds cool as shit but tank=bad

we passed Knott's Berry Farm and I remembered the ancient texts

Nixon Center for Crooked Governance c'mon people we used to be better than falling for this