You better apologize for kicking my ass in a fair fight. Otherwise I might let you kick my ass some more

Who are you to talk? Did you set tens of millions on fire to lose to Lady G by double digits? Did you oversee national elections losing the presidency, senate and house to the party of a decaying pedophile? Come back when you can match his accomplishments.

it's incredibly funny that the president of the united states paid for a bunch of guys to spend hours hanging a tarp over a wholeass building just to hide the shame of having his sad little name he scrawled on it wiped off

Cats share a fascinating bond with humanity because when you see a cat walking around outside you and the cat share an equally intense but opposite reaction where the cat is like “ah shit I don’t want to talk to this guy” and you get to be like “cat my old friend! Come here buddy!”

Gird your lions. Shits about to get unbelievably frothy.

New personaje for the Loteria cards just dropped.

Radium water is here to stay. We need to stop fearmongering about radium water and start finding the ways that radium water can be used ethically and to support our causes. Naysayers need to realize that this technology is inevitable.

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

the fuck it will

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

I hope the guys who always mocked Rage Against the Machine are enjoying The Machine

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

i spent my whole life believing the president didn't actually have a big ECONOMY BAD/GOOD lever on the resolute desk but then this group of yahoos went and built one and then broke the lever off

we all know I have no life, so:

TONIGHT: We honor Kids in the Hall's evergreen, crazy-good batting average with a 90-min look back at the Best of Season 3! PLUS green-screened celebs, Junior Mints, Rik Mayall, a Minneapolis video store, a viewer-submitted found footage music vid & MORE! Streams LIVE on Tuesday 4/21 at 7:30pm PT!

Here's how we're taking over InfoWars.

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

People hate this shit so much. Nobody's having fun. Even the AI people are getting tired of this. They're losing and they know it. Even with the ever-growing revenues of OpenAI and Anthropic, things feel weird and bad. Anthropic's services are also randomly broken or rate limited to hell. Cool!

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

A year ago I said someone should do Frinkiac for King of the Hill. Well @standard.bsky.social went and DID IT boompane.ordoliberal.com

a beautiful sunny saturday... time to take some drugs and really relax ⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱. ⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁. ⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗻. ⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱. ⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿.

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

My response to a recruitment email from a company that makes "AI-powered representations of a person's mind":

the thing about AI is its a term that covers stuff ranging from "revolutionary tool with obvious benefits" over "unobtrusive new technology that will cause marginal efficiency gains on preexisting systems" to "lucifer himself could not have dreamt up something this corrosive to human life on earth"

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Tom Morello opening speech in Minneapolis 🔥

Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

Microsoft is removing CoPilot from Notepad

You succeed in your career and meet your role model. "I really enjoyed chatting with you" you say. "Huh?" they're confused. "You were probably talking to Claude." you bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

People forget this but Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes. I don't know why that changed but clearly the world would have been better if it hadn't

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

Walking away from Omelas like

But white people do have a homeland: the Real Time with Bill Maher writers room.

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

I don't think Fell for it Again Awards is active on here, but their best work:

There is absolutely no reason for Sam Altman to say anything but he is currently digging the biggest hole possible, responding to all and sundry on Twitter. This is the worst possible statement he could have given!

Sam Altman just - apropos of nothing - brought up the government nationalizing OpenAI. Multiple typos. Clammy Sammy’s having a big night of posting!

Sam Altman’s “The Aristocrats”

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school