Incredible find from @davidgrossman.bsky.social

BREAKING: Nicholas Rossi, the man who fled from the United States to Scotland after he appeared to fake his own death to avoid rape charges, has died 🚨

Yum

They're waterboarding me while playing this full blast until I reveal the location of the clitoris youtu.be/PiDRgDmXGi4?...

Really nervous about the democrat establishment guys going to war with socialists. How will we ever defeat the biggest group of losers in the world?

ok this one got me

in the far future scholars will mistakenly interpret the roadrunner and wile e. coyote to be an allegory for the democratic party war in which the centrists became their own tea party while mayor mamdani was busy being mayor and not thinking about them at all.

yub nub delilah what's it like in ewok city

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

need more of this exact thing. stupid clankers absolutely eating shit or spazzing out

the comedic timing on this is impeccable

street fighter II, taunt screen, zx spectrum (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/6239/st...

listen to @boontavista.com

lol. lmao.

Bluesky is a bit bigger now. Any chance I have any followers in Lancashire? My buddy is a Philly expat who moved to Croston with her hubby and opened a little café called Thyme on the Yarrow.

Stargate is better than Metal Gear Solid.

You expect aromantics to care about public displays of affection?

rock and roll photos

There are not many people I think would actually be making a positive contribution to human civilization by dying.

unironically if you could have combined TNA-era Scott Steiner's character work with pre-trenboloney sandwiches Scott Steiner's physical ability, you might have the perfect professional wrestler

Yer Da listens to Ai Generated Viking music

deal. we'll withdraw from the democrats in every way, and you agree to stop blaming us every time you lose. or every time you're going to lose. or preemptively just in case you lose. or if you don't win by as much as you wanted.

an amazing post and you will absolutely be able to guess what is in the screenshots

Perspirating make naked flesh very slippy.

I was trying to find Carlie Bravo's comments about Tommy Dreamer and also found the funniest headline ever

THAT IS NOT THE STING I WANT IN A WRESTLING VIDEO

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he’s eating Ayn Rand’s disgusting pussy in hell

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

make libraries places of unity and neutrality, unless you're some kind of f-slur

Star Trek TNG, but Data gets to say it

Big Bang Theory

Listening to ABBA is transmisogyny but we're not ready for that conversation.

walked past a pet store that was selling hedgehogs. like regular ones. i just sat there staring until they asked me to leave. the world is fucked up man

Fellas, is it all up on spunch bob shit to munch?

This was a solved problem 25 years ago! Put some goggles on your biggest titted friend and take a black and white photo of her in a construction site for gods sake. When did everybody become helpless

Okay I looked it up. “Fucka Sucka Ding Dong” is a bigoted slur against trigender folks.

[holding up an antikythera mechanism] you couldn’t make this today. because of Woke

holding hands

this man just walked up to me, looked me in the eye, sprinkled 4 m&ms in my little cup of skittles, stirred them up with his finger, and left the room.

updated GFM post-recent circumstances! after getting rugpulled by my mom we're broke & urgently need help with AZ>MN move costs&initial homelessness til we can get work+residency+self-sustainability. sharing/any help massively appreciated<3 venmo/cashapp:@/$d0gg3aux www.gofundme.com/f/help-augus...

He hasn’t tweeted today what happened

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Helen Repeller New York, State Census, 1915