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this place is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here.
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Bobby Biscotti
16 days ago
We are the Sons of the Mumfords you couldnāt burn
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lauren
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slop enjoyer
17 days ago
farting hard or hardly farting, gorgeous?
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Truckstop Vigilante
10 months ago
Kevin, would you mind showing your ass to the group? Beautiful, thank you, Kevin.
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Alex Blechman
about 1 month ago
Itās inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Gary Alexander
about 2 months ago
It's my answer every time for this: National identity is, with some exceptions, more modern than the steam engine.
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Truckstop Vigilante
over 1 year ago
Monday: The Workman's Curse Tuesday: The Day of Bastards Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie Sunday: Fairweather Friend
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KAFUI š¬š
2 months ago
Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Your Leader š³ļøāā§ļø š²š½š¼š»
2 months ago
He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
2 months ago
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Jordan - Vegas Mode
4 months ago
White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100
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William B. Fuckley
4 months ago
Unlimited jihad on all sports gambling apps
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merritt
4 months ago
zoe i have new orders
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dave
4 months ago
Rest in PISS Adam Scott!! Parks and Rec was shit. THe cancer ate you!! The Vultures Invade The Cathedral At Your Wake and everyone cheers. You never grew a full beard! You never had Gosling drawing power! HA! Pancreatic Cancer!!! Wait, what? whoops. sorry was just trying to fit in. i hate dilber
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Raj Choudhary
over 1 year ago
ā¦and they cut Trebekās line when they aired the episode so my story ends abruptly with no punchline.
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Raj Choudhary
over 1 year ago
ā¦and the audience full of elementary school kids collectively gaspedā¦
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Raj Choudhary
over 1 year ago
ā¦Alex Trebek cut me off and said āIf you tell me that your cat beats you at chess Iām going to beat you within an inch of your lifeāā¦
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Raj Choudhary
over 1 year ago
ā¦which was ābut my catās not very good - I win most of the timeāā¦
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Raj Choudhary
over 1 year ago
ā¦and before I could get to the punchlineā¦
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Raj Choudhary
over 1 year ago
ā¦which was that every time I tried to play one of my cats would start batting around the piecesā¦
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Raj Choudhary
over 1 year ago
ā¦on one of my episodes I had a story about how āI play chess with my catāā¦
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Raj Choudhary
over 1 year ago
ā¦so Iām one of the reasons pet stories are not allowed on Jeopardy any moreā¦
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Raj Choudhary
over 1 year ago
Alex Trebek once threatened to beat me within an inch of my lifeā¦
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foaming pipe snake
5 months ago
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Truckstop Vigilante
over 1 year ago
The Count loading shells into a sawed off 'Vun, Two, Tree' Elmo going full metal jacket muttering A is for Ammo as he oils an AR-15 Burt and Ernie digging up the basement and hauling out a weapons locker theyd promised each other never to touch again
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Athlete's Foot Demon
5 months ago
2 Zoo 2 Topia
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10 minutes of audience research would have revealed that there is no threat emptier to indiana than "no more roads"
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6 months ago
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Viktor Winetrout
almost 2 years ago
In relationships, itās important to remember the little things. My parole officer, for example, hates to be tickled
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Travis comma bitch
over 1 year ago
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
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watching the hunt for red october right now is praxis
6 months ago
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jenny tightpants
6 months ago
its called runescape because when you meet someone who plays it you RUN to ESCAPE
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Truckstop Vigilante
almost 3 years ago
I dont 'worship' odin you fool. Do you worship the wolf when he has your neck in his jaws? You moron? No! I fear odin, as do all wise men
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Kyle C
7 months ago
Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this
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more mr. nice guy
8 months ago
i kissed trudeau and i liked it / his face black with bright red lipstick
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Better Things Are Possible
8 months ago
It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown
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furry hater
8 months ago
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
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more mr. nice guy
over 2 years ago
Oops! We Were Trying to Do All Berries This Time But It Ended Up Being Just Normal Cap'n Crunch
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more mr. nice guy
8 months ago
more cereals should pretend to be an accident. Oops! All Raisin Bran
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more mr. nice guy
8 months ago
Uh Oh... I Hope You're OK With Corn Pops
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more mr. nice guy
8 months ago
Oh Great It's Doing That Thing Again Where It Only Makes Wheaties
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Carl Beijer
9 months ago
I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the ShahÄda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!
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Truckstop Vigilante
over 1 year ago
To: All - Intercompany From: Maintenance Subject: Metamorphosis Body: To whom it may concern, The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed Sincerely, Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
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more mr. nice guy
over 2 years ago
kevin mcallister immediately setting off all his traps in sequence so, when harry and marv break in, the house is completely destroyed and there's an extremely dead kid on fire by the back door
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Martin Rosner
9 months ago
short about working at the coast guard
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Dave Itzkoff
10 months ago
"they said have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again, i said, how about i meet you halfway"
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Viktor Winetrout
10 months ago
[Leonard Cohen voice] Iāve heard there was a secret chimp
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Terrible TV
10 months ago
NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV
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