phenomenal failure to read the room

A pox on every single transphobe, especially those with the political and social power to make people’s lives better or worse who decide: hm, let’s go with WORSE. This includes not only rabid rightwingers, but also ostensible allies who cannot wait to sell out our trans brothers and sisters. POX!!

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now that's a name I've not heard in a long time

this place rules sometimes

Bordello Margherita Italy, Torino, Torino, Civil Registration (Tribunale), 1866-1899

it's 2031: all sport in the US is illegal, except for competitive gender checking, where school officials attempt to look at children's genitals while armed dads attempt to stop them

the jerk store called. there was a backup in the cum plumbing and the whole place exploded. your husband was closest to the source of the blast and his skin was turned completely inside out by the sheer force of the massive quantities of semen moving at high speed. i'm sorry, ma'am. my condolences

a computer simulated being nice to me: why i busted in my shorts by ezra klein

hahaha eat shit miles kuo

whenever i see anyone talk about fanfiction in any context my mind always goes to this tweet

Imagine having been in there for 9-11

researching baseball

NOT JUST A NUMERO DOS u guys Starlight Kid: 黒虎脚殺 (KOKKO-KYAKUSATSU; black tiger leg killer) | 脚殺し＋ヘッドシザーズ複合関節技 (hybrid leglock + headscissors) #STARDOM #ForbiddenDoor 🤼‍♂️

Had a blast making Thekla v Starlight Kid pkg. My job is cool. BITCHES 🕷️ AEW FORBIDDEN DOOR 2026

SLK! SLK! SLK! #forbiddendoor

a real dicktip diptych this week

some of y’all have internalized classism against stanky Zoomers who look like they were conceived in a Golden Corral and it shows 🍑

Detachable Penis by King Missile rejected

that’s not very right about now of you, funk soul brother

yo I need everyone to notice this this guy just did a Zohran-style video that’s low-budget but super authentic, credible, and watchable. Proof it doesn’t take Zohran-level charisma! Sincere belief in what you talk about helps though.

Jelqing is the weaponization of prima nocta

Previously, I have posted about how in Mario Super Sluggers, Boo and King Boo have unused leg bones in their models, despite not having any legs. Now, it has additionally been discovered that Piranha Plants have the same leg bones as well. The reason for this is still unknown.

You heard right, we’re announcing N PLUS INFINITY TIMES TWO! Wishlist it on Steam now: store.steampowered.com/app/3040020/...

Aww the co-creator of FTL came out as trans and issued an update for the first time in years just to change her name in it 😭 love that game.

Incredible find from @davidgrossman.bsky.social

BREAKING: Nicholas Rossi, the man who fled from the United States to Scotland after he appeared to fake his own death to avoid rape charges, has died 🚨

Yum

They're waterboarding me while playing this full blast until I reveal the location of the clitoris youtu.be/PiDRgDmXGi4?...

Really nervous about the democrat establishment guys going to war with socialists. How will we ever defeat the biggest group of losers in the world?

ok this one got me

in the far future scholars will mistakenly interpret the roadrunner and wile e. coyote to be an allegory for the democratic party war in which the centrists became their own tea party while mayor mamdani was busy being mayor and not thinking about them at all.

yub nub delilah what's it like in ewok city

need more of this exact thing. stupid clankers absolutely eating shit or spazzing out

the comedic timing on this is impeccable

MEDICLIT!

street fighter II, taunt screen, zx spectrum (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/6239/st...

listen to @boontavista.com

lol. lmao.

Bluesky is a bit bigger now. Any chance I have any followers in Lancashire? My buddy is a Philly expat who moved to Croston with her hubby and opened a little café called Thyme on the Yarrow.

Stargate is better than Metal Gear Solid.

You expect aromantics to care about public displays of affection?

rock and roll photos