www.maptap.gg May 17 100🎯 98🎯 97🔥 97🔥 94🏆 Final score: 965

Someone apparently shot at a firefighting plane up by Orr yesterday…and boy the comment section is something. Given where this happened, my money is on either A) some survivalist weirdo living in a school bus in the woods or B) just random rural gunfire and completely accidental.

Underwhelming performance…again. Sigh. But what a beautiful night to watch the Loons outside in the neighborhood.

Quote-skeet with a doctor you’d trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr. Shit, I missed the most obvious one!

Quote-skeet with a doctor you’d trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr. (Here’s a deep MLS cut)

Years ago, a developer we were working with on a local project asked my firm to design an office space for this group in one of his buildings (pro-bono no less!). I didn’t know anything about them but bowed out the minute I saw they wanted a whole room dedicated to gun storage. Nah. Felt off.

ICE was creeping around my neighborhood today. Neighbors clocked it almost immediately. (These guys are SO bad at looking inconspicuous in urban neighborhoods.) Stay alert.

www.maptap.gg May 11 99🎯 99🎯 95🏅 99🎯 95🏅 Final score: 970

lol.

Guys, I know there’s basketball on and whatnot but América *just came back from being down by 3* to level things this game and on aggregate and you’re missing some classic LigaMX craziness!

Fellas, take notes. This is how it’s done.

Reminder: you still have time!

Flared Base FC

www.maptap.gg May 8 100🎯 91🏆 97🔥 86🎓 90👑 Final score: 913 Ok this was fun @wesburdine.bsky.social

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this kind of shit is so unreal. it simply cannot be real.

Sweet Lou had the best Loons player song of all time, IMO. “Oooh baby you know what that’s worth, the Paraguayan is the best on earth!” That alone should absolve him of being on this list! Also Jerry is a legend. We still have a signed box of barbecue sauce with his autograph.

Suburban Philly. Or is it suburban Wilmington? 🤔 Either way it’s classy AF.

“Flight attendants please take your jump seats.” Aka, how you know it’s about to get real fun!

Tbh if it wasn’t so important to support amazing businesses like @blackhartstp.com this summer I’d probably completely ignore the WC this year.

Friggin’ Giuliani

First time I cried today at Mayday (Not the last time)

Minneapolis is, IMO, so wonderfully weird in what has always to me felt more authentic than many peer cities that go out of their way to tell you how weird they are. Cheers to all our neighbors across the river. 👊

Today marks the beginning of “play street” block party season in our neighborhood. We have a standing permit to block our street off twice a week (Wed and Sunday evenings). It’s wonderful. You can do it too if you organize. One of our neighbors wrote about it here: streets.mn/2022/08/02/p...

Someone may have already pointed this out but Kelvin Yeboah has now scored more goals for #MNUFC than he scored for any other club he’s been with. Decent numbers, tbh, if he wasn’t holding up a DP spot…

"For the first time in more than 100 years, evidence of cougars reproducing in Minnesota was documented in video captured by the University of MN's Voyageurs Wolf Project (youtu.be/7EL1FRB11DU). The videos, shared with the MN DNR by the project researchers, show a female cougar with 3 large kittens"

Drove to cabin this morning, put in the dock, & planted 6 new trees. Then drove home & assembled not 1 but 2 new loft beds w @katiestp.bsky.social this evening 💪 And between all that Katie made a knockout batch of carnitas. Kids are happy. Mom & dad are tired. Peak parenting today, folks.

Mother - Daughter ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ @mnufc.com @katiestp.bsky.social

I know what the kids and I are getting @katiestp.bsky.social for Mother’s Day now.

Long live the Midway Cub and its employee-rigged rodent traps! Hashtag neighborhood character.

The perfect picture of your wife/partner/best friend doesn’t exi… @katiestp.bsky.social

Yeah this was good. Real good. I had to bail early because kids, but here’s a real text @katiestp.bsky.social sent me at 1:21am 😂

Whoever the DJ at @blackhartstp.com is right now I fucking salute you for absolutely rocking the cumbia mixes. 🫡 Killing it.

Minnesota, mi buen amigo… #mnufc

I touched many a St Paul Jacket this evening at Party Sub Party. They are as luxurious as they look.

Getting sufficiently BuzzBall’d at @normcharlatan.bsky.social house before the Loons game.

Where @katiestp.bsky.social and I are in the Insta video below.

Easily the most magical soccer experience I’ve ever had. Fucking spiritual. www.instagram.com/reel/DXAyr3n...

A week ago today. Hey, I’m sure the Loons game tonight will be just as fun.

Working on being fashionably late to Norm’s sub party. And doing a great job of it thanks to the children.

The Jacket ™️ is legitimately great and I would absolutely 100% wear the shit out of one of if I had it. The fellas look great in them. Respect. However, the next wave is hyper local neighborhood specific gear. We gotta get on that H-Street merch grind @haredurer.bsky.social

[Huge double wanker gesture]

I felt like I didn’t have a cool enough jacket to attend the stump party deal but I’ve already been to Norm’s house so see yous at the Party Sub Party on Saturday. 🫡

Our time in Argentina has come to a close. Got one last kick around with the kids in before heading to the airport! Can’t wait to come back here. @katiestp.bsky.social

Barrio Chino, Buenos Aires

When in La Bombonera… @katiestp.bsky.social

La Bombonera in the rain last night.

River last week was fun. Boca tonight was…religious? Spiritual? Or something close to it anyway. “Un sentimiento” as they say here. I get it now. No comparison between River and Boca experiences, to be honest. Not even close. Vamos Xeneize! 🔵 🟡

Forgot I took this video on Sunday. Look at Niko’s face. 😂 A little louder than Allianz Stadium eh, buddy?

I was not prepared for how beautifully green Buenos Aires would be. Makes for an absolutely lovely urban environment. Parks everywhere too. 😍