I know you can’t expect the big corps to ignore the profit motive but you would expect them to have a little backbone/pride

Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

The Cow Tools and Hellmo meme templates also work as paper snowflakes! I used copy paper, scissors, and a hole punch. #papercraft #snowflake #cowtools #hellmo #elmo #paperart #comic

People don’t understand that stripping the guardrails of regulation and oversight doesn’t just apply to like better business bureau type shit but also like on a practical level when I get into an elevator I expect that it has passed a safety inspection & that type of security will be gone soon

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

If someone has the ability to use the slop machine, they have everything they need to write music. There are resources online. There are free (or very cheap) apps you can run on your phone, tablet, or laptop that will let you compose music. If you use the slop machine, you are not learning anything.

He’s not wrong

Keep Honking / I'm Dissociating to Roxy Music's AVALON (1982)

Is the plural of dingus "dingi"?

Oh, so now it’s a crime to bring your whole self to work

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile

this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card

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The Senate was designed by slave owning child abusers to make sure the American government would never be democratic.

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good

retire bitch

These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.

One reason I don't think it's useful to argue about the correct tactics for Democrats to win elections is winning elections isn't enough. They've won the presidency 5 out of 9 times since 1992 and where are we now. The question is how we create something better than a dead cat bounce party

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

just learning about the united states democratic party

lol

Andrew Cuomo has put out a statement: "Best three out of five?"

woke is so back it's unreal www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yem_...

"Why should I care about who's NYC mayor?" these are the people who want to kill you and tonight it looks like they want to kill themselves

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Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag. Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts

We live in the most evil country in the world.

Why does it cost $100 to go outside

I got my copy of the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social album but I feel like something's wrong with this one

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

things bullets say

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Jared Leto was good in My So Called Life bc he played a pretty dumbass and he was good in Fight Club bc he was also a pretty dumbass whose major plot moment was getting beaten up real bad. This was his lane and he strayed to the detriment of all.

“Win every election” is not a viable strategy for preventing authoritarianism

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

This is my power

dudes rock

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Kenvue, which owns Tylenol, is issuing mildly worded statements when they need to say “we are going to sue you into the middle of next year.” There is no scientific basis whatsoever for people with zero medical expertise telling anybody to not take Tylenol, cut and dried interference-with-commerce

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

It should be fairly obvious to these morons that the left never had any power to “cancel” these people, it was cowardly corporations responding to a relatively small amount of people on Twitter. Now it’s cowardly corporations responding to pressure from the actual government which I’m sure is good

historians in future generations will have to address the many various ways that former hosts of The Man Show intersected with America‘a trajectory as a nation

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved