loon noises

I see James Watson has died. What did Watson discover? Rosalind Franklin's lab notes. Only we spell it 'S-T-E-A-L' these days.

taking a vacation day and bringing popcorn when this happens

Playing Christmas music before November 11 is a slap in the face to the 29 men who died *and* Gordon Lightfoot.

I invite you to join me in rejecting the siren song of Christmas Starts November 1. We're still doing autumn next month. We're gonna keep roasting up root vegetables and baking with apples. We're leaf peeping, lighting pumpkin candles, and drinking spiced cider. We're watching Fantastic Mr Fox

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

i love this stupid sport so much 😌

Brassica oleracea / Brassica oleracea / Brassica oleracea

A sure sign you’re not from Minneapolis and/or Minnesota is calling either or both “minny”

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

November 17, 2021 www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-n...

they call them "the twins" in honor of the only two people on the roster

sigh...

If my farmers' market pierogi vendor hated me this much, I would never speak of it to anyone ever.

taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

🎶 Murderbot, Murderbot, does the murders that it ought 🎶

a couplet for your weekend

Mike Lee shouldn't just be expelled from Congress, he should be expelled from public life, just completely shunned by everyone he encounters like in that episode of The Twilight Zone. He is unfit to hold public office and his party should take action. The party won't, but it should.

“It should be illegal for you to be mean to me and legal for me to kill you” is basically the Republican platform.

30% possession with 2 goals?

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

In order to eliminate any inconvenience to cars, we’ve made it illegal for children to be children

🩷💜💙 #art

Not sure anyone ever beat the audacity of Marvell just straight going to "why leave that pussy for the worms to eat after you die when I could do it for you right now", though

Happy pride ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

i love them 🥲

Hell yeah. #MNUFC

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

My only hope is that the new pope is as good as the most recent one at the important job of making JD Vance sad.

It's happening.

I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan. (thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)

I plugged your address into my phone and it sent me here

"why not use [language model] for this" well you see I take some amount of pride in having stuff to say that can't be predicted by a statistical estimate

yeah I enjoy hard sci-fi

this guy is a world class asshole

fuck bookshop dot org marry local bookstore kill bezos

The thing is if the pope had died a day after meeting Kamala Harris your uncle whose emails you had to mark as spam would be on FB for the next four years sharing 1000-word posts about a vast conspiracy and the posts would be accompanied by AI images that drained you of the will to live

feministly: women be in the kitchen

Vroom vroom

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.