what's the difference between jelly and jam? I'll still be your friend if you take me to see a jelly band

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

We're asking ICE to do nothing

Watching the halftime show has made me consider my position on puerto rican enfranchisement and statehood, i previously supported it but i now think that only puerto ricans should be allowed to vote in us elections i don’t know what the result of that would be but it’s good to shake things up

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Hey any other successful widely adopted technologies needed wall to wall Superbowl advertising begging people to use it years after consumer products were introduced?

i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want

i don’t care too much about football anymore but one has to know that a patriots win makes both jesse signal AND benjamin netanyahu happy. so i’ll be carrying that with me today

Yikes! Unfollowing now. I just knew about him from his inexperienced off-the-cuff fascist governing style & his scapegoating of the marginalized, i had no idea he was in the epstein files😬

"I hardly knew the Cannibal King. I am very busy, working on very important projects, like robots, space exploration, and AI-generated pornography. Besides, I don’t need someone to help me abduct, kill, cook, and eat people. I could easily do that on my own if I really wanted to."

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"

Republicans in December 2024: You have one month, degenerates😈 Republicans in February 2026: When the left tells us to "cry more," this is an example of comedy that isn't funny because it "punches down"

very glad this ai is getting embedded in every aspect of our government & overall national security with how up to date & accurate it is

and it seems to take much more time than using human actors. it's about saving money and putting people out of work for the sake of: a “hellish broth of machine-driven AI slop and bad human choices.”

In case you still need a primer…

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

They're pushing Newsom super hard hoping you forget there is still plenty of time to find a good candidate that doesn't throw trans rights into the garbage, because fuck voting for that piece of shit. THERE'S EASILY TIME. We can do better. You don't get to throw people's human rights & dignity away.

Me in June 2024 trying to tell everyone that OpenAI was going to run out of money

The Biden DOJ just sat on all this??

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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

oh please, Mr. Bond is my father's name, call m— wait. did you say you expect me to die

Damn, there goes Scott Adams. What a cautionary tale. An internationally famous syndicated comic demoted to Sinfest For Normies

once again we are all tapping the sign

THE OPEN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF GRIEF IS A POLITICAL ACT.

Really, ChatGPT is just giving you a luxury experience that is normally only accessible to the rich and powerful -- the experience of filling your life with butt-kissing and sycophancy until you completely lose touch with reality.

Tonight on Philosophy Booth we prepare the coveted Philosopher's Tone! Mix equal parts pedant, poet, and dry wit, add Australian to taste. Also: 10 tips to make sure you don't stumble on the words "twater" and "tharthritis" in next week's lecture! TONIGHT! 8PM - 10PM EST twitch.tv/askaphilosopher

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]

Atheists would rather skeet than go to therapy

And The Dude, who DID abide

Mark Cuban may well have once been a well meaning person, I have no idea, but the simple fact is that being a billionaire makes you stupid and evil. There is no avoiding this. That amount of money empties out your head and soul. The only cure is to not be a billionaire anymore.

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

ken just sent me this and it made me so mad i had to start pacing. i'm a single issue voter on making this illegal. i want everyone involved in the production of this video tried in the highest court of law with capital punishment as a possible sentencing delivered via judgement from a jury of peers

I know you can’t expect the big corps to ignore the profit motive but you would expect them to have a little backbone/pride

Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

The Cow Tools and Hellmo meme templates also work as paper snowflakes! I used copy paper, scissors, and a hole punch. #papercraft #snowflake #cowtools #hellmo #elmo #paperart #comic

People don’t understand that stripping the guardrails of regulation and oversight doesn’t just apply to like better business bureau type shit but also like on a practical level when I get into an elevator I expect that it has passed a safety inspection & that type of security will be gone soon

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

If someone has the ability to use the slop machine, they have everything they need to write music. There are resources online. There are free (or very cheap) apps you can run on your phone, tablet, or laptop that will let you compose music. If you use the slop machine, you are not learning anything.

He’s not wrong

Keep Honking / I'm Dissociating to Roxy Music's AVALON (1982)

Is the plural of dingus "dingi"?