Blame it on the jelly.

At least Barron is (probably) sad!

The performance we absolutely deserve so far from the USMNT.

England v Argentina semi in ATL very possible now. I’m not sure they’re ready for that down there. 😬

For real tho, how tf is a Haley Joel Osment looking guy England’s best player?

Can I get a FUCK ENGLAND in the chat?

I generally agree with all of you complaining about random people setting off fireworks in the city. Pretty annoying. BUT when *it happens* there for sure has to be a grace period for that where we all agree it’s completely appropriate.

England fans/media whining about having to play at Azteca is soooooooo predictably obnoxious. Such babies. Fuck ‘em up 🇲🇽 🤜

So I guess we own a pontoon now… It’s “for the kids” right @katiestp.bsky.social ?

Lotta Argentina shirts in the crowd at Ca7riel y Paco Amoroso tonight. They’re not real Argentinians until we start singing “el que no salta, es un inglés”

Como te va?

On his second touch you could see exactly what he was going to try to do…Martinez knew, the whole stadium knew, the whole world knew and he just didn’t care and did the thing at the highest possible standard that all you can do is clap 👏🏻 and give him all the flowers 💐. It’s perfect. An all-timer.

At Kids’ Hair in Highland with Niko. There are 4 little boys here. Three of them (Niko included) are wearing Messi shirts. This soccer thing just might catch on, gang.

2nd goal from DL1098

Pretty much everyone I can see is watching the game on this BOS-MSP flight

Saint Paul’s hottest club is the playground next to Allianz Field

Thanks to the…uh, three of you…who appreciate Hudson River School banter. (The rest of you are losers.)

Post one photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands. I see your Bierstadt and raise you a Frederic Edwin Church.

This crowd *sounds* like a World Cup crowd. And the greatest player of his generation just dropped a fucking banger. This is the drug that keeps us hooked.

You could wait an hour for an Uber/Lyft at PHL…or you could walk out and immediately hop into a cab with ZERO wait. 🤷‍♂️

France x Senegal from seat 3B

It’s a “make sure friends and neighbors have your and their attorney’s phone numbers handy” kinda morning.

A good society has no place for fascist goons who set fire to the houses of decent people, and should hang vultures like Musk and Farage up by their heels.

My guy Jr Vazquez fucking nailed it today. Also shoutout to the original artist Eddie Colla for giving this the green light. 💪

The guy wagged his finger at me and pointed to his pistol because he didn't like that my neighbors and I were observing their bungled door-knocking routine in Saint Paul. Can think of many other things he should be exploring instead...

I’m not saying there’s something sketchy about $250,000 vehicles regularly being parked outside of a shitty duplex in my neighborhood. But I’m also not NOT saying that… Rolls Royce this morning on St Anthony.

Can confirm that it’s also objectively perfect sitting on your steps with a cup of coffee weather.

I was on site for a walk-thru of a new project on the Chesapeake this morning, a renovation of a beautiful 1982 modernist gem by architect Norman Jaffe…who disappeared under sort of mysterious circumstances at the peak of his career in 1993. youtu.be/Q2pBvnmHqX4

For those in MN looking to support folks on the ground in NJ: www.instagram.com/reel/DY-3rH0...

Jacob Frey as a pretend Arsenal fan feels about right. www.instagram.com/reel/DY-Q1EE...

I’m concerned that not enough of you appreciate that these guys are going to be in Mpls on 7/3 at The Fillmore. WHOMST of you are @katiestp.bsky.social and I gonna see there? m.youtube.com/watch?v=9kqn...

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

Kicking off the holiday weekend with an emergency dental visit. Shit yeah!

For the 3 of you who care, how the actual fuck was that clear handball not even VAR’d in the final moments of tonight’s Boca x Cruzeiro Libertadores game??? Boca robbed of what looked to be a pretty obvious penalty.

www.maptap.gg May 17 100🎯 98🎯 97🔥 97🔥 94🏆 Final score: 965

Someone apparently shot at a firefighting plane up by Orr yesterday…and boy the comment section is something. Given where this happened, my money is on either A) some survivalist weirdo living in a school bus in the woods or B) just random rural gunfire and completely accidental.

Underwhelming performance…again. Sigh. But what a beautiful night to watch the Loons outside in the neighborhood.

Quote-skeet with a doctor you’d trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr. Shit, I missed the most obvious one!

Quote-skeet with a doctor you’d trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr. (Here’s a deep MLS cut)

Years ago, a developer we were working with on a local project asked my firm to design an office space for this group in one of his buildings (pro-bono no less!). I didn’t know anything about them but bowed out the minute I saw they wanted a whole room dedicated to gun storage. Nah. Felt off.

ICE was creeping around my neighborhood today. Neighbors clocked it almost immediately. (These guys are SO bad at looking inconspicuous in urban neighborhoods.) Stay alert.

www.maptap.gg May 11 99🎯 99🎯 95🏅 99🎯 95🏅 Final score: 970

lol.

Guys, I know there’s basketball on and whatnot but América *just came back from being down by 3* to level things this game and on aggregate and you’re missing some classic LigaMX craziness!

Fellas, take notes. This is how it’s done.

Reminder: you still have time!

Flared Base FC

www.maptap.gg May 8 100🎯 91🏆 97🔥 86🎓 90👑 Final score: 913 Ok this was fun @wesburdine.bsky.social

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this kind of shit is so unreal. it simply cannot be real.

Sweet Lou had the best Loons player song of all time, IMO. “Oooh baby you know what that’s worth, the Paraguayan is the best on earth!” That alone should absolve him of being on this list! Also Jerry is a legend. We still have a signed box of barbecue sauce with his autograph.