It's maddening how so many people say that biking in the city is super dangerous when they really mean cars are super dangerous and the city is full of deathtrap infrastructure for people outside of cars.

Just learned that the salon where you can get your nails done in GTAVI will only be available in the Ultimate Edition. Ladies we've done it. The pink tax has made it to video game version pricing. Not just shitty razors for us anymore!

It's easier for media to portray the election as an attack on American Jews than to delve into what NY-10 really was: The second most Jewish Congressional district in the US having a referendum between two Jewish candidates on what it means to do Jewish politics in the age of Trump and Netanyahu.

It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the soyjack Nancy and myself as the chad Bobby

I gotta race like a piss horse

If you don’t like baseball, I get it, but maaaan do I feel sorry for you

I’m still not used to this whole “exciting white Sox” thing, but it fucking rules

SAM ANTONACCI, MAN THAT YOU ARE

I will never vote for Elon Musk.

pausa de hidratación

Today I went to the park and played catch with my friends. It was lots of fun

Nancy comic

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"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

The Shins’ classic debut album ‘Oh, Inverted World’ was released 25 years ago today. 💿 What's your favorite track?

Re-rebuilding my highschool bike This is gonna be a fun one yall

Pride month and Juneteenth, bad month to be an MLB middle reliever

absurd saves from Rangel with the replays

Daveigh Chase 🤍 (1990-2026)

this is my kind of company motto right here

NEW: A trove of internal records from Dialog, the secret society cofounded by Peter Thiel, was left exposed online. WIRED obtained a second cache of records that reveal who's really attending, how they're screened, and what personal details they were promised would stay private.

my conspiracy theory around the online safety act and digital ID is that a significant part of it is MPs wanting to criminalise criticising them online

Oh, so they have NOTHING nothing

I’m thinking of stopping a podcast.

A lot of the “kids online safety” proponents actually are anti-LGBTQ extremists and fundamentalists who want kids to have less freedom and don’t care if that actually makes them tremendously less safe too

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Newsom spent the last year working to prove he's an across-the-aisle guy who can work with — and befriend — even fascists. This is what it got him. This is why you don't associate with them in any capacity whatsoever.

Exactly! Just because they aren’t at a Klan rally doesn’t mean they stopped being racist! Credits: @nowthisimpact

My office is putting car dealerships on notice. Today, we issued an advisory asserting that Massachusetts law requires transparent pricing in ads. Purchasing a car is a significant investment, you deserve upfront pricing, not hidden fees. I'll hold companies accountable to protect your bottom line.

You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says. But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."

We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

Zohran fighting that hangover with everything he has and doing a great job. Beautiful segment.

I’m not merely pro-penis, I’m a

Fascism's a fever you break with shit like what happened in New York last night. Create more excuses to feel things like that together.

Extremely powerful image

In new reporting for @prospect.org, our @dylangyauchl.bsky.social details internal documents from Bay Area abundance groups pitch the movement to tech elites as a way to take control of Democratic politics and describe a 9-figure funding stream from billionaires. (1/2) prospect.org/2026/06/12/n...

If Trump runs for a third term, screw it & run Mamdani. The Constitution doesn’t matter at that point, & Zohran has the Mandate of Heaven

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Memo to Democrats: You can be cis and straight and the Republicans will still run a homophobic and transphobic campaign against you. Also there will be racism. So just do the right thing. Support the most vulnerable in our society full throatedly and proudly.

why can TVs get so loud? i generally have it between 6-14. it goes to 100

"This is our first time seeing the White Sox this year and they are every bit as good as advertised." -Dodgers color guy (Karros?)

however much you hate billionaires is not enough

i assure you i am doing it because I am a pissed off cockroach motherfucker

It’s a good day to sit outside, work on your bike, and drink a [redacted]

Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan https://theonion.com/olive-garden-unveils-new-we-invented-spaghetti-slogan/