A year ago I said someone should do Frinkiac for King of the Hill. Well @standard.bsky.social went and DID IT boompane.ordoliberal.com

a beautiful sunny saturday... time to take some drugs and really relax ⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱. ⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁. ⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗻. ⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱. ⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿.

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

My response to a recruitment email from a company that makes "AI-powered representations of a person's mind":

the thing about AI is its a term that covers stuff ranging from "revolutionary tool with obvious benefits" over "unobtrusive new technology that will cause marginal efficiency gains on preexisting systems" to "lucifer himself could not have dreamt up something this corrosive to human life on earth"

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Tom Morello opening speech in Minneapolis 🔥

Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

Microsoft is removing CoPilot from Notepad

You succeed in your career and meet your role model. "I really enjoyed chatting with you" you say. "Huh?" they're confused. "You were probably talking to Claude." you bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

People forget this but Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes. I don't know why that changed but clearly the world would have been better if it hadn't

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

Walking away from Omelas like

But white people do have a homeland: the Real Time with Bill Maher writers room.

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

I don't think Fell for it Again Awards is active on here, but their best work:

There is absolutely no reason for Sam Altman to say anything but he is currently digging the biggest hole possible, responding to all and sundry on Twitter. This is the worst possible statement he could have given!

Sam Altman just - apropos of nothing - brought up the government nationalizing OpenAI. Multiple typos. Clammy Sammy’s having a big night of posting!

Sam Altman’s “The Aristocrats”

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Next president will have to rebuild the federal government while fighting a cadre of insane billionaires the whole way. The more bleak things get the more absurd it seems to consider electing some common weasel who wants to be president because he wants to be president

Finally a use for my label maker

And after all that, the Pitt/Cruise AI fight scene appears to have been just digital BG and face replacement on multi-angle green screen reference videos of two real live human stuntees fighting. In other words, like most AI hype — it was a con. www.shokunin.studio/blog/2026/2/...

When this ai bubble pops it’s going to really fucking pop. And the longer we go without the bubble popping the worse it’s going to be.

AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

John Darnielle has done more good for podcasters than Ted Kaczynski. Full stop.

what's the difference between jelly and jam? I'll still be your friend if you take me to see a jelly band

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Watching the halftime show has made me consider my position on puerto rican enfranchisement and statehood, i previously supported it but i now think that only puerto ricans should be allowed to vote in us elections i don’t know what the result of that would be but it’s good to shake things up

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Hey any other successful widely adopted technologies needed wall to wall Superbowl advertising begging people to use it years after consumer products were introduced?

i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want

i don’t care too much about football anymore but one has to know that a patriots win makes both jesse signal AND benjamin netanyahu happy. so i’ll be carrying that with me today

"I hardly knew the Cannibal King. I am very busy, working on very important projects, like robots, space exploration, and AI-generated pornography. Besides, I don’t need someone to help me abduct, kill, cook, and eat people. I could easily do that on my own if I really wanted to."

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"

Republicans in December 2024: You have one month, degenerates😈 Republicans in February 2026: When the left tells us to "cry more," this is an example of comedy that isn't funny because it "punches down"

very glad this ai is getting embedded in every aspect of our government & overall national security with how up to date & accurate it is

and it seems to take much more time than using human actors. it's about saving money and putting people out of work for the sake of: a “hellish broth of machine-driven AI slop and bad human choices.”