Mustang horse nicotine packets

I'm so woke I pop handfuls of black market ashwagandha just to blink. My bedtime stack is 50mg of trazodone and Anton Chighur's captive bolt pistol; flip a fucking coin. Got a weighted blanket made of lead, not for my sake, but to shield the hos from my nightmares. I'm a magnesium based lifeform.

The baby is like, the worst byproduct of sex.

as much as i appreciate the democrats responding with vigor for once, the fact that republicans are using "transgender" as a slur for a political candidate is fucking horrifying and dems need to quickly figure out a way to address it head on. calling stephen miller ugly isn't a long-term fix.

increasingly I think wherei disagree with the "the economy is good" crowd is that I don't think it's so much that people think the economy is "bad" so much as they think the economy is "evil"

gamers are going to make this stuff about them but the redistribution of computing power to be something only for the wealthy and corporate really sucks

I'm so woke I pop handfuls of black market ashwagandha just to blink. My bedtime stack is 50mg of trazodone and Anton Chighur's captive bolt pistol; flip a fucking coin. Got a weighted blanket made of lead, not for my sake, but to shield the hos from my nightmares. I'm a magnesium based lifeform.

I'm sorry but "James Talarico is a vegan" is the saddest attack line and it's pathetic to me that people think he should refute it

A world where the national GOP are dumping hundreds of millions into a doomed gambit to reclaim Texas is a world where the GOP turn inward and disintegrate from insolvency and self cannibalization.

unironically today's swanboy is maybe the best illustration ive seen re: the alienation of labor, @bransonreese.bsky.social is a genius swanboy.com/comic/noel-g...

Here’s my nuanced and professional analysis: Fuck John Cornyn but also man alive fuck Ken Paxton

Vegans. Famous for loving eggs and cheese.

They recovered a hand from the T-1000. They studied it. Adapted it. Duplicated it. And now it lurks, making us think it’s harmless. That it’s a Helper. We’ve been deceived.

not going to relitigate all of this for the millionth time because lines have been drawn for nearly a decade and mileage is allowed to vary. This is what I wrote about BoTW's degradation a few years back, though, and I stand by it.

The best way for John Cornyn to go down would have been losing to a Democrat, but his long career as a hardcore conservative in the Senate coming to an end because the Texas Primary Electorate decided they wanted an even nastier, overtly criminal freak does have a certain poetry to it

i genuinely think there's nothing worse for your brains health than scrolling YouTube shorts. it's like pure unrefined algorithmic slop that hijacks your synapses mid-fire. i think you'd have better long term brain health if you replaced shorts scrolling with taking a low dosage of heroin daily

Not gonna tag the person but “stop complaining about personal computing dying and install Linux on an old Dell Optiplex” is not a solution to computers getting expensive and I’m the person most likely to do that for fun.

KEEP complaining about personal computing dying and install Linux on an old Dell Optiplex

Scientists are calling this the most metal shit they’ve ever seen

There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than your ass could come up with

Millennials: we have got to start talking up the Financial Crisis. The Greatest Generation dined out on the Great Depression for 80 years. If we’re not all out there talking about how we had to have five roommates and sell our plasma to buy ringtones I’m worried we’ll be missing our shot

tom waits appearing to you in a dream to tell you he's made an incredible breakthrough and showing you a box with a bag of flour, a water bottle, a toaster oven and a hammer and calling it a "build your own crumbs kit"

If you'd prefer to just hire me directly check out resume.deepcooley.com

EXPLAINING ANYTHING TO A CALIFORNIAN: okay imagine a ɹǝɓɹnqɯɐɥ

Racism does not descend from fascism, it’s the opposite, Fascism is the politically organized expression of a bunch of racist guys that are afraid their dicks aren’t big enough. Reich being halfway between Freud and Marx was why, even though he thought penis energy could make rain, he was right.

This used to be almost excusable when you could at least access those websites without an account. But you can't anymore (and yes, I know about xcancel but you shouldn't have to be that savvy) and signing up to Meta products now requires facial recognition.

Remember how Polygon was great and then for no apparent reason got sold to one of the known worst “media” companies in existence

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

FRIDAY!

Most British woman alive

They showed this version in schools for maybe 15 years and literally no one in my class had any reaction to a black woman being in it, someone yesterday said Eartha Kitt was Helen of Troy in 1950 and I looked it up and it was Orson Welles who cast her because she was a cabaret dancer and was hot!

"Are you in a good headspace to hear about my mother's meatloaf recipe?"

Mina the Hollower is our biggest game yet! 🐭🕯️ 20-30 hours. Over 1,200 handcrafted screens. 17 areas. 28 bosses. 60 Trinkets. 5 weapons. 14 Sidearms. So many bones! We’re breaking down the numbers behind Tenebrous Isle! 🎮

That's right, Joy!

Today @victoriascott.bsky.social writes about Juniper Blessing, a University of Washington student who was murdered last week, and worries about the potential loss of a better future for young trans people she had always hoped was coming. www.welcometohellworld.com/this-pain-ha...

If I ever launched an Abolish the Senate campaign, I'd start by taking out billboards all over Texas with images of stereotypical Vermonters saying things like "we choose what's best for Texas" and Rhode Islanders saying "Thankfully, the Senate makes sure my vote counts 30 times more than a Texan's"

I have no memory of making this

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

While you were partying, I studied the blade Then I failed my swords test Now I have NOTHING …AND I VOTE

If I lost my job right now I wouldn’t even try to find another one I’d just lie down in the backyard and let the crows eat me

Okay yeah there is something fundamentally wrong with the British

...like the cutest fucking thing ever?

I knew this gave a familiar vibes